311 Obvious Hints From Girls That Guys Hilariously Failed To Notice

Had a friend do something like this. Some hot girls outside a bar wanted him to take their picture with his phone as they were leaving so one of them said "lemme give you my number so you can text it to me." He smiled and said "oh I can just use your phone." Which he did and then realized a week later his mistake.

Not a lady, but I had this girl visit me and sleep with me in the same bed on four different occasions...from half across the country.
I thought we were just friends.
Ten years later I was taking a shit and it dawned on me that she didn't travel across the country just to sleep ffs.
I feel bad for the girl now, because I was really into her too.

In college, I had a lot of crazy, curly hair. This girl in one of my classes started chatting me up, and said, "You have good hair. Whenever I see guy with good hair like that, I like to imagine grabbing on to it when he's going down on me."
I was all, like, "Oh, that's interesting."

I told my boyfriend to get naked and he responded "YOU get naked" so I said "Okay. I will if you're nice to me ;) ". He laughed and went to sleep. Guess he didn't want to be nice ._.

I was a freshmen in highschool and I had one of those digital organizers and this super hot girl put her number in it and I asked her "Why would you put your number in there?" Her answer: "You know I'm single, right? You can use that number to call me." and I just responded with "ha ha, yeah, me too" and I never called her. Oyyyy vey.

"We can go up to my dorm and work on this homework together if you want ..."
"Nah, we can just do it in the dorm lounge over there. "
"Oh... OK."
Still internally scream about this when it comes to mind.

Hitting on my now boyfriend of three years. I was complimenting him on how handsome he was and how he had beautiful eyes. I wanted a closer view of them so he texted me this creepy ass shot of his eyeball with his eye as widely opened as possible. He legitimately thought that's what I wanted. After our first date, I immediately started talking about potential future dates and how much fun I had with him. I stayed out so late that I missed my friends party. However, because I didn't hug him properly and asked to split the cost of the meal, he thought I wasn't actually interested.

I was at a party drinking with a guy I had a bit of a crush on. We were joking around and I told him to touch my boob, because he jokingly accused me of padding my bra (since they're quite large).
He DID touch them for a second, but then he just kept going on with the conversation. I figured he wasn't interested and I got over it.
I think he realized his mistake cause he always made it a point to like everything I post on facebook.

Girl next door: "Could you walk me home? I get nervous in the dark"
Me: "I can see your house from here, the lights are on. Just text me when you get inside"
Coulda had a sweet make out sesh in the bushes... multiple times.

In class a girl asked if we could study together for a minor quiz at her place.
A friend overhears and asks if he can join us, I say yes immediately before she can say anything.
She sends us her address and a time. I show up and she answers the door in a bikini. Nobody else at her place. She says she was sunbathing and asks me into her room while she changes. I look away to be polite and then make small talk once she's done.
My friend shows up 30 minutes later, turns out she told him that the study group started 30 minutes after what she told me.
Sigh...

Invited me to her house when her parents were out. Then asked if I wanted to see her room.
Stupid teenage me was more curious how the popcorn from the popcorn machine in the kitchen tasted.

Climbing up on top of my lap in a hot tub and taking off her top and kissing me.
Me: "Haha you're silly that's not how you swim"
In my defense I was really really drunk

I was at the school gym when a very attractive girl that I knew from classes got off the stair climber and came and talked to me. She wanted to know what she could do to make her butt more rounded. She precedes to turn and arch her back so I can judge her butt. I knew very little on the subjective but I told her the stair climber and squats seemed like a good idea. She then asked what I thought of it, the whole time presenting her backside to me. I say "Oh, it looks fine" She just stares into my eyes with back still arched. I basically give her "Welp, see ya later"
It didn't dawn on me for a few weeks she was hitting on me. She was well out of my league. I was single. I hate myself.

Dang it, story time from my perspective. Hindsight is 20/20.
At work with this girl, K. She comes over to my house a lot. Spends time watching TV, joking around, snacking. I think just having fun together as friends because
1) I have never been in a relationship before. (About 21 at the time)
2) I was raised in a super conservative Christian home.
Anyways, one day her best friend is hanging out with me and asking tons of questions about how I feel about K. "You two are spending a lot of time together, are you going to ask her out?" Of course i respond with how we are just friends, she shouldn't worry about it, blah blah, I am so bad at hints it's painful.
Fast forward a week or so. K is over at my house super late and decides she isn't going home, she will just sleep at my place. I insisted on sleeping on the couch. She was having none of it. I find a "compromise" and sleep in pajamas for the first time in 10+ years and sleep under the blanket but not the sheet, so we are not actually touching. She gets super cuddly, and I roll over and go to sleep.

A girl once told me that out of all the guys she knows I would be the only one she would date and I responded saying sweet

I was talking to a girl I hadn't seen since we were kids. It was around the time of schools having their proms/formals and stuff. I asked her if she was taking anyone, and she said "no, but I really want to go with someone" and smiled and looked at me. I literally said "oh, I hope you find someone" and brushed it off. Not exactly smooth.

I was at a Halloween Party dressed up as a piece of bacon when this girl walks up to me tells me she wants my bacon. I was pretty drunk at this point and trying to find my friends so we could leave. When I finally got home I realized how much of an idiot I was.

Her: "No one has even asked me to homecoming!"
Me: "Yeah, me either. So what are you going to do?"
Her: "Well, I guess if no one is going to ask me... I'll probably just stay home."
Me: "That's probably what I'll end up doing too."
Her: "Yeah, so... it would be really nice to go though."
Me: "I agree, but oh well!"
Her: "o_O"
Me: "Mind if I call you that night?"
Her: "Ummm, sure.. "

During a College Bowl tournament, I once opened a storage closet out of curiosity and a girl followed me in, grinning. "Look at the size of this thing! I can't believe we're in this room every week and never noticed it!" She nodded enthusiastically and said "I know! This place is bigger than my bedroom!" She sat down, smiling. "Quieter, too." My response: "Yeah, these dividing walls are surprisingly thick." I then walked out of the closet and pounded on the wall. I poked my head in. "Could you hear that? Ha! Well, I'm getting a Diet Coke."

In highschool I invited my first boyfriend over at 1am, while my parents were out of town, to watch Balto. We watched the whole damn thing, he gave me a hug, and biked home. To be fair it's a pretty bitchin' movie.