We're guessing that many boys and men alike would love to know exactly how to tell if a girl likes you. Now, we could give you some tips and pointers on that, but sadly, it's not so simple with the girls. The foxy ladies like to include some subtle hints into sending signs that she likes you. And the signs themselves can be so faint that misinterpreting them could lead to all sorts of disaster. But even when a woman tries to make her intentions as clear as they possibly can, some guys just don't know how to take a hint, no matter how obvious that hinting might be. Check out these funny stories of missed and mixed signals to see what we mean.
The texts contain some of the funniest examples of women trying - and failing - to seduce oblivious members of the opposite sex. Have you also tried going after someone but they were oblivious to your intentions? Or maybe you have just realized how blind you were and couldn't spot someone's delicate hints in trying to seduce you? If so, share your stories below and don't forget to upvote your favorite ones!
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#221
Woman here. As a teenager, I had a big crush on a boy from my church. He gave me a ride home one evening. When he stopped at my house, he leaned toward me and tilted his head to one side and I...put my hand out for a handshake. Poor kid probably thought I was rejecting him. Nope. Just socially inept.
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#222
I was 15/16 And had never kissed a girl.
Anyway, I was on a cruise and there was this cute girl who took a fancy to me. One night I offered to walk her back to her room. In the lift we got talking and she asked me if I'd ever kissed a girl.
Anyway, I was on a cruise and there was this cute girl who took a fancy to me. One night I offered to walk her back to her room. In the lift we got talking and she asked me if I'd ever kissed a girl.
I said "nope."
And she said "really?"
This happened a few times before she pulled me in toward her and kissed me.
And she said "really?"
This happened a few times before she pulled me in toward her and kissed me.
5 years on and this is still one of my clearest memories.
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#223
I never took a hint. And I can remember when it all began… I was 10. I was doing this homework in my bedroom with 2 friends from school, and one of them was Lucila, the girl I had a huge crush on since kinder garden and during all elementary school. I really liked her, and was known (except by me) that she liked me too. Our mothers would talk and joke about this, but I never really said anything to her. Of course, that afternoon it was heaven to me. We were having a good time and I’ve never...
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#224
I had been what I thought was flirting with this girl for weeks, I even bought an expensive watch just to have a reason to talk to her behind the jewelry counter. I asked for her number one day as she was leaving work one day. She said," yeah.. yeah.. we can go do something one night" and then started walking away without giving me her number. She made it fifteen feet before I realized and yell after her. Her head physically went down and you could see her cursing.. We're married now!
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#225
High school graduation party in a cabin, drinking, I am sitting next to this girl I fancied but she was obvi not interested. Suddenly one of my female classmates (who had a bf, as far as I know, but my lads were chatting with her so they probably were working her over for me) shouts across the room that she would be willing to un-virgin me.
Me being stubborn idiot reply with "No, thank you, but you are drunk and have a bf. I really appreciate it, but no." Still unsure if I did the right thing.
Me being stubborn idiot reply with "No, thank you, but you are drunk and have a bf. I really appreciate it, but no." Still unsure if I did the right thing.
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#226
One night I had gotten home from work early, and decided to surprise my boyfriend when he got home. I proceeded to pick out my sexiest lingerie and put it on. He usually talks to people after work instead of leaving right away, so I sit on the bed and wait for him to get home. When he walked in, he sat down on the bed next to me, and proceeds to ask me to get dressed and go get taco bell because he was hungry....he's never had the pleasure of seeing me in lingerie again.
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#227
During a company party a female co-worker/friend grabbed a fudgsicle approached me then said "I was thinking of you when I got this" as she was eating it......all I remember thinking at the time was "Sweet fudgsicles!!!"...........
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#228
I was making out with this girl in my bed, she tells me "I'm so hot" and takes off her panties. It did not dawn on me that this might mean that she wants sex.... We made out more and went to sleep cuddling. If she hadn't woken me up straddling me the next morning, I would never have gotten the hint.
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#229
I was making out with this girl in my bed, she tells me "I'm so hot" and takes off her panties. It did not dawn on me that this might mean that she wants sex.... We made out more and went to sleep cuddling. If she hadn't woken me up straddling me the next morning, I would never have gotten the hint.
