You know the adage - even a bad pizza is still a good pizza, and even the silliest pizza pun is still quality laugh material. So, pizza, the glorious Neapolitan invention that has cemented its place as the ultimate comfort food worldwide. And not without reason! Where else would you find the whole food pyramid combined in one dish that's also unbelievably tasty? And beautiful at that! The same also could be said about pizza puns as they combine the best of both worlds - the deliciousness of wordplay and the giggle-inducing silliness of the best jokes. What's there not to like about these funny puns?
Sure, after reading these clever puns, you might be seduced to shout one out to your pizza delivery person, but bear in mind that they've probably heard them all, and a pun would not be a sufficient tip for their work. However, it still might brighten their mood, the same as they did with yours! And, if you were to ask us, the combo of pizza and puns is a match made in heaven, and we ourselves just couldn't stop chuckling at these corny jokes!
You know the drill - open up the box, check if your gorgeous flatbread dish is sliced right, grab one, and scroll down below to check out our best pizza puns! Then, vote for the cheesiest puns that you'd like to see at the top of our list, and share this article with your friends!
#21

"What would you say if a delivery boy drops your favorite pizza somewhere?
I have never sausage such a tragedy."
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#22
"Pizzachu! I cheese you."
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#23
"Can you buy me a pizza?"
"I'm trying to save money. I knead the dough."
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#24
What does a pizza wear to smell good?
Calzogne.
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#25

This is the dough-main for all you pizza aficiona-doughs.
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#26
“I a-dough you!”
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#27
Nevermind, it’s too cheesy.
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#28
Does your canine companion share your love of pizza?
You’ve got a puperoni.
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#29

Cauliflower base: a breach of crust?
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#30
What is the most favorite mathematical value for a pizza?
Pie.
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#31
What did pizza say to air conditioner?
You made me real hard.
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#32
The last supper art work by Da Vinci is really a fantastic pizza work.
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#33

What terrible things one pizza can say to another pizza?
Possibly a lot of cheesy things.
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#34
What did the hot slaying pizza say to the onlooker?
Dough! You wanna a pizza me?
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#35
Pizza’s first line while getting introduced to someone – "Slice to meet you!"
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#36
"I pray to cheesus crust."
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#37

In pizza we crust.
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#38
Why did the man go into the pizza business?
He wanted to make some dough.
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#39
"I have been trying to write a new pizza pun… but I can’t work out the delivery."
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#40
Where do pepperonis go on vacation?
The Leaning Tower of Pizza.
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