Linguine, farfalle, strozzapreti, and bigoli. Fregula, fusilli, mostaccioli, and pici. Ah, no, those words will not call out a demon if repeated thrice in front of a mirror; those are the names of various shapes and forms of heavenly food - pasta! And since we’ve promised to cover all the possible topics of puns, here’s our list dedicated to this godly flour creation; a list full of pasta puns.
Just the same as pasta, clever puns can be long just like spaghetti, or they can be tiny like fregula. They can be as funny as the pasta shaped like a bicycle or various body parts, yet they can also be pretty serious like ziti. Well, you get the gist - as many variations of pasta there are, the same variations can be found among a myriad of silly puns. But we do love ourselves a bit of variety, and if you do too, this curious need will be satisfied upon reading our selection of only the best puns dedicated to pasta!
Now, boil a pot of water, throw in a handful of pappardelle and sit down comfortably to check out our pasta puns while you’re waiting for it to get all al dente and delicious. Once it’s time to sieve them and add in all your favorite garnishes to make it as savory as you like and a plate is steaming right in front of you, it’s now your cue to vote for the cheesy puns that you’ve liked the most! After that, there’s only one step left - to inhale it all in one bite and share these pasta puns with your friends!
#101
Penne for your thoughts.
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#102
Like unrinsed spaghetti, good friends stick together.
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#103
People who ask the difference between pasta and spaghetti are way too pre-pasta-rous.
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#104
You can hide from me but you cannot get pasta away from me.
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#105
What do you call someone who does a good job and also loves pasta?
Pasta-stic.
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#106
This burger is so yuck without sauce. Can you pasta green sauce please?
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#107
Yesterday, he drank so much that he pasta right away.
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#108
You are pastably the most im-pasta person I have ever seen!
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#109
"I am so fast that you cannot get pasta away from me."
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#110
What a person says who eat nothing but pasta during the whole day. It’s my pasta today.
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#111
Everything is pastable in this world.
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#112
Hey girl, are you a lingerie model?
Because you are looking so ravioling in this dress.
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#113
The new guy in my college is so tortellini awesome and linguine.
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#114
"I was so mesmerized when the most beautiful girl in my street get pasta away from me."
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#115
What do you call a person who loves pasta genuinely?
Linguine.
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#116
"My boyfriend dumped me because my dress for the party was not much ravioling."
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#117
What do you call a person who has a strong fetish for pasta?
Fettuccini.
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#118
What do pasta and the inventor of the radio has common in between?
Macaroni, because Marconi can also be encapsulated in Macaroni.
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#119
Which type of pasta had the potency to endow wishes?
Fettugenie.
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#120
If you eat pasta from the dark side of the town, it should be called spaghetto.
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