Linguine, farfalle, strozzapreti, and bigoli. Fregula, fusilli, mostaccioli, and pici. Ah, no, those words will not call out a demon if repeated thrice in front of a mirror; those are the names of various shapes and forms of heavenly food - pasta! And since we’ve promised to cover all the possible topics of puns, here’s our list dedicated to this godly flour creation; a list full of pasta puns.
Just the same as pasta, clever puns can be long just like spaghetti, or they can be tiny like fregula. They can be as funny as the pasta shaped like a bicycle or various body parts, yet they can also be pretty serious like ziti. Well, you get the gist - as many variations of pasta there are, the same variations can be found among a myriad of silly puns. But we do love ourselves a bit of variety, and if you do too, this curious need will be satisfied upon reading our selection of only the best puns dedicated to pasta!
Now, boil a pot of water, throw in a handful of pappardelle and sit down comfortably to check out our pasta puns while you’re waiting for it to get all al dente and delicious. Once it’s time to sieve them and add in all your favorite garnishes to make it as savory as you like and a plate is steaming right in front of you, it’s now your cue to vote for the cheesy puns that you’ve liked the most! After that, there’s only one step left - to inhale it all in one bite and share these pasta puns with your friends!
#81
Can you pasta sauce please?
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#82
This too shall pasta.
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#83
You mac me smile.
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#84
Sadly, they pasta way.
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#85
"I’m feeling saucy."
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#86
A life without noodles seems im-pasta-ble.
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#87
The pasta few days have been so warm.
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#88
That’s pre-pasta-rous!
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#89
That fake noodle is an impasta!
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#90
You’re pasta-tively amazing.
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#91
You pasta your test!
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#92
Ramen to that!
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#93
"I’m a pho-natic!"
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#94
Look, a lambourguini!
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#95
Noodles are part of my daily rotini.
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#96
"I cannelloni do so much."
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#97
Don’t judge me because udon know me.
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#98
It cost a pretty penne.
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#99
Girls just want to have pho!
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#100
"I cannelloni laugh at my mistakes."
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