A one-liner, also known as a punchline in some cases, is a truly remarkable form of a joke. First of all, it is so short that by telling it, you’ll never miss the ‘magical moment’ and will always leave your audience amused (that is if you’ve calculated your timing perfectly). Hence, if you are looking for a comedic shure-shot, we’ve just the thing for you — a thorough list of the best one-liners on the Internet!
Another thing with these one line jokes is that they work amazingly well for, say, movie characters like James Bond. He always has a hilarious and laconic quip after disposing of his enemies and is well remembered for it! In fact, probably no other jokes, but funny one liners are forever at the top of the popularity Everest by being so accessible, understandable, and ultimately funny.
Thus, we are thrilled to have the opportunity to present you with our choices of the best jokes that fall under this category; our hopes are pretty high to entertain you with this one! So now, it is precisely time that you scroll down below to check out the best one liners that we found! From punny ones to straight-up corny and from cute to sarcastic one liners, there’s a joke for absolutely anyone here.
And after you find the one that has cracked you up, be sure to vote for it! But, if such a sad instance occurs and you can’t find your favorite one-liner included in our list, add it in the comments section.
And if you enjoy quick wit, you'll also appreciate our selection of Little Johnny jokes filled with clever humor.
#61
Thanks for explaining the word “many” to me, it means a lot.
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#62
A lot of people cry when they cut onions. The trick is not to form an emotional bond.
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#63
It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.
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#64
I know they say that money talks, but all mine says is ‘Goodbye.’
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#65
I saw a sign the other day that said, ‘Watch for children,’ and I thought, ‘That sounds like a fair trade.’
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#66
My IQ test results came back. They were negative.
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#67
At what age is it appropriate to tell my dog that he’s adopted?
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#68
A termite walks into the bar and asks, ‘Is the bar tender here?’
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#69
Two wifi engineers got married. The reception was fantastic.
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#70
Our child has a great deal of willpower — and even more won’t power.
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#71
Never trust atoms - they make up everything.
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#72
My therapist says I have a preoccupation for revenge. We’ll see about that.
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#73
Always borrow money from a pessimist. They’ll never expect it back.
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#74
6:30 is the best time on a clock, hands down.
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#75
If you arrest a mime, do you have to tell him he has the right to remain silent?
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#76
Why did the rooster cross the road? To prove he wasn’t a chicken.
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#77
I heard there were a bunch of break-ins over at the car park. That is wrong on so many levels.
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#78
I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises from, then it dawned on me.
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#79
People who use selfie sticks really need to have a good, long look at themselves.
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#80
I just got kicked out of a secret cooking society. I spilled the beans.
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