We're guessing that many boys and men alike would love to know exactly how to tell if a girl likes you. Now, we could give you some tips and pointers on that, but sadly, it's not so simple with the girls. The foxy ladies like to include some subtle hints into sending signs that she likes you. And the signs themselves can be so faint that misinterpreting them could lead to all sorts of disaster. But even when a woman tries to make her intentions as clear as they possibly can, some guys just don't know how to take a hint, no matter how obvious that hinting might be. Check out these funny stories of missed and mixed signals to see what we mean.
The texts contain some of the funniest examples of women trying - and failing - to seduce oblivious members of the opposite sex. Have you also tried going after someone but they were oblivious to your intentions? Or maybe you have just realized how blind you were and couldn't spot someone's delicate hints in trying to seduce you? If so, share your stories below and don't forget to upvote your favorite ones!
Cover Image: senshistock
#301
I came home from from work one day on my lunch hour to find.my wife home.early. She asked me if I wanted something to eat and I said no I am not really hungry. So then she asked if I wanted "quickie" and I thought she said cookie and replied "No I told you I was not hungry"....after she cleared it up what she has said she got what she wanted
0points
#302
I had this great friend back at colleague,she was my junior. We were inseparable,we could talk all night in her room(cos I had a roommate so her room was best) or sometimes snuggle with me in my bed. She could call me at dawn and tell me she can't sleep and I will talk her to sleep. I thought she just wanted to be friends. So I start dating another junior after I graduated and my great friend had one year left to complete. My new girlfriend got close to her and found in her dairy that she loves
0points
#303
Friend was driving a group of us home after a night out and I was the last one.
Me: Ice cream sounds so good right now.
Him: Yeah I could go for some ice cream
Me: I have some at my house, want to come up for some?
Him: Sure
Go upstairs and he actually wants ice cream so I sit super close to him on the couch and ask him if he wants anything else *hint hint*. He then spends 15 minutes asking for my opinion on the next car he should buy and then leaves.
Me: Ice cream sounds so good right now.
Him: Yeah I could go for some ice cream
Me: I have some at my house, want to come up for some?
Him: Sure
Go upstairs and he actually wants ice cream so I sit super close to him on the couch and ask him if he wants anything else *hint hint*. He then spends 15 minutes asking for my opinion on the next car he should buy and then leaves.
0points
#304
So I sit on my boyfriend kissing him and such right. I rub my vagina against him and he says no and continues watching anime
-1point
#305
that's weird that is awkward
-1point
#306
That particular guy must be a complete idiot to not notice the hints of a female who admires him. Especially if the female is a real down to earth person and Beautiful at that. WTFU.
-1point
#307
Invited my best friend to go to Hershey park with my family. I had a huge thing for her but she had a boyfriend and I thought she was way out of my league. We had an awesome time and everything seemed normal to me. I fell asleep in the car on the way home and woke up with her laying on me with her head on my chest. In the following weeks I found out she was talking shit about me because I was dating two freshman at once (they were both aware of the situation). I didn't know what was up and it took her straight up telling me word for word "I wanna f*ck you," for me to realize she was into me. Didn't miss the opportunity but definitely missed the hints.
Report
-2points
#308
test
-2points
#309
Teenagr me Developed feelings for my best friend I'd known since about 6 ys/old and he lived in a house about 12 doors from me up a little ally way. Every single night without fail I'd ask him to walk me home because I didn't want to leave him yet and I was scared to walk alone. Everytime we'd get to the top of the allyway where we could see my house and I'd stand there for about 20 mins dropping every god damn hint in the book to get him to kiss me. He never clicked.
-4points
#310
haha guys are alwyz hammerhead
😂😹
-10points
#311
In college, a beautiful girl that my roommate knew come out to a bar with us. She knew I had a girlfriend, but was very flirty anyway. She looked up at me with her big eyes and said "So, are you faithful to your girlfriend?" With a big proud smile on my face, I reply "So far, yeah!"
I was such an ass.
-13points