Remember the movie Police Academy? If yes, you can just skip right to our selection of police jokes because you already know what to expect from them! If not, keep on reading, and we’ll tell you all about it.
First off, these cop jokes aren’t a sort of mockery - this has been done many times before, and we’re not willing to continue with the tradition. Instead, these police officer jokes are mainly based on situational comedy because, let’s admit it - being a law enforcement professional gets you into predicaments unmatched by any other occupation. And this will be the basis of our funny jokes about police. Well, okay, maybe a couple of police dad jokes about doughnuts, but that’s it, you have our promise. Next to these sorts of funny cop jokes, there are also jokes for police officers - something they might find relatable or painfully true.
So, our selection of police officer jokes begins with just a scroll down below - you should definitely check them out. Once you’re done reading, be sure to give the best jokes your vote! And after that, you might want to share these cop jokes with your friends, too.
#121
One fire truck and 20 officers show up to a call. What happened?
Dunkin Donuts burnt down.
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#122

Why did the cat get a ticket?
It littered.
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#123
Did you hear about the two peanuts who walked through a bad neighborhood?
One was assaulted.
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#124
What do you call a clairvoyant who escaped from prison?
A medium at large.
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#125
Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected fowl play.
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#126
What are riot police in Germany called?
Sour kraut control.
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#127
The police caught a person erasing people’s criminal records. They said he was a real pro for a first offender.
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#128
What do you say when your friend wants to hear a really cool joke about the police from you?
“Freeze!”
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#129

Why did the peanut call the police?
It was a-salted-ed!
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#130
What do you call a blonde policeman?
A fair officer!
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#131
What kind of insects join the forces?
The po-lice!
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#132
What happened when the wig got stolen?
Police combed the area!
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#133
What happens when you steal a vehicle?
You get in-car-cerated!
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#134
Someone stole some dogs from a dog walker... the police have no leads!
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#135
Which police unit gets rid of flies?
The SWAT team!
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#136

Why did the police arrest the duvet?
They knew it was covering up something!
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#137
What did the police find after dusting Chris Rocks face after the show?
Fresh Prince.
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#138
"Went to a rock festival and got arrested for selling pot to the police. It was a Sting operation."
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#139

Why did the police let Van Gogh?
He had an eartight alibi.
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#140
I don't understand why the police train up bomb dogs to work at the airport. They're all colorblind and always cut the wrong wire.
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