Do you want a girl who walks like a T-Rex? Maybe you're looking for somebody who chews so loudly that you'll feel like you're dating the Cookie Monster? Or perhaps you want a partner who applies mustard to fries by squeezing it into their hand and then smearing it all over their food? Well if you said yes to any of the above, then you're in luck because as you can see from this hilarious list of reasons that people deserved a breaking up for, all of these folks are currently leading a single life!
Compiled by Bored Panda, the stories below contain some of the funniest and most bizarre reasons that people have decided breaking up with somebody. It also includes some legendary breaking up quotes that you could definitely use as your own if need be. Let us know which one of the 'reasons why' is the best, and if you've had a funny or odd story ending a relationship then don't forget to add it to the list below! And if browsing through this list, you'll think that being single forever is the way to go, don't worry as there's always a weirdo just for you!
#241
Started dating a guy I had known for years. First time we had sex, as he came he jumped backwards completely off the bed. One second mid thrust, the next second standing at the foot of the bed. WTF dude? I mean, I'm not a big cuddler, but that is pretty extreme. He said "that's how I always do it". Last time he ever did it with me.
8points
#242
One of my favorites bands was coming to town and my boyfriend refused to take me. He said it was too violent and loud for a girl. I broke up with him and went by myself. He got beat up in the mosh pit, I came home unscathed.
8points
#243
Guy broke up with me the Monday we got back to school. The reason? On Friday at the school football game I was at with my friends, I didn't go up and introduce myself to his parents. We weren't even dating yet. He had asked me out that Friday night after the game and ended it Monday because his mom didn't like that I didn't introduce myself.
8points
#244
She thought the Smithsonian museum was called the Smismonian. She also messed up every common saying. "Liar liar pumpin eater"..."Her personality changed so much. She made a complete 360". Just about every saying was messed up in some way.
8points
#245
We were together for 3 1/2 years. He broke up with me because he wanted to know what it was like to be single (we got together in 11th grade.) We stayed friends and in four months he had 10-12 one-night-stands and kept going to the strip clubs. Then he got it for rape. He is now on Megans List as a plea to not get a felony.
8points
#246
I told him I was a Christian. He took me to a revival on our first date. A southern Baptist one at that. I'm non denominational in blue jeans outside in 85° weather. The pastor was basically throwing the bible at me and some others because we weren't in "church clothes". If I didn't know what real christians looked like I wouldn't be in church today..never seen or replied to any of his messages again
8points
#247
"I seen it. It's done floated to the bottom". I knew right then that it would never work.
8points
#248
In highschool I dated a drop out who threw wild parties had tons of friends. Turns out he had friends because he had parents that didn't care and an unsupervised house for drinking and drugs. He was actually super awkward and unhygienic. He'd invite me over and leave me sitting in the dark while he put on head phones and watched anime at his computer desk. Turns out I was just a title.
8points
#249
I met a guy online and after having spoke with him for about 2 weeks over the phone we decided to meet. Exactly three days after we met he professed his undying love for me. He also admitted to being bipolar but anybody swears love that quickly I run
8points
#250
When making out, he put his mouth over my entire mouth (think C.P.R.) and sucked on my lips. I looked like I had done the Kylie Jenner lip challenge when it was over.
8points
#251
He would call me while he was on the toilet to tell me he was taking a dump.
8points
#252
He picked the t-shirt fluff from his belly button and ate it
8points
#253
She would do absolutely anything I would tell her to do. Sounds great right? No, shit got so boring. It was like dating a servant. That, and she had really small teeth, freaked me out.
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7points
#254
(Not mine, but my friend, Tyler's story)
Tyler's boyfriend moaned his mums name during sex. At first, Tyler thought his boyfriend was drunk, but he realised that his boyfriend was with him for the whole week.
Tyler broke up with him about 2 days later.
Tyler's boyfriend moaned his mums name during sex. At first, Tyler thought his boyfriend was drunk, but he realised that his boyfriend was with him for the whole week.
Tyler broke up with him about 2 days later.
7points
#255
She can't even move on from her ex after 4 years parting ways
7points
#256
We were dating for maybe two months, and he had a booger in his nose. He breathed to hard and it blew out and onto my arm. I couldn't get the image out of my head, and ended the relationship a couple weeks later because of it. He ALWAYS had boogers in his nose. Smh.
7points
#257
He called me at least 5 times the morning after we hooked up. Kept asking me if I woke up, what I was doing, if I wanted to see him, when I was going to wake up and go out. I had nothing to do that day so I just wanted to sleep in and not be bothered.
I told him it wasn't going to work out for me that afternoon, it wasn't pretty...
I told him it wasn't going to work out for me that afternoon, it wasn't pretty...
7points
#258
He left because we had a scare. He said he was too young and wasn't ready. Then a couple later his girlfriend now wife was pregnant lmao ok. Make perfect sense.
7points
#259
Found out that he got fired from one job, then in an emotional outrage quit the other. CAUSE THAT MAKES SENSE. Side note: I found out from hid friends that he was jobless three months after he lost his job..
7points
#260
so, i was dating this guy for like 2 weeks. One day he comes by my house and we hang out for a bit... Night comes and he tells me that he's gotta go home. He calls his mother and says:
-Hey mom, are u good?
- Yeah and you? Do you need something ? ( i could hear her speaking because the volume was a bit up.
-Hey! can u pick me up at -my name- 's house?
And she replied : hmm.. Can you remind me which one is -my name- ?
I got up from my chair and just said with : u can leave bitch
-Hey mom, are u good?
- Yeah and you? Do you need something ? ( i could hear her speaking because the volume was a bit up.
-Hey! can u pick me up at -my name- 's house?
And she replied : hmm.. Can you remind me which one is -my name- ?
I got up from my chair and just said with : u can leave bitch
7points