A one-liner, also known as a punchline in some cases, is a truly remarkable form of a joke. First of all, it is so short that by telling it, you’ll never miss the ‘magical moment’ and will always leave your audience amused (that is if you’ve calculated your timing perfectly). Hence, if you are looking for a comedic shure-shot, we’ve just the thing for you — a thorough list of the best one-liners on the Internet!
Another thing with these one line jokes is that they work amazingly well for, say, movie characters like James Bond. He always has a hilarious and laconic quip after disposing of his enemies and is well remembered for it! In fact, probably no other jokes, but funny one liners are forever at the top of the popularity Everest by being so accessible, understandable, and ultimately funny.
Thus, we are thrilled to have the opportunity to present you with our choices of the best jokes that fall under this category; our hopes are pretty high to entertain you with this one! So now, it is precisely time that you scroll down below to check out the best one liners that we found! From punny ones to straight-up corny and from cute to sarcastic one liners, there’s a joke for absolutely anyone here.
And after you find the one that has cracked you up, be sure to vote for it! But, if such a sad instance occurs and you can’t find your favorite one-liner included in our list, add it in the comments section.
And if you enjoy quick wit, you'll also appreciate our selection of Little Johnny jokes filled with clever humor.
#101
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side got amputated? He’s all right now.
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#102
What do you call a steak that’s been knighted by the queen? Sir Loin.
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#103
At which school did Sherlock Holmes get so smart? Elementary.
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#104
Did you hear about the crook who stole a calendar? He got twelve months.
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#105
"Some people just have a way with words, and other people… Oh… Not have way."
Steve Martin
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#106
If a parsley farmer gets sued, can they garnish his wages?
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#107
I never knew what happiness was until I got married — and then it was too late.
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#108
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? Missile toe.
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#109
The trouble with getting to work on time is that it makes the day so long.
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#110
What do you call a guy who’s had too much to drink? A cab.
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#111
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? Because he was stuffed.
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#112
Why do bees hum? They don’t remember the lyrics.
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#113
Did Noah include termites on the ark?
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#114
I don’t have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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#115
"A conference call is the best way for a dozen people to say “bye” 300 times."
Damien Fahey
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#116
"I think it's pretty cool how the Chinese made a language entirely out of tattoos."
Adam Joshua Smargon
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#117
"Instagram is just Twitter for people who go outside."
Josh Gondelman
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#118
Well, to be Frank with you, I’d have to change my name.
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#119
They’ve been treating me like one of the family, and I’ve put up with it for as long as I can.
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#120
What do you call a mobster who’s buried in cement? A hardened criminal.
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