Poop jokes have been making people laugh since, well, forever. And honestly? They never get old.
Whether you're a kid discovering potty humor for the first time, a parent looking for something to share at dinner, or an adult who just needs a solid Number Two joke, this collection has something for everyone.
Looking for poop jokes that never get old? This roundup of funny poop jokes for kids covers everything from classic toilet and bathroom humor to quick potty jokes and silly one-liners the whole family can share
#61
Who helped the poop get better at math?
His toot-er.
His toot-er.
Unknown
Report0points
#62
Why did the poop take a nap?
It was feeling wiped out
It was feeling wiped out
Unknown
Report0points
#63
What’s the best way to teach poop manners?
Potty training.
Potty training.
Unknown
Report0points
#64
What do you call a magical poop?
Poodini!
Poodini!
Unknown
Report0points
#65
Why were there candles on the toilet seat?
Because there was a surprise birthday potty.
Because there was a surprise birthday potty.
Unknown
Report0points
#66
When bears poop in the woods, is the smell unbearable?
Unknown
Report0points
#67
What’s a poo’s favorite type of music? R&P (Rhythm & Poos)!
Unknown
Report0points
#68
What is something you never appreciate until it’s gone?
Toilet paper.
Toilet paper.
Unknown
Report0points
#69
What’s a poo’s favorite game? Hide and stink.
Unknown
Report0points
#70
A fart is actually a lonely cry from an abandoned poop.
Unknown
Report0points
#71
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
I did up.
I did up who?
Eww. You did a poo?
Who’s there?
I did up.
I did up who?
Eww. You did a poo?
Unknown
Report0points
#72
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quacks!
To cover their butt quacks!
Unknown
Report0points
#73
When should you make vegetable soup in the toilet? When it has a leek in it!
Unknown
Report0points
#74
Where should you keep a fake poo?
In the bottom drawer!
In the bottom drawer!
Unknown
Report0points
#75
What’s the similarity between poop and talent? Both will come out when it’s time for them to come out.
Unknown
Report0points
#76
Which movie is always the worst of the trilogy?
The turd one.
The turd one.
Unknown
Report0points
#77
Why did the baker have smelly hands?
He kneaded a poo.
He kneaded a poo.
Unknown
Report0points
#78
What did the poo say when it got promoted? “I’m on a roll!”
Unknown
Report0points
#79
What is the best time to go the restroom?
Poo-thirty.
Poo-thirty.
Unknown
Report-1point