Linguine, farfalle, strozzapreti, and bigoli. Fregula, fusilli, mostaccioli, and pici. Ah, no, those words will not call out a demon if repeated thrice in front of a mirror; those are the names of various shapes and forms of heavenly food - pasta! And since we’ve promised to cover all the possible topics of puns, here’s our list dedicated to this godly flour creation; a list full of pasta puns.
Just the same as pasta, clever puns can be long just like spaghetti, or they can be tiny like fregula. They can be as funny as the pasta shaped like a bicycle or various body parts, yet they can also be pretty serious like ziti. Well, you get the gist - as many variations of pasta there are, the same variations can be found among a myriad of silly puns. But we do love ourselves a bit of variety, and if you do too, this curious need will be satisfied upon reading our selection of only the best puns dedicated to pasta!
Now, boil a pot of water, throw in a handful of pappardelle and sit down comfortably to check out our pasta puns while you’re waiting for it to get all al dente and delicious. Once it’s time to sieve them and add in all your favorite garnishes to make it as savory as you like and a plate is steaming right in front of you, it’s now your cue to vote for the cheesy puns that you’ve liked the most! After that, there’s only one step left - to inhale it all in one bite and share these pasta puns with your friends!
#121
What do you call the science of pasta analysis?
Gnocchilogy.
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#122
"I cannoli shake my head and admire this amazing bowl of pasta."
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#123
Hope you gnocchi how great this pasta is.
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#124
"I cut all my pasta in half before eating them to cut some carbs."
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#125
A pasta dish made with both alfredo and marinara sauce is the pasta of both worlds.
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#126
The police solved the case of the missing marinara sauce when they caught the pasta thief red-handed.
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#127
"I do not want to make a parmigiana, so ricotta make the lasagna."
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#128
A scary plate of pasta is called Creepypasta.
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#129
The smallest type of pasta is a length of about a centimeter orzo.
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#130
The Pope's favorite type of pasta is Holy macaroni!
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#131
"I asked my mother how much water is needed to make pasta. She said about a cup orzo."
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#132
"When I couldn't reach for the pasta, I asked my dad to pasta bowl for me."
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#133
"I still do not understand the risoni-ng behind why my mom over-boiled my pasta."
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#134
"I am a very old soul because I like to surround myself with pasta people."
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#135
The pasta maker could not get into his apartment because he had gnocchi.
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#136
Forest Gump’s favorite pasta is Penne.
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