We're guessing that many boys and men alike would love to know exactly how to tell if a girl likes you. Now, we could give you some tips and pointers on that, but sadly, it's not so simple with the girls. The foxy ladies like to include some subtle hints into sending signs that she likes you. And the signs themselves can be so faint that misinterpreting them could lead to all sorts of disaster. But even when a woman tries to make her intentions as clear as they possibly can, some guys just don't know how to take a hint, no matter how obvious that hinting might be. Check out these funny stories of missed and mixed signals to see what we mean.
The texts contain some of the funniest examples of women trying - and failing - to seduce oblivious members of the opposite sex. Have you also tried going after someone but they were oblivious to your intentions? Or maybe you have just realized how blind you were and couldn't spot someone's delicate hints in trying to seduce you? If so, share your stories below and don't forget to upvote your favorite ones!
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#281
When I was about 13/14 I ended up kissing the boy next door and a few days had passed of us kissing and texting and I had had enough so I text him and said "do you want to go out with me?" He replied "I can't, I'm not allowed" so I was all like "what?!?!" Getting all shocked and taken aback he then responded "yeah, my mom won't let me out after 10pm on a school night" ... i wanted to facepalm him through the wall :)
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#282
She always say she is moist
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#283
One Friday there was a massive birthday party and I was hiding in the corner like the social worm I am, and the girl I was massively crushing on comes up to me, after me telling her I liked her and her rejecting me days before.
"Hey, so about our last conversation. Who is it that you actually like?" she says, massive smile.
To which I reply... "Uh... I told you Wednesday"...
"Oh, ok." - she walks off.
Nice one me... nice one.
"Hey, so about our last conversation. Who is it that you actually like?" she says, massive smile.
To which I reply... "Uh... I told you Wednesday"...
"Oh, ok." - she walks off.
Nice one me... nice one.
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#284
There was this girl who worked behing the bar at my local that I got along with and for some time too. Stepping out for a smoke break, she goes on to say that her brother is gay and in a relationship. Her: Why is it so easy for him and all i want is a boyfreind. Me: Hope its not contiguous.
She was dating one of the guys working there a week later.
She was dating one of the guys working there a week later.
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#285
We went to eat and then a movie. After the movie was over we sat in the parking lot for hours. I then drove us back to her house so I could go home. Sat in her driveway till 1 am talking and making out. She told me: "You're making this so hard." Me: "Making what hard?" Her: "To be good." Didn't click 30 mins later she tells me a guy has never gotten her off didn't click that she was hinting I literally said challenge accepted. It clicked the next day. Cramps ended the challenge at 1.5 hrs as a L
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#286
We went to eat and then a movie. After the movie was over we sat in the parking lot for hours. I then drove us back to her house so I could go home. Sat in her driveway till 1 am talking and making out. She told me: "You're making this so hard." Me: "Making what hard?" Her: "To be good." Didn't click 30 mins later she tells me a guy has never gotten her off didn't click that she was hinting I literally said challenge accepted. It clicked the next day. Cramps ended the challenge at 1.5 hrs as a L
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#287
Senior year, same lesson everytime, he would be very very flirtatious, always making excuses to talk to me and I used to do the same back, everyone else had noticed... it wasnt until 2 years after we left school that it actually clicked that we were into me
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#288
Ya know, come to think of it, about 13 years ago in college a friend left out porn vids in plain sight when I was visiting her apartment in her bedroom, maybe she was flirting or wanting to watch them? .....who knows?
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#289
I have missed alot of signals.
There was one whilst shopping, I got chatting to the young lad at the checkout, we were just talking about college and the days we were in, because he had noticed my badge and brought up that we went to the same college.
Anyway after about 10 minutes he said it would be nice to see me around college at LUNCH, me being me I said I dont know I dont go to the canteen, after ending with an oh on his behalf, it wasnt until I got home I realized he was asking me out
There was one whilst shopping, I got chatting to the young lad at the checkout, we were just talking about college and the days we were in, because he had noticed my badge and brought up that we went to the same college.
