We're guessing that many boys and men alike would love to know exactly how to tell if a girl likes you. Now, we could give you some tips and pointers on that, but sadly, it's not so simple with the girls. The foxy ladies like to include some subtle hints into sending signs that she likes you. And the signs themselves can be so faint that misinterpreting them could lead to all sorts of disaster. But even when a woman tries to make her intentions as clear as they possibly can, some guys just don't know how to take a hint, no matter how obvious that hinting might be. Check out these funny stories of missed and mixed signals to see what we mean.
The texts contain some of the funniest examples of women trying - and failing - to seduce oblivious members of the opposite sex. Have you also tried going after someone but they were oblivious to your intentions? Or maybe you have just realized how blind you were and couldn't spot someone's delicate hints in trying to seduce you? If so, share your stories below and don't forget to upvote your favorite ones!
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#121
A girl that was a really great friend needed a place to stay between the end of school and when her apartment would be ready. She stays with me. First night, in bed together and she has a big teddy bear in between us. Next morning I make a joke about the teddy bear being there. She comments "he doesn't need to be in the bed." Next night, I come home late. Find her asleep in bed without the bear. I fall asleep on the floor. She wakes me to come to bed. I fall back asleep on the floor. :(
9points
#122
At the end of a field-course where me and now husband met, we're all in a bar. I wait until most people are sat then "oh no, there's no seats, I'll have to sit on your knee". Proceed to laugh at jokes, flick hair etc. Later on I say I'm tired and would he walk me back to my room.
He responds "no I'm not tired yet"!
He responds "no I'm not tired yet"!
9points
#123
I was backpacking in finland, and stayed in a hostel. On my way walking there, I met a female backpacker at a bar. She asked where I'm heading and I told her. She proceed to ask me to share a room since if we pay together, we can get a nice private room. I said okay.
When we get to the room, I went straight for a bath. I didnt bother locking the door. She then enter and jumped on me. I was confused.
Did i took it wrong or did she took it wrong? My face was puzzled while she gave me a blowjob.
9points
#124
Boyfriend and I were in his fraternity bedroom, talking. I was trying to indicate that I was interested in him, and we began talking about his first time with a girl. He told me that the girl told him she couldn't tell what color his eyes were behind his glasses -- so he took them off, and, well, things progressed from there.
There was a long moment of silence, and I looked at him and said, "So -- what color ARE your eyes?"
"They're blue."
CLUELESS!!!!
9points
#125
(I'm the oblivious guy, not the lady.)
Before our third(?) date, she said I could stay over at her place if it got late. So we're watching a movie on TV there, and at the end of it, I said "I guess I better let you head off to bed. I'll take the couch."
She literally had to say "I was hoping we could snuggle" before I got the hint.
Before our third(?) date, she said I could stay over at her place if it got late. So we're watching a movie on TV there, and at the end of it, I said "I guess I better let you head off to bed. I'll take the couch."
She literally had to say "I was hoping we could snuggle" before I got the hint.
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8points
#126
She would always bump into me by "accident" and her pupils grew immensely when I talked to her, only realised after my friends pointed this out.
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8points
#127
My best friend in high school was a guy I had a huge crush on. I constantly dropped hints, flirted and hung out with him. One day he invited me to his house after school his parents were still at work. He was showing me around his house when we got to his garage and he was showing me a car he was fixing up. He said, "Yeah, I like to bring girls home that I like and have sex in the back seat." I was like, "Oh, cool." And went back inside the house. Yeah, I'm a dumb ass.
8points
#128
I had a major crush on a guy who I'd been friends with for a couple of years. He'd ask me out to various events, but he never indicated any interest in me. One night we were at a friend's birthday party and I told him I was flying to Toronto to see the Rolling Stones and that I was going to be staying in a hotel. I said "Hey, I have an extra ticket - why don't you come with me?" He replied "Well I don't really like the Rolling Stones." Amazingly, we are now living together.
8points
#129
Ok, so just spent the last hour trying to start off with my partner of 6 years, like my head was next to his balls whilst laying on the bed.
He places a hand on my head looks me straight in the eyes and say's, I wonder if they have a cheese market in Gouda. Then starts looking it up, I mean I love cheese and we are going there this year but really, really.
He places a hand on my head looks me straight in the eyes and say's, I wonder if they have a cheese market in Gouda. Then starts looking it up, I mean I love cheese and we are going there this year but really, really.
8points
#130
I was hanging out with a girl in first year university. We were cuddling and watching Harry Potter 2 if I remember correctly. She mentioned she was really "hot" and took off her pants. I just kept watching the movie. Took me a good 20 minutes until she went down on me to realize she was interested..
