We're guessing that many boys and men alike would love to know exactly how to tell if a girl likes you. Now, we could give you some tips and pointers on that, but sadly, it's not so simple with the girls. The foxy ladies like to include some subtle hints into sending signs that she likes you. And the signs themselves can be so faint that misinterpreting them could lead to all sorts of disaster. But even when a woman tries to make her intentions as clear as they possibly can, some guys just don't know how to take a hint, no matter how obvious that hinting might be. Check out these funny stories of missed and mixed signals to see what we mean.
The texts contain some of the funniest examples of women trying - and failing - to seduce oblivious members of the opposite sex. Have you also tried going after someone but they were oblivious to your intentions? Or maybe you have just realized how blind you were and couldn't spot someone's delicate hints in trying to seduce you? If so, share your stories below and don't forget to upvote your favorite ones!
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#101
"Hey, do you want a girlfriend?"
"Nah, I hate pretty much everyone here."
Holy f*ck I'm a dumbass.
"Nah, I hate pretty much everyone here."
Holy f*ck I'm a dumbass.
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13points
#102
I had a crush on my co-worker. At the company party I was really drunk and I told him that I liked him. His answer: "Thanks." As a shy girl, I didn't really planned this and I felt shame all over me. I couldn't look him in the eyes for weeks.. Now this guy is fast asleep next to me and he is not my boyfriend anymore. He proposed to me last years and I said YES!
13points
#103
I was 19, in the Army, had just found out I was pregnant, and VERY alone. I cried on the shoulder of a good friend (not the father), and he finally said, "Let's go see a movie, and forget about it, for awhile." During the movie he whispered, "You know this is a date, right?" and I laughed, and told him to stop making fun of me. Three months, and many dr's appt's and baby gear shopping trips later, I was still oblivious...right up until he asked me to marry him. 33 years last January.
13points
#104
A girl I'd been chatting with for a while asked to come back to my hotel room to see my music collection on my laptop.
So I took her back and showed her my music collection for 30 minutes. That's not a euphemism, I literally did that until she took pity on how clueless I was and basically jumped me.
So I took her back and showed her my music collection for 30 minutes. That's not a euphemism, I literally did that until she took pity on how clueless I was and basically jumped me.
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12points
#105
I remember one time I was at a party talking to one of my friends who I really like. She started talking about her job which involved dressing up like a princess and being a children's party entertainer. I can't exactly remember how the conversation went down but I said "That must be a fun job." and she smiled and said "Yeah but we could use a prince charming" or something along those lines. I being a socially inept blockhead just said something like "Well there are lots of people looking for jobs these days." and went off to get some chips. I still can't believe how dumb I am was.
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12points
#106
I was in a girls bedroom when she tells me that she is now on birth control so she can have sex anytime. I said" oh, thats nice" (facepalm)
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12points
#107
One time, before my boyfriend and I were dating, we sat on a bench together and two things happened. First, I sat there then said I was cold and proceeded to rest me head on his shoulder and snuggle real close. No reaction. The second thing that happened was I ended up standing up and holding my hand out in a way to show I wanted to hold his hand. He ended up using it to help himself up. Clueless. I laughed it off and told him I meant we should hold hands. His look of realization was priceless.
12points
#108
My friend told me this. Once he was out with a group of friends to a movie, and then he commented how cold it was and this girl friend offered her hand and said, "you can hold my hand, it's warm."
He said, "oh no need, I should be fine soon."
12points
#109
Not a lady, but a girl once asked me ”so where are you sleeping tonight?", and I was just like "at home, I live 5 minutes away so that pretty sweet". And it was pretty sweet until the day after when my friend told me that I’m retarded
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11points
#110
In high school, a girl asked me for a ride home from a football game one time, to which I agreed. She asked if I wanted to come in and see her room (I forget why this seemed like a normal thing), and that it wouldn't bother her parents because they weren't home.
So, I went in and had a tour of her house, then left. I was pretty pissed off when I figured it out a while later.
So, I went in and had a tour of her house, then left. I was pretty pissed off when I figured it out a while later.
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11points
#111
Not sure if this counts.
