Remember the movie Police Academy? If yes, you can just skip right to our selection of police jokes because you already know what to expect from them! If not, keep on reading, and we’ll tell you all about it.
First off, these cop jokes aren’t a sort of mockery - this has been done many times before, and we’re not willing to continue with the tradition. Instead, these police officer jokes are mainly based on situational comedy because, let’s admit it - being a law enforcement professional gets you into predicaments unmatched by any other occupation. And this will be the basis of our funny jokes about police. Well, okay, maybe a couple of police dad jokes about doughnuts, but that’s it, you have our promise. Next to these sorts of funny cop jokes, there are also jokes for police officers - something they might find relatable or painfully true.
So, our selection of police officer jokes begins with just a scroll down below - you should definitely check them out. Once you’re done reading, be sure to give the best jokes your vote! And after that, you might want to share these cop jokes with your friends, too.
#81

Who’s the most famous lawn detective?
Sherlock Gnomes.
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#82
Police officer to perp: “Did you kill this man?”
Perp: “No, he died of natural causes.”
Police officer: “He was shot!”
Perp: “Right — a bullet killed him. Bullets are made of lead, which comes from the ground. The ground is part of nature. So, he died of natural causes. Sheesh, I thought you were the officer here.”
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#83
A state trooper pulled a farmer over on a rural road and said, “Sir, do you realize your brother fell out of the car several miles back?”
To which the farmer replied, “Thank God, I thought I had gone deaf!”
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#84

What did the policeman say to his tummy?
"You're under a vest!"
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#85
Why did the police arrest the fish and chips?
A-salt and battery!
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#86
What do you call it when a policeman is watching cows?
A steak-out!
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#87

Why are policemen so musical?
They're always on the beat!
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#88
Why did the policeman have a barbecue?
He was grilling the suspects!
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#89
How do police travel?
In a heli-cop-ter!
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#90

Why did the police arrest the cheetah?
For speeding!
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#91
Police just arrested one person for stealing batteries, and another for stealing fireworks... they charged one guy and let the other off!
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#92
Why was the artist upset?
They were being framed for murder!
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#93
What does a frog use to keep away burglars.
A lilypad-lock!
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#94
A man was arrested yesterday for impersonating a helium balloon. The police held him for a while then let him go!
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#95
The police came to mans house tonight holding a picture of his wife. They said, "Is this your wife, sir?" Shocked, man answered, "Yes." They said, "I'm afraid it looks like she's been hit by a bus." Man said, "I know, but she has a lovely personality."
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#96
"I've just witnessed a police car crash into a fire engine in town. I was going to ring for an ambulance, but that could've been asking for trouble."
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#97

A retired police officer passed away. The chief of police... made a speech at the funeral and said “May he arrest in peace”.
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#98
Why did it take the police so long to show up to Capitol Hill today?
Because they had to go home and change first.
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#99
"Someone stole my Tesla! I called the police and reported an Edison."
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#100
"I won an iPhone 14 in a race. The other two competitors are the owner of the phone and police officers."
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