8points
#131
Me and a buddy were standing in line behind a beautifully tatted up blonde at the bank. When leaving the bank, (she walked out maybe 10 mins before us), she comes up to me and says her car won't start and asks if I had jumper cables and could come take a look at it. I say no, I don't have any jumper cables and drive off. She passed me on the road not 10 secs later.
8points
#132
I was collecting money for war veterans during military service and went to knocking door to door in a student dormitory. One door opened and two horny student chicks opened the door. I explained the matter and they replied they don't have money, but asked if they could give something else instead of money (flirting all the time). I laughed and said someone else tried already to give empty bottles, greeted for their time and closed the door.
I'm still trying to build a time-machine.
I'm still trying to build a time-machine.
8points
#133
New year's eve party, a girl comes up to my best friend and tells him:
"Alex, i m going home, can we go back together?
Alex says: why ? you live north, i live south, it doesn't make sense.
"Alex, i m going home, can we go back together?
Alex says: why ? you live north, i live south, it doesn't make sense.
we had to explain to him...
7points
#134
Years ago I was working on a passenger ship, this cute waitress invited me into her cabin for a massage because I was grumbling over an aching back. Later that evening, I'm in her cabin, laying face down on her bed with nothing but my undies on. She gives me a bloody amazing massage, went at it for like 45 minutes. When she was done I got up and got dressed, she asked me if I wanted to stay for the night.
I was like "Nah I'm good, thanks though" and left.
Took me a week to figure it out. *Sigh*
I was like "Nah I'm good, thanks though" and left.
Took me a week to figure it out. *Sigh*
7points
#135
I'm a woman and I was the dumb one.
Met this guy ata bar. We started talking because he was the dd for his friend and I'm not much of a drinker. I'm a wallflower, so it was nice to be noticed. I was enjoying talking to him and I thought he was cute.
Fast forward to the end of the night and he hands me his business card (his construction company) and says that if I need any kind of work done to give him a call.
It wasn't until I saw him a few weeks later, that he explained it to me. Smh.
Met this guy ata bar. We started talking because he was the dd for his friend and I'm not much of a drinker. I'm a wallflower, so it was nice to be noticed. I was enjoying talking to him and I thought he was cute.
Fast forward to the end of the night and he hands me his business card (his construction company) and says that if I need any kind of work done to give him a call.
It wasn't until I saw him a few weeks later, that he explained it to me. Smh.
7points
#136
Him: (good looking, if a bit full of himself; surprisingly vacuous for his degree and position) Do you want to go into the bedroom?
Me: No, I'd rather stay in here with you.
Me: No, I'd rather stay in here with you.
7points
#137
Me: So, maybe I could buy you a drink tonight?
Him: Oh, I'm sorry, I don't drink!
Me: *internal scream* Oh... I guess I'll... see you around then...
Him: Oh, I'm sorry, I don't drink!
Me: *internal scream* Oh... I guess I'll... see you around then...
(Luckilly, it did click after a while: it's our seventh anniversary this year.)
7points
#138
When I was in grade nine I had detention with a popular boy I thought was super cute. I was very shy and never tried to talk to him but this day he talked to me. He said he would totally date me and I replied, laughing, Pff, no you wouldn't. I'm not your type. Years later we met and talked and he told me he was dead serious but didn't pursue it because of what I said. What a bone head.
7points
#139
Been trying to get him ask me out for a while. One day on text:
Him: hey do you like Indian food?
Me (absolutely don't like it, but if it will get him to ask me out I am all down to deal with the bathroom run consequences..): I actually don't know, only had it once before. Love to give t a try though! *winkwink
Him: oh let me know after you have tried it then
Him: hey do you like Indian food?
Me (absolutely don't like it, but if it will get him to ask me out I am all down to deal with the bathroom run consequences..): I actually don't know, only had it once before. Love to give t a try though! *winkwink
Him: oh let me know after you have tried it then
I just screamed on the street..
7points
#140
Very cute guy friend in school: want to do some gardening at my house with me this weekend?
Me: (confused) um, sure?
That weekend...
Him: where do you want to start?
Me: I dunno tell me where, still confused.
Him: you can start by planting your tulips on mine.
Me:?????????????? Picks up flowers and starts looking for tulips.
Us: spends the day gardening, I go home. We stay friends.
20 years later
Me: HOLY SHIT! He wanted me to kiss him
Me: (confused) um, sure?
That weekend...
Him: where do you want to start?
Me: I dunno tell me where, still confused.
Him: you can start by planting your tulips on mine.
Me:?????????????? Picks up flowers and starts looking for tulips.
Us: spends the day gardening, I go home. We stay friends.
20 years later
Me: HOLY SHIT! He wanted me to kiss him
7points