Do you want a girl who walks like a T-Rex? Maybe you're looking for somebody who chews so loudly that you'll feel like you're dating the Cookie Monster? Or perhaps you want a partner who applies mustard to fries by squeezing it into their hand and then smearing it all over their food? Well if you said yes to any of the above, then you're in luck because as you can see from this hilarious list of reasons that people deserved a breaking up for, all of these folks are currently leading a single life!
Compiled by Bored Panda, the stories below contain some of the funniest and most bizarre reasons that people have decided breaking up with somebody. It also includes some legendary breaking up quotes that you could definitely use as your own if need be. Let us know which one of the 'reasons why' is the best, and if you've had a funny or odd story ending a relationship then don't forget to add it to the list below! And if browsing through this list, you'll think that being single forever is the way to go, don't worry as there's always a weirdo just for you!
#481
No joke, and I didn't see the Seinfeld episode long after we'd broke up, but she had the manliest f*cking man-hands a man could ever hand. I thought I would be ok with it but I wasn't.
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#482
I left my ex because she would never clear the leftover time on the microwave.
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#483
He had a mole on his back. Every time we had sex and I touched it, I thought it was a spider. No can do.
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#484
She didn't like "O Brother, Where Art Thou?". She didn't find it exciting, she didn't find it funny, she didn't smile once. She also said "The music is weird".
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#485
She got a bob haircut and dyed it black and white. It made her look like a 12 year old boy. I just stopped the whole thing like we had never met.
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#486
He wiped his two dogs' butts with toilet paper every time they came back inside.
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#487
Not me, but my ex girlfriend broke up with a guy because when singing the Beatles' "Drive My Car" he added an extra "beep-beep'm"
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#488
I was too lazy to be in a relationship. All I felt like doing was being alone and doing what I wanted. It gave me a bad rep at school.
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#490
He was my first kiss and I'm so socially awkward I had to end it because I felt embarrassed
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#491
I'd been seeing a guy for five months. We had a great time together. But he dumped me because he was still in love with his ex..
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#492
Girl broke up with me years ago. She was mad at me because i got pissed she was hanging out with another guy the same day I found out she did a nude shoot for one of her friends. She still wanted to be friends so I "agreed" to it and would say I would help her and her friends out with their group, but at the last minute I would keep everything I have done for them and not show. I did it about three times and then with her finally not catching on, i went to her house and finally cut all ties.
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#493
One night he looked at me and said "You know, you're a lot smarter than I am."
Yep that we as the end.
Yep that we as the end.
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#494
I met this dude at a friend's party. Seemed pretty cool. He walked me to my car at the end of the night. We started to make out in the car a bit and he said...."hang on for a second". He stepped out of the car, closed the door and let out the huge fart. Climbed in and said he didn't want to let that lose in the car. Ummmmm.....I'm not a prude, but not a great first impression either. I think I forgot to give him my number.
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#495
I overran an upstairs bath and collapsed his kitchen ceiling. Who knew that was a dumpable offence????
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#496
Once had a girlfriend who always asked for money. I broke up because apparently I "wasn't man enough" for not paying her bills and rent at her house. Haven't spent even one night there and I have my own place. She ended up being a hooker. Nothing wrong with the profession,on the contrary I respect most of women doing that, just serves her right. she is a hooker body & soul
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#497
I was young and wanted "sexual experience" so I asked a friends friend who was 2 years older than me. He thought I wanted a relationship, I hate to disappoint people. Grad was in a month so of course he asked me, and I hate to disappoint people.
His parents and him kept insisting I be in the grad photos, I tried to stay out of most of them but....I hate to disappoint people.
Several months in and I wasn't learning anything new in the bedroom so I broke up with him. I do regret ruining the pics
His parents and him kept insisting I be in the grad photos, I tried to stay out of most of them but....I hate to disappoint people.
Several months in and I wasn't learning anything new in the bedroom so I broke up with him. I do regret ruining the pics
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#498
He ruined the end of Star Wars..The Force Awakens. I had been dying to see it.. but was waiting a day or so because of crowds. I get on facebook and there in my inbox was a meme of Han Solo dying. I said a few choice words..blocked him..and never talked to him again.
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#499
Met his family for the first time and his dad was grilling out steaks. Time to eat, sit down, and I'm served an extra-well done steak. Thats how his entire family ate their meat. I broke up with him shortly thereafter.
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#500
I dated a girl named emma after having dated a girl named emily. I accidentally called emma emily and ended it the next morning. Now I'm with a different emily. I can't fuck up calling emily the wrong emily.
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