You know the adage - even a bad pizza is still a good pizza, and even the silliest pizza pun is still quality laugh material. So, pizza, the glorious Neapolitan invention that has cemented its place as the ultimate comfort food worldwide. And not without reason! Where else would you find the whole food pyramid combined in one dish that's also unbelievably tasty? And beautiful at that! The same also could be said about pizza puns as they combine the best of both worlds - the deliciousness of wordplay and the giggle-inducing silliness of the best jokes. What's there not to like about these funny puns?
Sure, after reading these clever puns, you might be seduced to shout one out to your pizza delivery person, but bear in mind that they've probably heard them all, and a pun would not be a sufficient tip for their work. However, it still might brighten their mood, the same as they did with yours! And, if you were to ask us, the combo of pizza and puns is a match made in heaven, and we ourselves just couldn't stop chuckling at these corny jokes!
You know the drill - open up the box, check if your gorgeous flatbread dish is sliced right, grab one, and scroll down below to check out our best pizza puns! Then, vote for the cheesiest puns that you'd like to see at the top of our list, and share this article with your friends!
#61

There are some things in life that cannot be topped. My pizza is one of them.
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#62
What does a pizza loves the most about human beings?
The zzzzzzz sound of sleeping.
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#63
"Winning a 100m race is not a big deal. It will be a pizza cake for me."
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#64
The way he drives recklessly he will surely become a pizza of history one day.
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#65

"This pizza of your art is good and beautiful. I wish I could have it."
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#66
"I want this world to be exactly like pizza: cheesy, endearing, and perfectly round."
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#67
Which Pharaoh brought pizza to Egypt?
Pharaoh Pizza Tut.
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#68
May the sauce be with you.
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#69

"I like my stomach like I like my pizza crust: stuffed."
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#70
Please don’t put ketchup on your pizza. In Heinz sight, it won’t be a good idea.
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#71
You wanna pizza me, tough guy?
At yeast let me to explain.
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#72
If one of Domino's pizza shop collapses. Would all the others fall in succession?
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#73

How do pizzas greet each other during the holiday season?
Merry Chrustmas!
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#74
She is the only girl who can steal the pizza of my heart.
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#75
"I am capable of doing a lot of things. It’s crust not my day today."
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#76
The saying is true, crust has risen from the dead.
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#77

"Don’t you dare touch my slice of pizza otherwise I will slice you from between."
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#78
What is the difference between a pepperoni pizza and a cheese pizza?
It’s how they lean.
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#79
There are two types of people in the world: one who loves pizza and the dead ones.
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#80
"This is really a good pizza of music. It is making me ecstatic."
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