Anyway after about 10 minutes he said it would be nice to see me around college at LUNCH, me being me I said I dont know I dont go to the canteen, after ending with an oh on his behalf, it wasnt until I got home I realized he was asking me out
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#290
I think I were about 14, sitting next to my friend after comjng outbof the takeaway. He turned tome and said "you look like you would be a good kisser fancy a go". Me being the idiot I am, I said "why, we're eating". It wasnt until 2 months later when he asked me out that I realised he liked me, we were then together for around a year, now 5 years later and we are no longer friends yet he still tells everyone about that story
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#291
It was about 4 years ago so I was a silly teenager. I had the biggest crush on the guy across the road from me. I hinted and hinted by flirting and making excuses to talk to him. After him going out with my friend I then realised that he definitely wasnt into me so gave up, after a month he then admitted to his brother, my then best friend, that he liked me but didnt think I was into him as I hadnt given him any hints, we were then together for a year before he moved away
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#292
I always hung around with boys when I were younger, as I wasnt into the barbie and pink like most girls. I remeber one night we were on the street playing football and then one of my friends suggested going back to his to talk. I wasnt the brightest of girls as I replied with "whats wrong with here, ew is it embarrassing are you gonna tell me your crush finally"!? He ended up telling me it dm and he never brought it up after that, 7 years later and it only clicked after seeing him again briefly
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#293
When I was 23, I woke up in the middle of the night to two girls (one of whom I was dating) standing next to my bed. They had been drinking, so naturally I offered her friend my couch... In the morning I realized my mistake, and asked for a redo.. no.
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#294
My boyfriend and I had just started dating and he'd never kissed anyone before so he always joked that id have be the one to do it. Well we're at his house one day by ourselves so I suggested practicing dancing for Prom since it was coming up, he started giggling and said he was too ticklish. I gave up on that and resorted to cuddling up with him on the couch really close to his face, he just kept talking. Eventually he got up to get something and I just kissed him. His face was priceless.
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#295
So this is backwards but ...
My now-husband and I used to work at a newspaper together many moons ago. He (city reporter), me (designer) and the MANAGING EDITOR were standing in the newsroom talking one day about some story. All of a sudden, he looks at my chest and goes, "It must be cold in here!" I followed his gaze. Yes, it was cold. I thought the ME would have a stroke. It took me about 15 more years to figure out he had the hots for me. July will be our five-year anniversary.
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#296
I met my boyfriend at the liquor store we both worked at. One night, he was complaining about a friend of his that would hang out in his room while he was at work. His friend would sometimes pass out in his bed so he would have to sleep on the couch. I suggested he tell his friend he was bringing a girl home after work so he would be sure to clear out. He definitely did not realize that I was supposed to be that girl. I had to invite him over to my place eventually. We've been together 1.5 years
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#297
So one day I end up singing a special song I co-wrote with a friend in church. And afterwards this girl I barely know strikes up conversation. She says she likes the song (which most people were saying that day) and what not and she gives off signals that she's flirting but I don't return them because I still think she's my friend's girlfriend (because that's the unwritten law). Later after a facebook search I discover I was wrong.. Now things are forever awkward cos she thinks i'm not into her.
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#298
The DTR conversation, sometimes it takes him a while...
ME: Yesterday, someone asked me if I had a boyfriend...
HIM: Who asked that?
ME: Does it matter?
HIM: So?
Well not that much
ME: What should I have said?
HIM: Well there is no answer
Anything you like
So said yes?
ME: Was I wrong to say that?
HIM: Nope
And Thank you;)
Babe
ME: Yesterday, someone asked me if I had a boyfriend...
HIM: Who asked that?
ME: Does it matter?
HIM: So?
Well not that much
ME: What should I have said?
HIM: Well there is no answer
Anything you like
So said yes?
ME: Was I wrong to say that?
HIM: Nope
And Thank you;)
Babe
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#299
I was at my crushes condo. It wasnt late but didn't want to go home. I wanted to see if I could spend the night for the first time to see what level of friendship this was ;) I bust out my best acting skills, yawning "i'm so tired" and he says "yeah, you should head home." I lay my head down "I don't think i can drive." i pretend to fall asleep. he pokes me "hello? you should wake up so you can go home." *face palm* but here he is sleeping next to me, so it worked!
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#300
cute guy invited me to a bbq with his friends. he texted that i could stay at his place after (with some winky smileys). he took good care of me all evening (get me drinks, food and stuff) later at his place he asked if i wanted to sleep on the couch or in his bed. of course i chose his bed. i got undressed (yes, naked) layed down next to him and.... he turned over and fell asleep. later he told me he didnt dare to make a move. too late, i already moved on. not sure who missed the hint here.
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