A one-liner, also known as a punchline in some cases, is a truly remarkable form of a joke. First of all, it is so short that by telling it, you’ll never miss the ‘magical moment’ and will always leave your audience amused (that is if you’ve calculated your timing perfectly). Hence, if you are looking for a comedic shure-shot, we’ve just the thing for you — a thorough list of the best one-liners on the Internet!
Another thing with these one line jokes is that they work amazingly well for, say, movie characters like James Bond. He always has a hilarious and laconic quip after disposing of his enemies and is well remembered for it! In fact, probably no other jokes, but funny one liners are forever at the top of the popularity Everest by being so accessible, understandable, and ultimately funny.
Thus, we are thrilled to have the opportunity to present you with our choices of the best jokes that fall under this category; our hopes are pretty high to entertain you with this one! So now, it is precisely time that you scroll down below to check out the best one liners that we found! From punny ones to straight-up corny and from cute to sarcastic one liners, there’s a joke for absolutely anyone here.
And after you find the one that has cracked you up, be sure to vote for it! But, if such a sad instance occurs and you can’t find your favorite one-liner included in our list, add it in the comments section.
And if you enjoy quick wit, you'll also appreciate our selection of Little Johnny jokes filled with clever humor.
#81
I can tell when people are being judgmental just by looking at them.
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#82
My friend was explaining electricity to me, but I was like, ‘Watt?’
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#83
My friend’s bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast.
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#84
What do you get when you cross a polar bear with a seal? A polar bear.
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#85
What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backward? A receding hare line.
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#86
I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
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#87
I used to have a handle on life, but then it broke.
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#88
It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.
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#89
Refusing to go to the gym is a form of resistance training.
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#90
Did you hear the one about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just wanted a little more space.
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#91
I ate a clock yesterday, it was very time-consuming.
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#92
I failed math so many times at school, I can’t even count.
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#93
Blunt pencils are really pointless.
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#94
A book fell on my head the other day. I only have my shelf to blame though.
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#95
I went to a seafood disco last week, but ended up pulling a mussel.
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#96
How much did Santa pay for his sleigh? Nothing, it was on the house.
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#97
My wife likes it when I blow air on her when she’s hot, but honestly… I’m not a fan.
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#98
Whenever I lose my TV controller, I always find it in a remote location.
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#99
"Probably the worst thing you can hear when you’re wearing a bikini is 'Good for you!'”
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#100
‘I have a split personality,’ said Tom, being Frank.
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