A one-liner, also known as a punchline in some cases, is a truly remarkable form of a joke. First of all, it is so short that by telling it, you’ll never miss the ‘magical moment’ and will always leave your audience amused (that is if you’ve calculated your timing perfectly). Hence, if you are looking for a comedic shure-shot, we’ve just the thing for you — a thorough list of the best one-liners on the Internet!
Another thing with these one line jokes is that they work amazingly well for, say, movie characters like James Bond. He always has a hilarious and laconic quip after disposing of his enemies and is well remembered for it! In fact, probably no other jokes, but funny one liners are forever at the top of the popularity Everest by being so accessible, understandable, and ultimately funny.
Thus, we are thrilled to have the opportunity to present you with our choices of the best jokes that fall under this category; our hopes are pretty high to entertain you with this one! So now, it is precisely time that you scroll down below to check out the best one liners that we found! From punny ones to straight-up corny and from cute to sarcastic one liners, there’s a joke for absolutely anyone here.
And after you find the one that has cracked you up, be sure to vote for it! But, if such a sad instance occurs and you can’t find your favorite one-liner included in our list, add it in the comments section.
And if you enjoy quick wit, you'll also appreciate our selection of Little Johnny jokes filled with clever humor.
#21
The rotation of Earth really makes my day.
unknown
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#22

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.
unknown
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#23
What’s the difference between an outlaw and an in-law? Outlaws are wanted.
unknown
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#24
So what if I don't know what "Armageddon" means? It's not the end of the world.
unknown
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#25
A blind man walked into a bar… And a table… And a chair…
unknown
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#26
The last thing I want to do is hurt you; but it’s still on the list.
unknown
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#27
The future, the present, and the past walk into a bar. Things got a little tense.
unknown
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#28

I have a few jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work.
unknown
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#29
People who take care of chickens are literally chicken tenders.
unknown
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#30
Just got fired from my job as a set designer. I left without making a scene.
unknown
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#31

"You’ll never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace."
longwall26
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#32
Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular.
unknown
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#33
I used to think I was indecisive. But now I’m not so sure.
unknown
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#34
Two fish are in a tank. One says, ‘How do you drive this thing?’
unknown
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#35
I always take life with a grain of salt. And a slice of lemon. And a shot of tequila.
unknown
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#36

Communist jokes aren’t funny unless everyone gets them.
unknown
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#37
I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
unknown
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#38
I've just written a song about tortillas; actually, it’s more of a rap.
unknown
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#39
A perfectionist walked into a bar... Apparently, the bar wasn’t set high enough.
unknown
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#40

"The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so."
Gore Vidal
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