Do you want a girl who walks like a T-Rex? Maybe you're looking for somebody who chews so loudly that you'll feel like you're dating the Cookie Monster? Or perhaps you want a partner who applies mustard to fries by squeezing it into their hand and then smearing it all over their food? Well if you said yes to any of the above, then you're in luck because as you can see from this hilarious list of reasons that people deserved a breaking up for, all of these folks are currently leading a single life!
Compiled by Bored Panda, the stories below contain some of the funniest and most bizarre reasons that people have decided breaking up with somebody. It also includes some legendary breaking up quotes that you could definitely use as your own if need be. Let us know which one of the 'reasons why' is the best, and if you've had a funny or odd story ending a relationship then don't forget to add it to the list below! And if browsing through this list, you'll think that being single forever is the way to go, don't worry as there's always a weirdo just for you!
#181
He smelled soo bad. I could smell his junk through his pant when I stood next to him. Also his teeth were super yellow. I took him to prom and he didn't smell and his teeth were whitish. So I figured he cleaned himself for once and really didn't care for his personal hygiene..
14points
#182
i met a cute guy in a club, we walked in the park after and kissed all night, was nice, so when he asked for date i said yes, before he arrived he called to say he had a surprise for me...i was thinking flowers, a romantic date planned, wine...but no...he brought his two year old daughter to meet me as 'she was going to be a big part of my life from now on'' ...i didnt even know his surname
14points
#183
Dated a guy that thought every sex session was a marathon...that required multiple breaks in order to "last longer." Ain't nobody got time for that. My vagina is much happier now.
14points
#184
Took her out for Steak and she plunged the fork in the middle of the Steak and started biting off chunks.
14points
#185
I looked at him, really looked at him from a distance, and realized that his head was just waaaay too big for his body. I spent the next two weeks trying to convince myself that it really wasn't that big, or that even if it was, I shouldn't care.
But I couldn't get it out of my head so...goodbye Big-head Steve, hello shallow Me.
But I couldn't get it out of my head so...goodbye Big-head Steve, hello shallow Me.
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13points
#186
Not me but a friend broke up with his last gf because "she chewed popcorn too loudly during movies". His nickname is Costanza now.
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13points
#188
I broke up with this girl because she was ready loud no matter where we were at, and she have an even louder laugh; one time we were at church an the priest said a funny comment that got some small soft laughs from the people, and then my ex laughed SO laugh than not only the congregation stared at us, but even the preist said: "we'll I'm glad that somebody really enjoyed my comment"
13points
#189
I had once a crazy possessive type of girlfriend who didn't trust me to even be in de next room with a bunch of people without her being there all clingy and coy. After almost two years of hell dating her, she wanted to get married and wanted me to propose to her one evening during dinner at a fancy restaurant. I was so desperate of a way out that I told her I have epilepsy and gave her a show of a grand seizure right there and then. Well never seen hide nor hair of her since.
13points
#190
I'm transgendered (F to M) and at 19, I was still a bit confused about myself. I needed to find out if I was into men AT ALL. Dated this guy for two months until I figured it out, I totally was not gay. Told him that I like girls and dumped him. Poor guy. He started dating men after that, so I guess everything turned out alright?
13points
#191
She was so jealous to my bestie (also a girl), so she asked me to stop my contact with her. I don't miss her
13points
#192
He told me that he felt like I was always choosing my dog over him. It's a dog! He needs to be walked/fed/loved. I told him he was right.
13points
#193
Me Ex girlfriend smoked meth and laughed when she told me about it. Never again
13points
#194
His pregnant, soon-to-be baby's mom threw a brick at my windshield... That did it for me.
13points
#195
A guy asked me out to dinner, drove for an hour to a rundown looking kebab store that did the 'biggest kebabs ever' and despite my offering a few alternative options we went in and ordered. When the cashier rang up the price, no shit, this dude Faked a phone call and went and stood outside with one eye on the till until the second I had finished paying.
He then took my left overs home for his parents.
13points
#196
She drank beer from a can through a straw. Not the only reason we broke up, but that was the straw that broke it.
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12points
#197
She tried to snuggle and be cute during Inception. Never once did she pay attention. Then it ended and she told me she hated it because it was too confusing. I never could let it go.
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12points
#198
He wears Crocs and sweats. All the time. ALL THE TIME.
12points
#199
We were on a date in his car and had a flat tire. He didn't have Roadside Assistance and he didn't know how to change a flat tire on his own car. I ended up having to do it. I made him take me home right after that.
12points
#200
She would send me voicenotes of her singing along to movies and songs and then ask repeatedly if I was smiling or blushing while listening to the voicenotes. She constantly wanted me to react to things she did. I couldn't lie and say I found them annoying so I ended things.
12points