Linguine, farfalle, strozzapreti, and bigoli. Fregula, fusilli, mostaccioli, and pici. Ah, no, those words will not call out a demon if repeated thrice in front of a mirror; those are the names of various shapes and forms of heavenly food - pasta! And since we’ve promised to cover all the possible topics of puns, here’s our list dedicated to this godly flour creation; a list full of pasta puns.
Just the same as pasta, clever puns can be long just like spaghetti, or they can be tiny like fregula. They can be as funny as the pasta shaped like a bicycle or various body parts, yet they can also be pretty serious like ziti. Well, you get the gist - as many variations of pasta there are, the same variations can be found among a myriad of silly puns. But we do love ourselves a bit of variety, and if you do too, this curious need will be satisfied upon reading our selection of only the best puns dedicated to pasta!
Now, boil a pot of water, throw in a handful of pappardelle and sit down comfortably to check out our pasta puns while you’re waiting for it to get all al dente and delicious. Once it’s time to sieve them and add in all your favorite garnishes to make it as savory as you like and a plate is steaming right in front of you, it’s now your cue to vote for the cheesy puns that you’ve liked the most! After that, there’s only one step left - to inhale it all in one bite and share these pasta puns with your friends!
#41
If Sheldon Cooper of The Big Bang Theory likes to eat pasta, what would it be?
Penne.
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#42
"My wife told me numerous times that I drive too slow. Today, I drove quote pasta and made her scream hard."
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#43
Eating green sauce as a side with pasta is the pesto way to enjoy it.
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#44
A pasta lover's favorite song is 'Come and spaghet it' by Selena Gomez.
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#45
An impasta usually makes a dish of faked ziti.
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#46
Most pasta makers follow in his family's footsteps because the apple doesn’t farfalle from the tree.
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#47
When someone cries over a bowl of vegetarian spaghetti, it becomes a meat bawl.
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#48
At haunted pasta houses, they usually serve fettuccini afraido.
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#49
The kind of pasta that always sticks to everything is called clinguine.
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#50
"Upon going for dinner at my favorite restaurant and inquiring about Alfredo, the pasta chef, I was told that he pasta way."
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#51
All spaghetti usually go dancing meat balls.
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#52
"I asked the waiter how long my spaghetti would be. He said he didn’t know but would measure it."
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#53
If the Ghostbusters would have been Italian, they would have the catchphrase "I ain’t alfredo no ghost!"
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#54
Posh people usually eat at cheap restaurants because the food only costs a penne.
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#55
The most hilarious kind of pasta is called a chortellini.
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#56
The usual dress code at any pasta convention usually includes a bowtie.
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#57
A pasta lover's favorite Hollywood movie to watch with a bowl of pasta is 'Mission Impastable.'
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#58
"When I forgot to send a gift to my pasta-loving best friend, I told her, "I am sorry your gift is pasta due."
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#59
When you are going through a rough patch, just have a bowl of pasta. Your troubles will all pasta way.
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#60
The Italian who got caught red-handed stuffing the ballot boxes at Broadway awards was trying to rig a Tony.
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