We're guessing that many boys and men alike would love to know exactly how to tell if a girl likes you. Now, we could give you some tips and pointers on that, but sadly, it's not so simple with the girls. The foxy ladies like to include some subtle hints into sending signs that she likes you. And the signs themselves can be so faint that misinterpreting them could lead to all sorts of disaster. But even when a woman tries to make her intentions as clear as they possibly can, some guys just don't know how to take a hint, no matter how obvious that hinting might be. Check out these funny stories of missed and mixed signals to see what we mean.
The texts contain some of the funniest examples of women trying - and failing - to seduce oblivious members of the opposite sex. Have you also tried going after someone but they were oblivious to your intentions? Or maybe you have just realized how blind you were and couldn't spot someone's delicate hints in trying to seduce you? If so, share your stories below and don't forget to upvote your favorite ones!
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#241
I am usually quite quick on the uptake, and don't miss a chance. Anyway there's this girl who is a lot younger than me, we have always flirted a bit, and one evening there are a few of us drinking near where I live, as it's getting late, some of the others get up and move away from the tsble, she then says: "I really don't want to drive all the way home tonight, I wish there was somewhere around here I could stay" i replied "just drive steadily". Hit me like a ton of bricks the next day!!😫
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#242
Picked up a VERY hot redhead at a club in Portland, she drives me to her apartment in Tacoma where we commence with some very heavy petting, her in nothing but her underwear. When it comes time to do the deed, I confess I'm a virgin. I left her apartment still a virgin.....
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#243
Met her when I was 15 and instantly developed a crush. Four years later we connected on Facebook and started talking that night. She ended up driving 2 and 1/2 hours to my apartment and we spent hours drinking and playing StarCraft. Fell asleep topless in my bed and took a very long shower the next day, then left because I was still asleep. I was going to do it right and ask her on a real date before I tried anything, but turns out she just wanted to hookup. Never heard from her again.
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#244
My cousin and my husband went to high school together a school I was going to go to but went to the high school in my town and she asked him to take me to prom so I could go to her prom with her... he said no cuz he wanted to go alone! He'll never live it down.. I remind him all the time but.. who knows we were different people and I could have hated him when he was in high school which is the "reason" why he didn't want to take me
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#245
heading to a coffee shop one of the girls asked if i would wait for her then suggested we take a short cut through the woods, while walking she stop and casually said "do you think that a girl could be in the woods with a guy and like give him a blowjob, and that he would be able to keep it a secret" me= "yeh" and i just kept on walking! took me a few weeks to realise. doh!!
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#246
In high school i used to have this amazing and cute girl sitting next to me,she was off my league but i had the courage to caress her thighs during class sometimes and she allowed it even blushing heavily. One day,we had lunch with her grandma and she invited me to her room,we stayed alone almost two hours doors closed just talking.Me being a nice guy i thought it was a gentle thing but a kiss would have came out if i was bold enough.Still friends after many years but i'm stuck in "what if.."
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#247
End of grade 10 and we finish exams, a group of us (guys and girls) decide to hang out celebrate another year of high school over. We end up at a park near school and at some point start talking about our crushes. I look at him and say "I like you." He looks at me and says "I like you too." Then he goes on to talk about his crush (who it doesn't work out with anyways).
4 years later, I'm wondering if he ever got the hint.
4 years later, I'm wondering if he ever got the hint.
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#248
Hanging out with this girl at my house and was watching some movies. She fell asleep on my couch. So I took her upstairs to the spare bedroom. When she got all comfy, she looked at me and said "oh wow this beds big enough for us both to sleep in." She had a big smile on her face. I just laugh and said "yeah ha, well good night." Shut off the lights and went to the other bed. As soon as I lay down in my bed it hit me!
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#249
I was on a cruise with some friends and got asked out by a girl for some coffee. We went down to the shop to get some and when we finished she asked "what do you want to do now?" My response "I'm just gonna go to bed it's getting late." Went back to the room and never saw her for the rest of the trip. My friends have never stopped joking about that trip to this day. I still get mad at myself for that.
