Poop jokes have been making people laugh since, well, forever. And honestly? They never get old.
Whether you're a kid discovering potty humor for the first time, a parent looking for something to share at dinner, or an adult who just needs a solid Number Two joke, this collection has something for everyone.
Looking for poop jokes that never get old? This roundup of funny poop jokes for kids covers everything from classic toilet and bathroom humor to quick potty jokes and silly one-liners the whole family can share
#21
Why did the poo fail its driving test?
It couldn't pass!
It couldn't pass!
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#22
What do you get if you cross a poo with an elephant?
Big dumpo!
Big dumpo!
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#23
What does a poop gun sound like?
Poo. Poo!
Poo. Poo!
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#24
Why was the poo late for the party?
It got stuck.
It got stuck.
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#25
Why did the poo apply for a job?
It wanted to make a clean start.
It wanted to make a clean start.
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#26 Bathroom Jokes
What does Superman call his bathroom?
The Super Bowl!
The Super Bowl!
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#27
What did the poo say to the fart?
You blew me away.
You blew me away.
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#28
Why don’t poos ever tell secrets?
Because they might slip out!
Because they might slip out!
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#29
Where do sheep go to poo?
To the baaa-throom.
To the baaa-throom.
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#30
Why did the cow go poo?
It has a bowel mooooovement!
It has a bowel mooooovement!
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#31
Why do poos never win races?
They are always behind!
They are always behind!
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#32
How do you know if a poo's telling a lie?
You can smell it from a mile away!
You can smell it from a mile away!
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#33
If pooping is the call of nature…
Is farting like a missed call?
Is farting like a missed call?
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#34
Where can Woody and Buzz go number 2?
In the toy-let.
In the toy-let.
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#35
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita go to the bathroom now!
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita go to the bathroom now!
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#36 Potty Jokes And Potty Humor
Why was the poop sad?
It got dumped!
It got dumped!
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#37
What do you get when a king farts?
Noble gas!
Noble gas!
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#38
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom.
To get to the bottom.
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#39
Why don’t toilets ever get invited to parties?
Because they always bring their business.
Because they always bring their business.
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#40
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Poo.
Poo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
Who’s there?
Poo.
Poo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
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