Do you want a girl who walks like a T-Rex? Maybe you're looking for somebody who chews so loudly that you'll feel like you're dating the Cookie Monster? Or perhaps you want a partner who applies mustard to fries by squeezing it into their hand and then smearing it all over their food? Well if you said yes to any of the above, then you're in luck because as you can see from this hilarious list of reasons that people deserved a breaking up for, all of these folks are currently leading a single life!
Compiled by Bored Panda, the stories below contain some of the funniest and most bizarre reasons that people have decided breaking up with somebody. It also includes some legendary breaking up quotes that you could definitely use as your own if need be. Let us know which one of the 'reasons why' is the best, and if you've had a funny or odd story ending a relationship then don't forget to add it to the list below! And if browsing through this list, you'll think that being single forever is the way to go, don't worry as there's always a weirdo just for you!
#461
I left him because he wasn't into me tying him up even tho he said he was when we first met. I'm into bondage.
4points
#462
A friend of mine was dating this guy from Wisconsin *we live in london* she sent him a butt pic and a day later he broke up with her. He said his ex had killed herself and that he had to grieve her. She found out from a friend of his a few days later, that never happened and he broke up with her because her butt wasn't as toned as he wanted it.
4points
#463
So my friend is like the nicest guy ever...his gf was arriving at the airport today after a week of them not seeing each other...he showed up waiting for her with flowers and chocolate....she broke up with his bc he was "embarrassing her".....fml
4points
#464
One day she asked me why I loved her. Realized I didn't.
4points
#465
She was a sweetheart when we were together but a totally different person over texts. She would accuse me of things over texts out of the blue that had nothing to do with reality. I would confront her in person and everything would be OK... Until the next day or so when the text craziness would commence. It was like dating Jekyll and Hyde. I was out.
4points
#466
He spoke about marriage 2 minutes after we got together.
4points
#467
He cried during the sex...every time! I thought it was about me but then I randomly met his ex and she said that was the very same reason she broke up with him too
4points
#468
I worked third shift and my live-in boyfriend, who was at his sister's to "have some space", had been texting me while I was asleep. The 3 days he was there I woke up to angry texts about that I need to stop ignoring him. I finally snapped about it on the third day saying, that I'm not ignoring him I'm f**ing asleep.
His response? "I'm getting sick of your attitude"
No, I'm sick of yours, boy bye!
His response? "I'm getting sick of your attitude"
No, I'm sick of yours, boy bye!
4points
#469
She broke up with me because i didn't tell her i was going to take a shower. Got out and checked my phone and BAM im single. lol
4points
#470
He truly believed he was from the future.
4points
#471
Wasn't a relationship, but a first date. We met up for breakfast and both ordered sausage sandwiches in a cafe. When they came he inhaled his with a snorting noise before I even picked mine up, I was kinda grossed out and he grabbed mine off my plate and started eating it. Horrified . Never saw him again.
4points
#472
I once dated a guy who was insistent he make the camp fire when we were out with friends camping. He then continued to stack three enormous logs against each other, poured a litre of gasoline on the logs and unsuccessfully tried to light it. My heart broke as I watched the gasoline run into the river we were camping next to. I knew at that moment he was dumb, had to be the "man" and didn't give a shit about the environment.
4points
#473
I really loved this man, but he would talk about my breasts and vagina lime they were their own entities. "I just want to lick them, they really want me too"..And he peed sitting down.
4points
#474
I broke up with a guy because I couldn't stand the way he put his fork in his mouth when he ate. I know it sounds crazy, but it just bothered the crap out of me. I knew he was about to ask me to marry him, and I had to ask myself if I could stand to watch him do that for the rest of my life. I've never had anything like that happen again and have been happily married for 12 years.....To a different guy.
4points
#475
I was 18 and had been with him for a couple years. I started to realize I wasn't attracted to him at all and I really started noticing things that grossed me out like his bed smelled like pee, he had bad breath, etc. He even pulled his pants down and farted in the sink to make it echo and then laughed! I finally dumped him after a year of putting up with him because I felt bad.
4points
#476
I once dated a guy he was funny we got along well. He just stopped calling me. We frequented a club that we gambled in occasionally. I won the pool for $500.00, he was jealous. The bar called me and told me I had won the money and further that he told them not to even tell me. He still had feelings for his x and I didn't hear anything from him for months. I was just graduating with my masters degree he called me and wanted to go out and acted like nothing had happened. Of course said No Thanks!
4points
#477
I was young and didn't want anything serious, which he knew. He had to ruin things by telling me that he wanted to have a baby with me because our baby would be so cute. I couldn't get him out of my apartment quicker never returned his call after that day.
4points
#478
He gently took my face into his hands....leaned in.....licked my eyeball
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#479
Fiance left me telling me i was cheating on him ...He got a girlfriend 2 days after we broke up , turns out she was cheating on him with his best friend and I'm happily single
4points