I was talking with a new friend on a full bus about a short clip where this kid is playing with his toy and the toy says," I don't like it when you touch my buttons like that". This cute girl walks over to us interrupts our laughter and says," but I do" while intensely looking into my eyes. Most awkward 10 seconds ever.
In my defense, I was a high school freshman, who grew into his weight over the summer. I thought girls still thought I was fat and ugly.
I was talking with a new friend on a full bus about a short clip where this kid is playing with his toy and the toy says," I don't like it when you touch my buttons like that". This cute girl walks over to us interrupts our laughter and says," but I do" while intensely looking into my eyes. Most awkward 10 seconds ever.
In my defense, I was a high school freshman, who grew into his weight over the summer. I thought girls still thought I was fat and ugly.
11points
#112
There's this cute boy at work (theme park, lots of people) who has literally NO CLUE. I flirted with him for about a year before he finally realized what was happening. We went on dates while he thought he didn't stand a chance. When I knew he was into me I couldn't kiss him because of horrible cold sores that lasted about a month. Finally he realized I liked him and came into the reception area (where I was working) to report lost property: his heart. Most romantic moment of my life!
11points
#113
I asked him if he wanted to go to my dorm for Netflix and chill. We watched Parks and Rec for two hours and then he went home without touching me once.
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10points
#114
"Do you wanna hookup?"
When I showed up at his house he was actually surprised that I wanted to have sex with him. I literally said, "I just want to have sex with you, please stop talking."
When I showed up at his house he was actually surprised that I wanted to have sex with him. I literally said, "I just want to have sex with you, please stop talking."
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10points
#115
My bf: Do you wanna sex? Sure?
Me: I have your penis in my hand for 15 minutes, what do you think?
My bf: oh nice!
.............
Me: I have your penis in my hand for 15 minutes, what do you think?
My bf: oh nice!
.............
10points
#116
I stripped completely naked, played sexy music and started rubbing his shoulders.
He didn't even turn around and just asked if I wanted to order pizza for dinner...
He didn't even turn around and just asked if I wanted to order pizza for dinner...
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9points
#117
Guy here.
A girl at a party told me I looked just like the lead singer from Everything Everything. I'd never heard of that band but uhh... thanks... I guess I'll google it at some point. So a bit later, a pretty catchy song came on and she said something about how she would f*ck anyone who looks at all like the guy from this band. You can see where this is going, but it whooshed right over my head.
A girl at a party told me I looked just like the lead singer from Everything Everything. I'd never heard of that band but uhh... thanks... I guess I'll google it at some point. So a bit later, a pretty catchy song came on and she said something about how she would f*ck anyone who looks at all like the guy from this band. You can see where this is going, but it whooshed right over my head.
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9points
#118
An incredible blind-guy:
Met her in the bar
lot's of dancing together, drinks
her hand sitting on my thigh almost all the time as we sat
She asks me to walk her home, saying no-one is home and she feels unsafe.
I agree, infront of her home we stand there "the moment", she takes initiative and kisses me.
I literally jump up, because i was looking just past her face at this new Audi driving up the hill kinda half zoned out..
Met her in the bar
lot's of dancing together, drinks
her hand sitting on my thigh almost all the time as we sat
She asks me to walk her home, saying no-one is home and she feels unsafe.
I agree, infront of her home we stand there "the moment", she takes initiative and kisses me.
I literally jump up, because i was looking just past her face at this new Audi driving up the hill kinda half zoned out..
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9points
#119
She drove 10 miles so I could give her a back massage, for which she was topless on my bed (facedown). I never acted on it, because I'm a f*cking idiot. "Welp, that's your massage" "uhh thanks does up bra dresses leaves" - 2 years later "oooooh. Whoops"
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9points
#120
This girl and I were alone in my apartment, and we'd just finished watching a movie. She'd had her head resting on my lap the entire time. Afterwards we were spooning on the couch, she cuddled up against me, kissed me on the cheek, and looked up at me expectantly. I stared at her for a few moments and then said, "so... what do you want to do?". After a while I ended up taking her home.
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9points