We're guessing that many boys and men alike would love to know exactly how to tell if a girl likes you. Now, we could give you some tips and pointers on that, but sadly, it's not so simple with the girls. The foxy ladies like to include some subtle hints into sending signs that she likes you. And the signs themselves can be so faint that misinterpreting them could lead to all sorts of disaster. But even when a woman tries to make her intentions as clear as they possibly can, some guys just don't know how to take a hint, no matter how obvious that hinting might be. Check out these funny stories of missed and mixed signals to see what we mean.
The texts contain some of the funniest examples of women trying - and failing - to seduce oblivious members of the opposite sex. Have you also tried going after someone but they were oblivious to your intentions? Or maybe you have just realized how blind you were and couldn't spot someone's delicate hints in trying to seduce you? If so, share your stories below and don't forget to upvote your favorite ones!
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#261
So, we had been friends since 4th grade, every time us dating came up she would freak out and basically hide. Well fast forward to high school. I moved away and she immediately got a bf that lasted a week. Later she told me she was filling the void because we never got a chance to date.
She dropped hints by cuddling against me, inviting me over to play games, bring me on her family trips etc...
She dropped hints by cuddling against me, inviting me over to play games, bring me on her family trips etc...
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#262
Guy here...this is a few weeks old thing...A coworker and I on our way back home were chatting abt the personal hygiene. I unknowingly points at her beautiful hairless legs and says, "how do you guys take such a good care of your skin." She comes back saying,"Why dont you see on your own...I still have got a lot of skin to take care off". And I was, "No thanks, that will be terrible pain"..This hit me today..What an Idiot..can someone say that again.
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#263
So I was in high school and there was a newish girl in my English class. Of course everyone has gum and I always forgot mine so I asked her if I could have a piece. Her response was "the only piece I have is in my mouth, if you want it you gotta take it with a kiss". Of course me being an idiot at the time said "nah I'm good, I'll find a fresh piece".
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#264
A girl asked if i could repear something in her PC. We went over to her house and into her room. She grabbed her PC from her work desk, sat on her bad and just looked at me standing in the threshold. I said: "lets go to the kitchen, it will be more comfortable".
Turned out the PC was just fine and i went home.
Turned out the PC was just fine and i went home.
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#265
A girl asked if i could repear something in her PC. We went over to her house and into her room. She grabbed her PC from her work desk, sat on her bad and just looked at me standing in the threshold. I said: "lets go to the kitchen, it will be more comfortable".
Turned out the PC was just fine and i went home.
Turned out the PC was just fine and i went home.
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#266
A girl asked if i could repear something in her PC. We went over to her house and into her room. She grabbed her PC from her work desk, sat on her bad and just looked at me standing in the threshold. I said: "lets go to the kitchen, it will be more comfortable".
Turned out the PC was just fine and i went home.
Turned out the PC was just fine and i went home.
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#267
I've been going out with this girl I met on Tinder and we really hit it off. One time she asked for my phone and logged in her tinder account to deactivate it in front of me. I was like "whoa, what gives?" "I think I don't need it anymore", she said. "oh really? Who's the lucky guy? Tell me!", excited for her. She rolled her eyes and just changed the topic of our conversation.
On this day, she waited for 2 hours for me, even paid for our dinner. Who knew I was the one she was referring too, huh?
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#268
My boyfriend, now husband, comes home from work. I'm dressed in heels and lingerie. He looks at me and says, Wow!! You look nice! Walks past me to set his keys down. No response, not even a kiss. Clueless!!! Needless to say, I wasn't going to let him miss out.
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#269
I was 14 at a 4th of July event in town. There was this radio station doing karaoke. I had just started singing recently. So I get up and sing Rockstar and when I get back this somewhat older girl sits beside me. After hellos and what not she asked me "So do you really wanna be a rockstar?" I said something along the lines of, "Yeah! It'd be cool! Nice meeting you gotta go bye!"
My mom tells me later she had been inching closer the whole time and was obviously into me. I was oblivious.
My mom tells me later she had been inching closer the whole time and was obviously into me. I was oblivious.
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#270
Female here, this is a hint I missed. So I was working at a clothing store and a month or so later a new guy (super cute, blonde hair, blue eyes) started working there. We hit it off pretty well. We flirted constantly with each other. One night the day before Thanksgiving, he asks if I wanted to go see a movie with him. I replied with "Sorry I need to go to my grandma's to pick up the stuffing for tomorrow" and we leave the mall and go our separate ways.
