Do you want a girl who walks like a T-Rex? Maybe you're looking for somebody who chews so loudly that you'll feel like you're dating the Cookie Monster? Or perhaps you want a partner who applies mustard to fries by squeezing it into their hand and then smearing it all over their food? Well if you said yes to any of the above, then you're in luck because as you can see from this hilarious list of reasons that people deserved a breaking up for, all of these folks are currently leading a single life!
Compiled by Bored Panda, the stories below contain some of the funniest and most bizarre reasons that people have decided breaking up with somebody. It also includes some legendary breaking up quotes that you could definitely use as your own if need be. Let us know which one of the 'reasons why' is the best, and if you've had a funny or odd story ending a relationship then don't forget to add it to the list below! And if browsing through this list, you'll think that being single forever is the way to go, don't worry as there's always a weirdo just for you!
#441
I once dated a guy who 100% believed he was the king of Avalon who had magical powers and had dragons who couldn't be seen with the naked eye. He said he's only in the "human realm" because an evil being is after him and he's in hiding. Didn't help that he was in his early 30s, lived with his mom, unemployed, and went to the library everyday to play games on the computers.
4points
#442
I once dumped a guy because every time he'd go to kiss me he'd stick his tongue up my nose. Like it was a fetish type of thing but in all honesty it was creepy as hell.
4points
#443
I dated this guy for 6 months, 3 months into our relationship we decided that we were ready to take thing to the next level (sex). So of course I always make sure that a condom is used and when he finished he says (and I shit you not) "hehe I impregnated You!". The first time he said it I just let it go but every time he finished he said those words. On our 6 month anniversary we had sex he said those words again, I just got up said I'm not going to put up with it anymore and left.
4points
#444
I got broken up with over the way I put on toilet paper. He ended up throwing the roll at me as I left his apartment.
4points
#445
I was 10 and HE was absoluetly terrified of the baby bird i had picked up on the playground...
4points
#446
He would wake me up in the middle of the night to start an argument. Several times a week. Not a continuation of an existing argument....new topics to argue about.
4points
#447
Once dated a guy because he wouldn't leave me alone, and tools him he had a week to impress me. On day 4 he texts me asking "When you're pregnant with my kids can we still have anal sex?" Dumped him over text right then.
4points
#448
I met him on a dating app. I tried ignoring the signs of why he was wrong for me. He was here on a tourist visa but wanted to stay longer and find a way to be a citizen. One day in conversation after only 3 wks of dating, he asked if I would marry him to help him out. When I told him I didn't think it was a good idea he insisted every day to reconsider. It got to a point where that was all he could talk about. I broke it off and he got mad that I couldn't help him with this "little" favor!
4points
#449
Dated a guy for 1 year. First 6 months were okay although he never really showed his feelings. After 6 months he basically moved in with me and started to command me around. The Appartement had to be spotless by the time he got home from work and also wait him with hot food and cold beer although he knew very well I had a job of my own. He always picked out my outfits if we were going out somewhere.
Last straw: he went on vacation with his parents and got pregnant some hooker. #dodgedabullet
Last straw: he went on vacation with his parents and got pregnant some hooker. #dodgedabullet
4points
#450
In the supermarket he asked if I wanted to choose and buy my own Valentine's card... also caught him dressed as a woman kissing his tranny friend when I got home from work. He was one of the 'interesting' ones. AKA tool
4points
#451
Met a guy at a bar through tinder and I
thought we hit it off. A few days later I go over to his house to watch a movie and hang out. Didn't know i'd end up talking to his parents for about 45 minutes and then watch a bad documentary while he ate leftovers and picked at his TOENAILS. I accidently left my phone charger and never went back for it.
thought we hit it off. A few days later I go over to his house to watch a movie and hang out. Didn't know i'd end up talking to his parents for about 45 minutes and then watch a bad documentary while he ate leftovers and picked at his TOENAILS. I accidently left my phone charger and never went back for it.
4points
#452
He was really pushy about getting me to stop smoking. It was a long distance relationship and he would ignore me if he thought that I smelled of smoke. Which only made me more anxious and my need to smoke increase. So i broke up with him. Over a year later and i'm smoke free because i want to be. Not because some meat head is forcing me to. He also wasn't very nice to his dog..
4points
#453
I dated this one girl on and off for about 5 months,i knew she was a big fan of demi lovato but i didnt have a clue as to how obsessed she was until a few months down the road when she started trying to look exactly like demi,same haircut,same tattoos,etc. It really creeped me out,the last straw was when she came to a family event with me and l overheard her offer to have a threesome with my brother and his gf....it didnt last long after that
4points
#454
bad hygiene
4points
#455
I once went on a date with a very handsome, extremely smart guy who was a dual biology and math major. When he found out I was a psych major, he spent a good deal of time explaining how psychology isn't a real science and how people like him often look down on "my type." Later he told me that he really disliked animals, especially cats, and that he wrote a pretty lengthy essay on how pets are actually parasitic. I'm not even joking. Needless to say, we never spoke again.
4points
#456
I once dated a guy.. maybe a few months. Cant remember. He had self image issues cause he was overweight and lost alot of weight. That didnt bother me... but one night i was invited for dinner at his parents' house where he still lived... (he was 25) we sat around table and we were about to pray, eyes closed holding hands. He took my hand hit it so hard against the table edge and proceeded to dump it in my food.... i was... FURIOUS. didnt last very long. Didnt talk to him ever again..
4points
#457
he always had his friends hanging around with us and staying over when I spent the night! It was weird! I felt like I was dating him and all his friends at once! He even bought them on dates and didn't understand why I got upset! I used to wear a chain on my jeans and the worst time is when I apparently said something out of turn and his friend said 'control your bitch ' and he said 'its okay she has a leash' and then proceeded to whistle at me and try to drag me with my chain... not cool !!!
4points
#458
He doesn't brush his teeth. I guaranteed he would kill me after seeing this post. Like his breath do.
4points
#459
On our first date, she screamed at an old lady and almost got herself arrested. Haven't spoken to her since.
4points
#460
I ended up dating a guy for a while in high school, sweet guy but... lazy as hell. Like no motivation in school or trying to find a job. I could walk to his house, but I had to drag him out of his house for anything. The problems?
1. " Why bother? No one will want to hire me."
2. Wanted me to buy condoms at some point cause Christian boy didn't wanna get caught.
3. Gave me a Christmas gift in a ring box. Omg thought he was proposing... after we broke up he called me speratically for years...
1. " Why bother? No one will want to hire me."
2. Wanted me to buy condoms at some point cause Christian boy didn't wanna get caught.
3. Gave me a Christmas gift in a ring box. Omg thought he was proposing... after we broke up he called me speratically for years...
4points