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#250
My current boyfriend and me met at tekko (an anime convention), I was supposed to stay in a room with 4 other people but I was the last one to turn in for the first night of the convention and I wanted to spend the night in his hotel room. I then asked if I could stay the night with him and his other friend and sleep on the fold out couch. He said okay and then it hit me, I was going to have no pjs so just sleep naked. I mentioned it to him and his response was "here wear mine."
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#251
My current boyfriend and me met at tekko (an anime convention), I was supposed to stay in a room with 4 other people but I was the last one to turn in for the first night of the convention and I wanted to spend the night in his hotel room. I then asked if I could stay the night with him and his other friend and sleep on the fold out couch. He said okay and then it hit me, I was going to have no pjs so just sleep naked. I mentioned it to him and his response was "here wear mine."
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#252
When I was in high school I really liked this boy so lways tried to get his attention. Well one day in class I had a guy come up to me and ask if I wanted to go out with him, I told him I had to think about it. I Walk over to the boy I like and told him and all he said was "sure he looks nice go for it". Why are guys like this lol.
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#253
A cute girl we usually hung out with followed me in my room and asked if she can rest with me after I told my friends I'm turning in. Another friend followed and started to chat with her in my room. She asked if I could ask my friend to go out so she can rest w/ me coz she was also tired. Told her not be rude to my friend. She told me the next day what she wanted to do with me the night before when I dropped her off at her place. Never saw her again.
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#254
Took a gorgeous coworker to my brother's birthday party at a club. Danced all night and even had the bartenders giving us free drinks. Most of the guys at the club were eyeing this girl. Took her home and asked me to stay over night. I declined. She insisted. I declined. She persisted. I went home.
The next day, my other coworkers said I was gay. She told everyone at work what happened that night.
The next day, my other coworkers said I was gay. She told everyone at work what happened that night.
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#255
So this happened when we "officially" got together. We're on the train, and I'm trying to get him to hold my hand. I told him I had small hands, and asked him to measure our palms. He measured and agreed that my hands were tiny, then placed his hands down again.
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#256
I had a co-worker who I was crushing on hard. I was in a car accident that really messed up my car so I had no ride to or from work. The first day back from my accident she waited after her shift until the end of my shift to ask if I needed a ride home. I told her "No thanks my dad is probably out in the parking lot waiting for me. Thanks anyways." And walked out the door. Her face looked really confused and I only realized a couple weeks after she quit...
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#257
Friends and I visited 3 sisters. I asked if I could rest coz it was a long drive. one of the sisters told me I could rest in her room. I woke up with her dancing on top of the bed that I was laying on in her bra. I stormed out of the room and told my friends we were leaving. On the way back, my friends told me she specifically told them not to bother us. I was wondering why that damn door was locked when I stormed out.
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#258
There was that amazingly funny and gorgeous girl that was always saying to me that she wanted to break up with her boyfriend of the moment. I once asked her why she didn't do it yet, she replied that she was waiting for someone else (that had the same physical description as me) to kiss her. Said "oh well i wish you good luck with him, i'm he's a great guy". I had no idea that she was talking about me, figured out months later when we stopped talking since a while.
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#259
I was the archetypal geek in high school, anyway in French class, doing the oral exam (no pun intended) the students are taken to another class and then leave. So I'm left in the class with this pretty hot girl who a bad girl always in trouble and we're just talking. Out of the blue she asks me if I think she's pretty and I tell her that she is absolutely beautiful and leave it at that carry on talking do my exam and leave. Took 16 years and reading 100 of these posts for the penny to drop.
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#260
So, we had been friends since 4th grade, every time us dating came up she would freak out and basically hide. Well fast forward to high school. I moved away and she immediately got a bf that lasted a week. Later she told me she was filling the void because we never got a chance to date.
She dropped hints by cuddling against me, inviting me over to play games, bring me on her family trips etc...
She dropped hints by cuddling against me, inviting me over to play games, bring me on her family trips etc...
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