A one-liner, also known as a punchline in some cases, is a truly remarkable form of a joke. First of all, it is so short that by telling it, you’ll never miss the ‘magical moment’ and will always leave your audience amused (that is if you’ve calculated your timing perfectly). Hence, if you are looking for a comedic shure-shot, we’ve just the thing for you — a thorough list of the best one-liners on the Internet!
Another thing with these one line jokes is that they work amazingly well for, say, movie characters like James Bond. He always has a hilarious and laconic quip after disposing of his enemies and is well remembered for it! In fact, probably no other jokes, but funny one liners are forever at the top of the popularity Everest by being so accessible, understandable, and ultimately funny.
Thus, we are thrilled to have the opportunity to present you with our choices of the best jokes that fall under this category; our hopes are pretty high to entertain you with this one! So now, it is precisely time that you scroll down below to check out the best one liners that we found! From punny ones to straight-up corny and from cute to sarcastic one liners, there’s a joke for absolutely anyone here.
And after you find the one that has cracked you up, be sure to vote for it! But, if such a sad instance occurs and you can’t find your favorite one-liner included in our list, add it in the comments section.
And if you enjoy quick wit, you'll also appreciate our selection of Little Johnny jokes filled with clever humor.
#41
I buy all my guns from a guy called T-Rex. He’s a small arms dealer.
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#42
My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are. But I laugh more.
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#43
R.I.P. boiled water. You will be mist.
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#44
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
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#45
If you don’t pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed?
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#46
I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
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#47
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
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#48
Pollen is what happens when flowers can’t keep it in their plants.
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#49
What do you need in order to make a small fortune on Wall Street?
A large fortune.
A large fortune.
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#50
I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
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#51
I recently decided to sell my vacuum cleaner as all it was doing was gathering dust.
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#52
Do I lose when the police officer says papers and I say scissors?
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#53
I threw a boomerang a couple years ago. I now live in constant fear.
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#54
Have you heard about the new restaurant called ‘Karma?’ There’s no menu — you get what you deserve.
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#55
I didn’t think orthopedic shoes would help, but I stand corrected.
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#56
Don’t spell part backward. It’s a trap.
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#57
If we shouldn’t eat at night, why do they put a light in the fridge?
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#58
I was addicted to the hokey pokey, but then I turned myself around.
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#59
If attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.
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#60
Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
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