Poop jokes have been making people laugh since, well, forever. And honestly? They never get old.
Whether you're a kid discovering potty humor for the first time, a parent looking for something to share at dinner, or an adult who just needs a solid Number Two joke, this collection has something for everyone.
Looking for poop jokes that never get old? This roundup of funny poop jokes for kids covers everything from classic toilet and bathroom humor to quick potty jokes and silly one-liners the whole family can share
#41
What do you get if you cross a bear with poop?
Winnie the Pooh!
Winnie the Pooh!
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#42
Why did the toilet paper go missing?
It got wiped out.
It got wiped out.
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#43
Where do poops like to sit?
On a stool!
On a stool!
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#44
Why did the poop blush?
Because it was caught in the act.
Because it was caught in the act.
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#45
What’s a poop’s favorite vegetable?
A pea!
A pea!
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#46
What did the poop say when it won the silver metal?
“I’m number two!”
“I’m number two!”
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#47
What’s a poo’s favorite dance?
The swirl!
The swirl!
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#48
Why did the poop start a band?
Because it wanted to make some solid hits!
Because it wanted to make some solid hits!
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#49 Short Poop Jokes And One-Liners
What did one toilet say to the other?
“You look a bit flushed.”
“You look a bit flushed.”
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#50
Two flies are sitting on a piece of poop. One fly farts and the other fly cries, “Hey! I’m trying to eat here!”
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#51
What did one poo say to the other poo?
“You crack me up!”
“You crack me up!”
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#52
What's a poo's favourite TV show?
The Dumping Ground!
The Dumping Ground!
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#53
What's a poo's favourite dessert?
Poo-fiteroles!
Poo-fiteroles!
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#54
If one teeth is a tooth, one geese is a goose, doesn't that mean that one peep is a poop?
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#55
What did the puma say to his friend who was making poop jokes?
“Stop making me laugh or I’ll puma pants!”
“Stop making me laugh or I’ll puma pants!”
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#56
I like toilets for two reasons.
Number one and number two.
Number one and number two.
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#57
What is the best time to go the restroom?
Poo-thirty.
Poo-thirty.
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#58
Why did the poop refuse to play hide and seek?
Because it didn’t want to be caught in the act.
Because it didn’t want to be caught in the act.
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#59
What do you call a poo on a stick?
A popsicle!
A popsicle!
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#60 The Best Poop Jokes
What did one poop say to the other at the party?
“Let’s get this potty started!”
“Let’s get this potty started!”
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