Do you want a girl who walks like a T-Rex? Maybe you're looking for somebody who chews so loudly that you'll feel like you're dating the Cookie Monster? Or perhaps you want a partner who applies mustard to fries by squeezing it into their hand and then smearing it all over their food? Well if you said yes to any of the above, then you're in luck because as you can see from this hilarious list of reasons that people deserved a breaking up for, all of these folks are currently leading a single life!
Compiled by Bored Panda, the stories below contain some of the funniest and most bizarre reasons that people have decided breaking up with somebody. It also includes some legendary breaking up quotes that you could definitely use as your own if need be. Let us know which one of the 'reasons why' is the best, and if you've had a funny or odd story ending a relationship then don't forget to add it to the list below! And if browsing through this list, you'll think that being single forever is the way to go, don't worry as there's always a weirdo just for you!
#361
1st date we went to grand lux cafe. The waitress told him they didn't have any more hot wheat rolls. He shouted oh my God! He then folded his arms on the table and rested his head on them. She started apologizing perfusely to this BIG grown baby. Finally I snapped out of shock and she walked away. #checkPlease
5points
#362
Went on one date with this girl in college. All she could talk about with me was black culture, as if she was trying to educate me. Im white and i have deep respect for my black friends, but i cant stand being preached to. The date ended with an argument over whether or not Eminem was really a rapper or not because he's not black. I had to move seats in class the next day cause she sat next to me.
5points
#363
He found it amusing to pee on me while I was in the shower and laughed about it EVERY SINGLE TIME. He would then call me "boring" because I didn't find it amusing. I put up with him for 4 and a half years. Leaving was the best decision I ever made
5points
#364
I dated a guy who wore his boxers a month straight and he smelled funky.
5points
#365
Dated a girl who after one beer got the spins. She went into the bathroom with her friends help to take a shower. Her friends told me to go in there. She was very drunkenly trying to convince me to have sex with her as she bent over puking. It came out both ends. She still wanted to have sex. I turned around and walked out the door.
5points
#366
I was with my fiancé for about a year and a half when I got pregnant. When I told him, he said he didn't care if I kept it or not. That should have tipped me off. Fast forward eight months and he goes to a music festival and brags about all the bands he is seeing, knowing full well I was dying to go. When he gets back he tells me he slept with someone else while he was there because 'I was fat and she was who he should have chosen.' Turns out we had been in competition from the very beginning.
5points
#367
He would always interrupt a story I was sharing or a discussion I was having because it "reminded" him of something..... His story/topic would NEVER be related.
5points
#368
She used to steal my DVD's...
5points
#369
This was my first boyfriend in high school. I hate to sound so shallow but...sideburns. He had huge bushy sideburns that looked like Ambrose Burnside but without the mustache. He was also obsessed with anime to the point where he managed to bully me into becoming the secretary of the anime club and his family ran like a llama farm or something. So he had that funky smell on him. So I broke up with him claiming that I just wasn't emotionally ready for a relationship.
5points
#370
She seemed alright. One week in. "I love you." My dumbass replied back with the same. Shouldn't have said it. 1 1/2 month into the relationship she starts going through my phone and asking about some names. Most are family and my best friend who is a hardcore lesbian. Then one morning I was talking to my landlord, (practically family) the grandmother tells me that this girl told her that she wanted me to propose by June, married a week after, start on kids! First time I did a break up.
5points
#371
I would notice that my worn panties for the week were always at the top of the laundry basket when I sorted my clothes on my wash days... odd right? One special day when I was done showering I went into my bedroom. After I was dressed, I went to grab my dirty clothes from the bathroom. When I opened the door, my boyfriend and I locked eyes, and my panties fell to the floor. Everything made sense at that moment.
5points
#372
I dated a guy once who always made up stories, like he was spy for instance. He wouldn't call me for days cause he was on a secret mission. But what really pushed me over the edge was he tried convincing me constantly he was a werewolf, and I mean constantly.
5points
#373
So I was dating a guy for a few months, and when he graduated from university, I was invited to the graduation day.
The morning of said day, I woke up super early and made a celebratory champagne/buffet breakfast.
Around the time, I was also quite sick for around 5 weeks. I could barely eat and lost a ton of weight (best diet ever).
Anyway, HE broke up with ME because the champagne breakfast was "too much" and I was "sick for too long". Inconsiderate wanker. #dodgedabullet
5points
#374
She didn't known who Metallica were
5points
#375
Went out qith a guy that liked to pass things when you kissed, you know, like passing a jolly rancher back and forth etc. I was like "k, whatever"
Then, at our first movie date he decided that this would be a fun thing to do with popcorn. Soggy drooly popcorn kept getting shoved into my mouth as an excuse to kiss more. We didnt talk much after that.......
Then, at our first movie date he decided that this would be a fun thing to do with popcorn. Soggy drooly popcorn kept getting shoved into my mouth as an excuse to kiss more. We didnt talk much after that.......
5points
#376
I walked in on him cheating on me. I tried to be civil and give us a chance to talk it out, and when he tried to explain, he told me it was his cousin (it wasn't). It didn't end because he cheated, but because he thought it would be acceptable if it was with a relative...
5points
#377
He started talking to my mum, it was okay at first but then it turned out to the point that they became like bestfriends. They then secretly talk behind my back where he would basically tell my mum all my secrets.
5points
#378
My ex's family are all benefit scroungers and I wanted better for him. I asked him to move in, got him a job, got him driving lessons and asked him to start helping out around the house (gave him some responsibilities) and he dumped me saying I was trying to change him ... I later realized he cheated on me too, with a girl he met at his job, that I got for him ... Better off without the scumbag
5points
#379
Dumped me after 4 months dating with invalid excuses like we live too far (20 mins away and I saw him at school everyday). Really it was because I wasn't popular enough and because I was too square to have sex back then (I was only 15). But because I dated him, I made friends with all his popular friends and became central in their group. When he realized that I wasn't a loser he asked me out again after a month and I said no. I would look at him and laugh everyday :)
5points
#380
I once had a woman dump me because I'm circumcised. She says its "unnatural" and doesn't respect anyone who changes "God's design for the body". Did I mention she has breast implants?
5points