We're guessing that many boys and men alike would love to know exactly how to tell if a girl likes you. Now, we could give you some tips and pointers on that, but sadly, it's not so simple with the girls. The foxy ladies like to include some subtle hints into sending signs that she likes you. And the signs themselves can be so faint that misinterpreting them could lead to all sorts of disaster. But even when a woman tries to make her intentions as clear as they possibly can, some guys just don't know how to take a hint, no matter how obvious that hinting might be. Check out these funny stories of missed and mixed signals to see what we mean.
The texts contain some of the funniest examples of women trying - and failing - to seduce oblivious members of the opposite sex. Have you also tried going after someone but they were oblivious to your intentions? Or maybe you have just realized how blind you were and couldn't spot someone's delicate hints in trying to seduce you? If so, share your stories below and don't forget to upvote your favorite ones!
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#141
Once met a girl online when she posted "kinda want to make out with somebody right now", she went to my school so I replied "me too". Anyway we start talking and we become pretty good friends over this post, fast forward a few weeks when she says she wants to talk to me irl, so we hang out at the school for a bit and half an hour in she asks if I wanted to do anything.... It wasn't until that moment that I realized she wanted to make out with ME. Anyway we have now been dating for 7 months.
7points
#142
In high school my male friend got a text from my female friend saying "Oh you're so sexy ;), let's be together". He thought it was a joke because he doesn't think that anyone could had liked him so he told her to stop fooling around.Throughout the year they would hang out at each other's house after school and they sat next to each other in class with her still dropping hints to him. A year later the girl gave up giving hints and just kissed him on the lips.
So they're dating now.
So they're dating now.
7points
#143
Yeah, so met this guy we went to lunch together every day, spent hours texting everyday. He came over and met my kids. Had dinner several times at my house. So he asks me to go have dinner with him at Red Robin. I was so nervous. I called my BFF and say "Oh, my god I am goin on a date with this guy." She was like "You have been dating him for 6 weeks!"
Good thing he didn't mind I was a dunder head. We have been married almost five years and he is adopting the kids.
Good thing he didn't mind I was a dunder head. We have been married almost five years and he is adopting the kids.
7points
#144
I was laying down on a bench with my head in his lap talking about our previous /experiences/ (this was high school) and he told me he had never had a bj before. I told him, with my head in his crotch, that I could blow his mind. Nothing. Crickets.
EDIT: we were in a public park and I was a 16 year old with a rapidly approaching curfew. I didn't expect him to whip it out but I wanted him to have it in mind. I did end up delivering, but not before trying to be coy one last time and being completely straightforward the third time.
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6points
#145
This just in: my BF just woke up from a nap and I slid into bed, naked, all handsy and kissy, trying to seduce him. His response? "*yawn* I have to go cook". I told him, point blank, that I came into the room for some action and was denied. "I don't get it", he says, and walks out.
6points
#146
Once I was staying at his place. After a nice warm shower, came out in just a towel wrapped around me thought it might seduce him. What he did. He looked away and gave me some "privacy" while I changed into my clothes. After few weeks he told me he was shy and blushed a lil seeing me in a towel for the first time.
We're still happily together since last 7 years
We're still happily together since last 7 years
6points
#147
It didn't happen to me but a buddy of mines. he was at an anime convention in which he was talking to a cute girl dress as Yang(from the series RWBY). in which they were really hitting it off. Eventually, she asked if he wanted to go to a party in his room. In which she completely blew her off in favor of going to a panel. Since then he has been kicking himself in the rear when he realize what kind of party it was not helped by the fact that he is the"Most awkward male" in the group now
6points
#148
(cont.) and the guy who lives there. The party was still on for the three of them, they continued dancing, drinking and talking. The day after, he told me that the girl, who isn't really close with the guy living there, had said "Ugh, the last train home goes in two hours. I wish I had some company, maybe stay at someone's place overnight so I don't have to ride the train so late at night. I have nothing special to do tomorrow anyway." So my friend offers to walk her to the train. *facepalm*
5points
#149
Guy here.
Me and this girl was on the school bus back home once and the girl just out of nowhere said "Hey ******, I love you" and I go "Oh okay..." and proceeded to put my earphones on...
Shows how big of an idiot I am :(
Me and this girl was on the school bus back home once and the girl just out of nowhere said "Hey ******, I love you" and I go "Oh okay..." and proceeded to put my earphones on...