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#271
I was on vacation in San Diego and by divine intervention found myself holding a beautiful blonde I had met at the bar. We were on the beach making out and flirting when she asked if I wanted a ride back to her hotel because it was her last night in San Diego (texas girl). I politely told her I'd be fine and get an uber. She me promise I'd text her in the morning. I got an uber back to my place and we kept in touch for a bit but now every time I think of it i hate myself for being so stupid.
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#272
I was at party with a bunch of the guys from high school, and this cute girl because EVERYONE was trying to "hit that" (it was the 90's, shut up). The guys all seemed to gang up on me for their ribbing and the girl sat in my lap and told them to knock it off. Then she said, "if they're bothering you then you can just sleep in my bed tonight."
I said, "no it's cool, I can handle them." She walked away looking confused.
10 years later...it hit me.
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#273
16 year-old me playing guitar (hears doorbell ring) open the door and girl from my history class is standing there.
Me: Hey what's up
Her: just wanted to stop by and see what you're up to
Me: nothing, just playing guitar
Her: are your parents home, can I come in
Me: yeah, they won't be home for a few hours..... cut to me playing guitar with her sitting so close to me that my arm keeps hitting her and messing me up
Me: uhhhh, could you move over a bit.
Her: gets up and leaves.
Me: Hey what's up
Her: just wanted to stop by and see what you're up to
Me: nothing, just playing guitar
Her: are your parents home, can I come in
Me: yeah, they won't be home for a few hours..... cut to me playing guitar with her sitting so close to me that my arm keeps hitting her and messing me up
Me: uhhhh, could you move over a bit.
Her: gets up and leaves.
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#274
Once a friend and I we were watching TV together and he brought up the subject of us dating. I blanked and just laughed. Another time it was really late and we had been talking in my room all night when he started falling asleep on my bed. I told him he could stay there and sleep with me. Nothing happened. I did the same thing again later and started spooning him. He still did nothing. After a month of us dating he told me he loved me and again I just laughed. It's a wonder we're together.
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#275
I was in Pensacola for school and I wnt to the beach with some friends. We met two girls and one of them who was pretty hot was all over me commenting on my tattoos and stuff. On the car ride back, she takes a beach towel and puts it over our laps and puts her hand on my thigh. I proceed to keep saying it tickles and I never saw her again after that. Mistakes were made...
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#276
I was sitting at a table in my university with my cousin and her friends. One of her friends I had a crush on. Suddenly I'm looking at some girls and commenting on how hot they are.
Me: Wow. That one is hot.
Her (crush): I'm sitting right here.
Me (5 mins later): Hey there's another one. Maybe I should ask her out.
Her: Again. I'm sitting right here.
Went for pizza the next day. Cousin gives me a punch and tells me I'm a dumbass for not getting the hint. Never forgave myself for that.
Me: Wow. That one is hot.
Her (crush): I'm sitting right here.
Me (5 mins later): Hey there's another one. Maybe I should ask her out.
Her: Again. I'm sitting right here.
Went for pizza the next day. Cousin gives me a punch and tells me I'm a dumbass for not getting the hint. Never forgave myself for that.
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#277
I'm laying in the bed naked next to him while he's playing on his phone. When he finally notices I have no shirt on (after at least 30 minutes), he looks under the cover and says "when did you take your clothes off?" Then goes back to playing his game. As usual, I always end up falling asleep and explaining what I was trying to do after waking back up. His response every time "oh, I didn't know". You'd think when being together over 15 years with 3 kids, he'd pick up on it.
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#278
I was about 13 and would be babysitting on Valentine's evening. There was a guy I'd known ages and fancied like mad. I asked him if he wanted to come and babysit with me. He said I should ask my boyfriend. Duh! Never got to go out with him.
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#279
Once I called my friend and asked him if he was going to the club that weekend, he answers with: why? You don'y have a ride?
Few weeks after, he alreary knows "I need a ride to the club" and I tell him I had a date but cut him off to go with him, later that night he says: your date is there if you wanna go dance with him.
20 years later, including 18 years married to him he is still cluless of any hint. Took him 2 years to understand!
Few weeks after, he alreary knows "I need a ride to the club" and I tell him I had a date but cut him off to go with him, later that night he says: your date is there if you wanna go dance with him.
20 years later, including 18 years married to him he is still cluless of any hint. Took him 2 years to understand!
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#280
Was talking to my now boyfriend a few month ago. The topic of prom came up and and I asked him if he had a date. He said no and I wasn't like, "If we both don't have anyone by the time prom comes around, we should go together." He said, " why? you can go with your (twin) sister." I had to ask my sister to tell him to ask me out.
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