Do you want a girl who walks like a T-Rex? Maybe you're looking for somebody who chews so loudly that you'll feel like you're dating the Cookie Monster? Or perhaps you want a partner who applies mustard to fries by squeezing it into their hand and then smearing it all over their food? Well if you said yes to any of the above, then you're in luck because as you can see from this hilarious list of reasons that people deserved a breaking up for, all of these folks are currently leading a single life!
Compiled by Bored Panda, the stories below contain some of the funniest and most bizarre reasons that people have decided breaking up with somebody. It also includes some legendary breaking up quotes that you could definitely use as your own if need be. Let us know which one of the 'reasons why' is the best, and if you've had a funny or odd story ending a relationship then don't forget to add it to the list below! And if browsing through this list, you'll think that being single forever is the way to go, don't worry as there's always a weirdo just for you!
#381
This guy chased me for 2years, I eventually said yes. Besides the constant bitching and I always had to be his 'pick me up', he was just super depressing. When I spoke to him about it, he cried. Then casually changed the topic to us moving in together in a place that he will build on to his moms garage - "because he loves me and wants to give me my own place" after a week of dating.
Broke up with him over the phone so I didn't have to deal with him crying.
I still get stalked though...
Broke up with him over the phone so I didn't have to deal with him crying.
I still get stalked though...
5points
#382
He said he was a werewolf. Legit thought he was a werewolf. He'd text me and tell me he was going hunting at 11:30 pm. He would also growl... SO yeah
5points
#383
I kept finding pictures of children in his wallet, turns out he had 6 kids with 5 different woman (one set of twins) . Oh and found out he's on the sex offender registry for having sex with a 14 year old!
5points
#384
First time around, he cheated, I got mad, he punched me for getting mad, so game over.
4 years later he promised to have changed, so we gave it another go. Worst mistake ever! 6 months after moving in, he showed his true color: manipulative, controlling, insecure, alcoholic, physically violent, and a drug addict. I put up with it for a while cuz he kept promising to change. Then one day I realized that he never would so I left.
Now I've been happily married to an awesome man for 6+ years.
5points
#385
It was 4 days before my birthday and she said she was going to get me a gift. I knew I couldn't break up with her for at least 30 days after accepting her gift and I wasn't willing to make a 34 day commitment to the relationship.
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4points
#386
I thought my floater was hers, and the grossness of it coupled with her lack of taking responsibility for her shit turned me off. It turns out it was my shit all along and she was trying to be forgiving and graceful about it.
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4points
#387
For wearing too much pink. Some days her entire outfit was bright pink. No thanks
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4points
#390
To test them if they will fight for the relationship. Don't pull that shit.
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4points
#391
I met a guy at an off-road park while out 4-wheeling, we hit it off and I gave him my number. We met the next week for dinner, I walked in the restaurant and saw had on white polyester pants, white loafers and a lime green Izod shirt. I went back out the dor and completely ghosted him. I felt like I was on a date with Bing Crosby.
4points
#392
I dumped a guy on the spot for saying he loved me... after two weeks of dating. You don't even know me, let alone love me, after two weeks. Might have been a little harsh on my part, though.
4points
#393
She would send me texts referring to her vagina in 3rd person "My pussy misses you, you can have her any time..." and when I made plans to do something with a friend instead of her I got an text rant ending with "...I hope you enjoy your hand"
Plus she was a vegetarian with "a little extra" - not sure how that works
Plus she was a vegetarian with "a little extra" - not sure how that works
4points
#394
On our first (and last) date we walked around and had coffee. He wasn't talking much (I did most of the talking) and he was staring at his phone all the time. He didn't have any personality, he seemed "empty" inside. No interests.
The worst was that I chased him: did the first move of texting before we met, arranged everything and in the end of the date I was the one that said "I had a good time and want to meet again". We parted and he didn't even looked at me, didn't text me after. As*hole.
The worst was that I chased him: did the first move of texting before we met, arranged everything and in the end of the date I was the one that said "I had a good time and want to meet again". We parted and he didn't even looked at me, didn't text me after. As*hole.
4points
#395
It was a long distance relationship. One day I was late for work, worked overtime, and my phone was dead, soon as I went back put it in the charge, and she was calling. Said she was worried sick and couldn't do it anymore..
4points
#396
He said he wanted to break up because he couldn't stand my sarcasm, I said that if he didn't understand it I'd be happy to explain it to him but I didn't have apples. He stormed out of the room and never to be seen again.
We were married,
We were married,
4points
#397
My best friend was a lesbian, and I sat her up with a girl that had asked me out (I'm straight). She introduced me to one of her guy friends, and he and I dated for 6 months...until I discovered that he was cheating on me with the girl I had set my bestie up with. It's ok...he sounded like a cross between a woman and a chipmunk anyway.
4points
#398
My ex was used to dating obese PC gamers, so she had a real treat with me... until 3 weeks in and she imploded over women looking and smiling at me while we were out and about in public. She said that I was threatening the ecosystem of this relationship by being more attractive than what she is used to... so she likes being "the hot one".
4points
#399
He was fun to flirt with and chase. Once we actually got into an official relationship, he turned into a overly sappy/clingy guy and husband constant need for PDA and pet names made my skin crawl. Didn't even last 3 weeks.
4points
#400
I broke up with a guy because he had gross feet and toes. Don't wear flip flops if you have gross feet!! Enough said!
4points