You know the adage - even a bad pizza is still a good pizza, and even the silliest pizza pun is still quality laugh material. So, pizza, the glorious Neapolitan invention that has cemented its place as the ultimate comfort food worldwide. And not without reason! Where else would you find the whole food pyramid combined in one dish that's also unbelievably tasty? And beautiful at that! The same also could be said about pizza puns as they combine the best of both worlds - the deliciousness of wordplay and the giggle-inducing silliness of the best jokes. What's there not to like about these funny puns?
Sure, after reading these clever puns, you might be seduced to shout one out to your pizza delivery person, but bear in mind that they've probably heard them all, and a pun would not be a sufficient tip for their work. However, it still might brighten their mood, the same as they did with yours! And, if you were to ask us, the combo of pizza and puns is a match made in heaven, and we ourselves just couldn't stop chuckling at these corny jokes!
You know the drill - open up the box, check if your gorgeous flatbread dish is sliced right, grab one, and scroll down below to check out our best pizza puns! Then, vote for the cheesiest puns that you'd like to see at the top of our list, and share this article with your friends!
#41

“You’re a real pizza work” you might be saying.
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#42
What do aardvarks like on pizza?
Ant-chovies.
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#43
This deep-dish bake time is an incrustice!
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#44
We are the crustodians of pizza love… and pizza humor.
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#45

Or should that be: “You have stolen a pizza my hut?”
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#46
"It might sound cheesy, but just know you melted my heart away."
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#47
What’s a pizza without cheese?
Dough!
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#48
If you don’t crust me, I cannot give you my pizza gold to wear.
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#49

The best sensual movie that can be made on a pizza is American pie.
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#50
Seasons don’t matter but seasonings do.
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#51
What makes pizzas so special?
It comes in all seasonings.
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#52
"More than trust, I believe in having a profound pizza crust."
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#53

When you are a pizza lover, you focus on having a slice day instead of having a nice day.
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#54
Why did Pizzerias in New York stop their dial-a-delivery services?
They were tipped that dominoes were getting played.
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#55
"You’re a lot like a pizza – no matter how you slice it, you’re good."
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#56
Slice to meet you.
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#57

"Mark my words, no one can adough you as much as I do."
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#58
What did Lionel Messi says when he walks into a Pizza parlour?
Make it quick like my goals.
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#59
"There are only two round things I found beautiful and intriguing: the moon and pizza."
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#60
The leaning tower of pizza is the most astonishing structure in the whole world.
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