From the moment you come into this world, there is this thing that happens around you that can sometimes be delightful but at times drives you crazy or leaves you completely baffled. You know, life. And if you find yourself in the middle of an experience that leaves you with more questions than answers, it’s absolutely okay to ask for advice.
Did you know that giving good advice is actually as much of an art (or science) as any other job? It’s not only about knowing things but also being able to find the right words of advice. But on the other hand, even after you have received the best piece of advice possible, it doesn’t automatically imply you are obliged to follow it.
It doesn’t matter how experienced the person giving advice is or how well they know you; if whatever they say you should do doesn’t sit right with you, you probably should follow your gut. And don’t even get me started on people who think they are authorized to share their life wisdom with you “just because,” even though the words “I need advice” have never left your lips.
Advice doesn’t always have to be serious or life-changing. Sometimes funny life advice about random situations is the best thing you need. There are a lot of unexpected things in life, and advice that not only makes you chuckle, but all of a sudden comes in handy is surely useful.
For this article, we have collected a bunch of funny quotes about life and pieces of advice for all sorts of situations. Which one do you find the most useful? If you have any funny words of wisdom to add to this collection, share them with us in the comments.
#101 Why wait? Just ask already
Healthy people ask for what they need and want.
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#102 Because horses hate surprises too
Mount from both sides so the horse becomes used to change.
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#103 Feet, not free-range chickens
Keep your toes on your feet.
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#104 Math, but make it satisfyingly odd
If you cut the tennis balls in half, you can fit 6 in a container.
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#105 Fashion sabotage or just daily entertainment?
When wearing boots, always wear different color socks. When your boots come off, it will be funny and you'll always have something to talk about.
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#106 Desperate times call for fresh seats
If you are trying to get lucky, keep changing chairs. There's bound to be chewing gum under one of them.
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#107 Counting coins like it’s a flex
Never date a person who pays their rent in one’s.
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#108 Stealth Mode: Activated
Don’t buy a bikini. Instead, get a size XXXL men’s shirt. That way, people won’t notice you.
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#109 Breakfast or broke, your call
If you sleep until lunchtime, you can save your breakfast money.
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#110 Multitasking Level: Expert
There is never enough time in the morning. Try to combine brushing your teeth with your breakfast.
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#111 Bald? Time to get creative
No hair? Draw it! Or get a tattoo.
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#112 Lower the hype, save your sanity
Avoid travel teams unless your child is a once-in-a-generation talent… and your child is not a once-in-a-generation talent.
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#113 When Toothpaste Saves Your Nails
A 3-colored manicure isn’t so difficult if you have toothpaste.
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#114 When in doubt, just upgrade the pen game
If your tires are too old, refresh them with a marker.
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#115 Lazy hack or spicy mess?
If you’re too lazy to wash your cup, use a pepper.
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