From the moment you come into this world, there is this thing that happens around you that can sometimes be delightful but at times drives you crazy or leaves you completely baffled. You know, life. And if you find yourself in the middle of an experience that leaves you with more questions than answers, it’s absolutely okay to ask for advice.
Did you know that giving good advice is actually as much of an art (or science) as any other job? It’s not only about knowing things but also being able to find the right words of advice. But on the other hand, even after you have received the best piece of advice possible, it doesn’t automatically imply you are obliged to follow it.
It doesn’t matter how experienced the person giving advice is or how well they know you; if whatever they say you should do doesn’t sit right with you, you probably should follow your gut. And don’t even get me started on people who think they are authorized to share their life wisdom with you “just because,” even though the words “I need advice” have never left your lips.
Advice doesn’t always have to be serious or life-changing. Sometimes funny life advice about random situations is the best thing you need. There are a lot of unexpected things in life, and advice that not only makes you chuckle, but all of a sudden comes in handy is surely useful.
For this article, we have collected a bunch of funny quotes about life and pieces of advice for all sorts of situations. Which one do you find the most useful? If you have any funny words of wisdom to add to this collection, share them with us in the comments.
#81 Cold water, hot convenience
Fed up with boiling water each evening? Heat 340 fl oz (10 liters), and freeze for future use.
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#82 When life freezes your ice supply
No ice for drinks? Use frozen vegetables.
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#83 Plot twist: boredom is a vibe killer
Only boring people say they’re bored.
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#84 Bribing cops with wiper ballet moves
If you leave your wipers up, an officer won’t be able to leave a fine. Your money will be saved.
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#85 Breakfast? More like break-ouch!
It’s very expensive to eat 3 times a day. Wake up later, miss breakfast, and save money.
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#86 Patience is a lost art
If you stare at something you dropped on the ground, eventually someone will pick it up for you.
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#87 Self-Defense, But Make It Sticky
Fill your heart with bees, then if someone breaks your heart, they’ll have to deal with the bees.
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#88 Classic “Not My Fault” Energy
If you do something bad, make sure there’s someone else around to blame.
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#89 Yeah, That’s Not How Submarines Work
Don't open the window when in a submarine.
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#90 Time to eavesdrop on your feels
Buy a stethoscope, so you can listen to your heart.
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#91 The Classic Shift From Bad Day to Bad Night
Having a bad day? No worries! Wear sunglasses. Now you’re having a bad evening.
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#92 Who’s playing breakfast backwards?
Never trust someone who puts in the milk, then the cereal.
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#93 When your nightmares want a social life too
If the monster comes out of the closet tonight, say hi for me then go back to sleep.
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#94 Mastering the art of subtle laziness
Never do a whole job when a half job will do.
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#95 Surprisingly Low-Key Life Advice
Treat your father-in-law like your own dad. You’ll miss him when he’s gone.
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#96 Classic Cat Excuse Energy
Blame the cat.
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#97 Waterworks for the W win
The one who cries the hardest wins the argument.
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#98 Plot Twist: Forgot My Own Name
Remember your name, you’ll need it.
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#99 Not All Flyers Make a Comeback
A frisbee is NOT a boomerang.
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#100 Mom’s the only exception... maybe
Don’t talk to anybody on the train, except for your mom. Well, maybe it would be best to ignore her too.
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