Linguine, farfalle, strozzapreti, and bigoli. Fregula, fusilli, mostaccioli, and pici. Ah, no, those words will not call out a demon if repeated thrice in front of a mirror; those are the names of various shapes and forms of heavenly food - pasta! And since we’ve promised to cover all the possible topics of puns, here’s our list dedicated to this godly flour creation; a list full of pasta puns.
Just the same as pasta, clever puns can be long just like spaghetti, or they can be tiny like fregula. They can be as funny as the pasta shaped like a bicycle or various body parts, yet they can also be pretty serious like ziti. Well, you get the gist - as many variations of pasta there are, the same variations can be found among a myriad of silly puns. But we do love ourselves a bit of variety, and if you do too, this curious need will be satisfied upon reading our selection of only the best puns dedicated to pasta!
Now, boil a pot of water, throw in a handful of pappardelle and sit down comfortably to check out our pasta puns while you’re waiting for it to get all al dente and delicious. Once it’s time to sieve them and add in all your favorite garnishes to make it as savory as you like and a plate is steaming right in front of you, it’s now your cue to vote for the cheesy puns that you’ve liked the most! After that, there’s only one step left - to inhale it all in one bite and share these pasta puns with your friends!
#21
That is tortellini awesome!
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#22
A penne saved is a penne earned.
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#23
"That made me laugh so hard I’m ravioling on the floor."
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#24
"You and I are Ramen to be."
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#25
We’re all spaghetting older.
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#26
Come and spaghet it.
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#27
You just spaghet-me!
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#28
The battle of spaghettisburg.
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#29
Spaghett hype.
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#30
The ultimate goal of every human being should be exploring pasta-bilities to make the life yummilicious.
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#31
My idea of the entire day meal is quite simple: pasta-fast, pasta-unch, and past-inner. As simple as that.
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#32
"I don’t have guilty pleasures, I have pasta-pleasures."
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#33
Good friends are like spaghetti; their friendship last long and they always stick together.
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#34
The best reward you can give to someone is a bowl full of piping hot and spicy pasta!
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#35
"I really need to pasta-pone our get together as I have some significant work to wrap up urgently."
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#36
"I know you have gone through a turbulent phase. Don’t worry, this too will pasta!"
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#37
Do you know how to say bid adieu to an Italian person?
Bella Pasta.
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#38
Eating too much of pasta can cause pasta-rrhea.
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#39
People like you who spend unnecessarily end up without a penne one day.
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#40
The relationship between pasta and the water is boiling all the time.
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