A one-liner, also known as a punchline in some cases, is a truly remarkable form of a joke. First of all, it is so short that by telling it, you’ll never miss the ‘magical moment’ and will always leave your audience amused (that is if you’ve calculated your timing perfectly). Hence, if you are looking for a comedic shure-shot, we’ve just the thing for you — a thorough list of the best one-liners on the Internet!
Another thing with these one line jokes is that they work amazingly well for, say, movie characters like James Bond. He always has a hilarious and laconic quip after disposing of his enemies and is well remembered for it! In fact, probably no other jokes, but funny one liners are forever at the top of the popularity Everest by being so accessible, understandable, and ultimately funny.
Thus, we are thrilled to have the opportunity to present you with our choices of the best jokes that fall under this category; our hopes are pretty high to entertain you with this one! So now, it is precisely time that you scroll down below to check out the best one liners that we found! From punny ones to straight-up corny and from cute to sarcastic one liners, there’s a joke for absolutely anyone here.
And after you find the one that has cracked you up, be sure to vote for it! But, if such a sad instance occurs and you can’t find your favorite one-liner included in our list, add it in the comments section.
And if you enjoy quick wit, you'll also appreciate our selection of Little Johnny jokes filled with clever humor.
#121
I have clean conscience. I haven’t used it once until now.
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#122
A pig stands in front of an electric socket: “Oh no, who put you into that wall?!”
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#123
A Freudian slip is when you mean one thing and mean your mother.
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#124
What happens to an illegally parked frog? It gets toad away.
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#125
Why don’t pirates take a shower before they walk the plank? They just wash up on shore.
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#126
I used to believe that all things must pass — until I got stuck behind a school bus.
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#127
Have you played the updated kids' game? I Spy With My Little Eye... Phone.
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#128
"All pro athletes are bilingual. They speak English and profanity."
Gordie Howe
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#129
“Next time I send a damn fool, I go myself.”
Sgt. Louis Cukela
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#130
"Just realized a pregnant dog is a dog full of puppies. That’s the best."
shutupmikeginn
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#131
"Drama: a word boring people use to describe fun people."
Jenny Mollen
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