Shows how big of an idiot I am :(
5points
#150
Husband and I folding laundry....I picked up my basket and said "Hey...ready to come upstairs and help me" and literally winked at him... he looks me right in my eyes, deadpan, and says, "But I have to match my socks"🤦♀️ We're still married, and have two kids, and leave a lot of clothes unfolded now😉
5points
#151
I went to study abroad in canada when i was 18 and i met this amazingly beatiful girl. so a group of friends her and me were at her house playing truth or dare. me: truth
her: who was your first kiss
me: I've never kissed someone, guess i'd like to wait for the right one
her: Wow you know i've alway wanted to be someones first kiss
Then she asked me to help her with something on her room and she said "you know i'm also waiting for the right one to have some fun on bed" me: That's great.
her: who was your first kiss
me: I've never kissed someone, guess i'd like to wait for the right one
her: Wow you know i've alway wanted to be someones first kiss
Then she asked me to help her with something on her room and she said "you know i'm also waiting for the right one to have some fun on bed" me: That's great.
5points
#152
I slept with my best friend for four years in the same bed every time getting more sexy with my night clothes until one night I got buck naked hoping he'd get the hint.. turns out he's gay and sleeping with my brother and was scared to tell me but I was trying to figure out how he wasn't getting the hints I wanted to take our relationship to the next level.. situation is reversed wasn't the guy that couldn't get the hint this time!
5points
#153
In highschool, I became friends with one of my female classmates. I had a crush on her and hoped to hook-up at some point. She asked if I wanted to spend the night. Her mother was out of town. Stupidly, I slept in the other room because she said she didn't want me to sleep in her bed because "We might have sex if I do." She wasn't a virgin and I was and she kept bringing that up - like she didn't want to be my first. Like a moron, I fell asleep in that other bedroom that night.
5points
#154
In high school, I had just started dating one of my friends. He was really tall, and had admitted to having a crush on me for over a year. I was talking to him, and casually mentioned our height difference by saying "I'll have to stand on a chair to reach your lips." His response "Why would you need to stand on a chair? Your arms aren't that short. And why would you need to reach my lips, anyway?"
Facepalm.
5points
#155
Not a girl, but I was interested in a gay guy from my school about year eleven. I brought myself to actually talk to him
Me: "Do you want to go get coffee and study in the library?"
Him: "What? I dont have anything to study for."
3 weeks later he got the hint that I liked him (after alot more flirting with him) and came into my classroom to give me coffee. We went out that night
Me: "Do you want to go get coffee and study in the library?"
Him: "What? I dont have anything to study for."
3 weeks later he got the hint that I liked him (after alot more flirting with him) and came into my classroom to give me coffee. We went out that night
5points
#156
So I had my friend over a few years ago and we were cuddled up on my couch and she was like "can you play with my hair?" So i start doing it and after a few minutes she looks over and goes " you know that really turns me on" me knowing her as usually being pretty pg-13 goes "oh sorry" and stops. She decided to tell me she was into me after I was dating another girl six months later.
5points
#157
I went to order a beer and they told me it was past time. A guy sitting at the bar yells out that he has beer at his house, to which i responded, so do I......As I am walking away he and his friends burst into laughter and tell me that was cold blooded. I was single for ever, and always wondered how come no one was ever interested me.....My cousin told me that i shoot down ever guy she has ever seen try speaking to me. I had to make a conscious effort to get my boyfriend that I have now.
5points
#158
Him : hi , I just arrived in your town , and my parents house is empty and I'm alone
Me : oh hello , so what u gonna do alone in your parents house, should I come over?
Him: nothing so special you know , playing video'games , and you ?
Me: hmm , idk ...
Him : aham , ok . have fun .
Me : oh hello , so what u gonna do alone in your parents house, should I come over?
Him: nothing so special you know , playing video'games , and you ?
Me: hmm , idk ...
Him : aham , ok . have fun .
4points
#159
So my boyfriends parents and brother are always missing from home. One day I told him that my period was over and asked him if we'll do something fun that evening and he says "hm ok we'll see". After I took a bath shaved etc. I text him whats he doing and he replies "nothing just visited my uncle".
WTF!!
WTF!!
4points
#160
One time in this barnes and noble, I was reading.
Girl comes up to me and says, "can I have your number".
"no". I say.
Talking on a phone was horrifying for me.
Too scared to say, "my email works though".
Girl comes up to me and says, "can I have your number".
"no". I say.
Talking on a phone was horrifying for me.
Too scared to say, "my email works though".
4points