Linguine, farfalle, strozzapreti, and bigoli. Fregula, fusilli, mostaccioli, and pici. Ah, no, those words will not call out a demon if repeated thrice in front of a mirror; those are the names of various shapes and forms of heavenly food - pasta! And since we’ve promised to cover all the possible topics of puns, here’s our list dedicated to this godly flour creation; a list full of pasta puns.
Just the same as pasta, clever puns can be long just like spaghetti, or they can be tiny like fregula. They can be as funny as the pasta shaped like a bicycle or various body parts, yet they can also be pretty serious like ziti. Well, you get the gist - as many variations of pasta there are, the same variations can be found among a myriad of silly puns. But we do love ourselves a bit of variety, and if you do too, this curious need will be satisfied upon reading our selection of only the best puns dedicated to pasta!
Now, boil a pot of water, throw in a handful of pappardelle and sit down comfortably to check out our pasta puns while you’re waiting for it to get all al dente and delicious. Once it’s time to sieve them and add in all your favorite garnishes to make it as savory as you like and a plate is steaming right in front of you, it’s now your cue to vote for the cheesy puns that you’ve liked the most! After that, there’s only one step left - to inhale it all in one bite and share these pasta puns with your friends!
#61
A pasta lover's favorite part of 'The Divine Comedy' is 'Aldente’s Inferno.'
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#62
A magical pasta who grants three wishes is called a fettu-genie alfredo.
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#63
The aspect of a pasta that permits it to stab someone is called the penne trait.
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#64
The kind of pasta you never put on your face is a Ziti!
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#65
When a pasta is done, praying it says "Ramen."
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#66
Spaghett out of my way!
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#67
The pasta maker got fired from his job because he had made a fusilli mistakes.
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#68
"When I told the chef that my pasta tasted brittle and weak, he told me it probably was suffering from sauceteoporosis."
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#69
The pasta maker's car made out of pasta got into an accident, and now it is al dente.
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#70
When I went to Italy I had spent thousands of Euros on pasta. I have to say it was worth every Penne.
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#71
A pasta clown who terrorizes and kidnaps kids is called Penne wise.
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#72
"Our local pasta maker is also a master painter. She penne-ted a bowl of pasta yesterday."
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#73
Soldiers never wear armor made out of pasta because they are highly penne-trable.
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#74
The pasta sauce that was talented at knocking down pins was a bowl-ing ace.
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#75
"When I was served some uncooked bowl of pasta, I thought it was a plate of a solid meal."
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#76
British pasta usually love to drink spaghet-tea every morning with breakfast.
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#77
She’s dead, she pasta way.
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#78
How do I unlock it?
There’s gnocchi hole in this door.
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#79
"I walked right pasta and didn’t even notice!"
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#80
Life is full of pasta-bilities.
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