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#230
I had an abusive exbf. I met a good guy soon after finally leaving my ex. Batman (goodguy) was the only one I'd ask to hang out everyday, let hug/touch me, or beat high scores on my phone apps -.- . A month of hanging out and talking everyday. Batman:'everyone is asking if we're dating' Me:'IK' Batman:'Y?' Me:'IDK ask them' Batman:'they think we like each other' Me:'well yea' Batman:'Do you?' Me:'yea' Batman:'oh lol' *2hrs later* Me:'do you like me?' Batman:'Yea' *no move made for 2wks
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#231
was making fun of stuff with a girl while we were hanging around at my place. then she said something totally hilarious so i went:
me: 'fuck you!'
her: 'okay'
her: 'okay'
I then proceeded to change the topic because I did not know how to respond.
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#232
Was away for a college outing, camping out... the only girl on my course, said she'd forgotten her tent and mine looked big enough for 2... I said that's fine I don't mind sharing... got all the regular phwoars and you old dog etc from the other guys... that night after a few beers, I crawled into my tent, and went to go to sleep... the girl then said, it's quite cold and lonely over here... I could do with a hug... to which, I responded hug this.. and rolled my football over! 🙈 Tool.
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#233
She was my first love with 15, visiting a friend for 3 months, sadly didn't worked out then... found her 10 years later on Facebook, start chatting and after a while visit her in her Country... at the last day we cooked together and hang around arm in arms. Before i leave hug each other, look in to the eyes... and i say goodbye... some weeks later she wrote my "why didn't you kissed me"? after half year we met again but the Moment didn't return. other 10 years later still the woman of my dreams.
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#234
One time I was hanging out with a girl I was really into, and at the time she was interested in me as well. Around 11 that night she asks me if I want to stay with her that night and I simply reply "No thanks, I'm just going to go home and read a book." As soon as I got home it hit me like a brick wall, and my brother still won't let me live it down to this day.
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#235
When I was 23, I woke up in the middle of the night to two girls (one of whom I was dating) standing next to my bed. They had been drinking, so naturally I offered her friend my couch... In the morning I realized my mistake, and asked for a redo.. no.
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#236
Last weeks of Senior year in High School, as we handed out the yearbooks for the ritual signing from friends. My book made its rounds in class, and I realized that a girl I secretly liked but never had the nerve to ask out signed it.
By the time I got the book back, I had all but forgot who all signed it. It was several years later when I was looking through the book and found her note... it had her number.
Yeah... I tried the number. She had already moved.
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#237
In high school I was texting my super hot friend (girl) and she said "man I love dicks" not sure how but it went right over my head. I'm an idiot.
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#238
At a party talking to a very attractive girl that I had known for a few weeks.
Girl: How do you tell if a girl likes you?
Me: She usually usually over laughs at everything I say.
Girl (putting her face really close to mine): you mean like this? Hahahaha!
Me: Um...yeah (while thinking 'why is this girl acting so strange? She is SO weird.').
Finally figured it out 6 months later when she blew up when I told her I found a girlfriend.
Girl: How do you tell if a girl likes you?
Me: She usually usually over laughs at everything I say.
Girl (putting her face really close to mine): you mean like this? Hahahaha!
Me: Um...yeah (while thinking 'why is this girl acting so strange? She is SO weird.').
Finally figured it out 6 months later when she blew up when I told her I found a girlfriend.
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#239
At a party talking to a very attractive girl that I had known for a few weeks.
Girl: How do you tell if a girl likes you?
Me: She usually usually over laughs at everything I say.
Girl (putting her face really close to mine): you mean like this? Hahahaha!
Me: Um...yeah (while thinking 'why is this girl acting so strange? She is SO weird.').
Finally figured it out 6 months later when she blew up when I told her I found a girlfriend.
Girl: How do you tell if a girl likes you?
Me: She usually usually over laughs at everything I say.
Girl (putting her face really close to mine): you mean like this? Hahahaha!
Me: Um...yeah (while thinking 'why is this girl acting so strange? She is SO weird.').
Finally figured it out 6 months later when she blew up when I told her I found a girlfriend.
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#240
'I have a queen sized bed if you need somewhere to sleep'
'Then where would you sleep'
Regret kicked in the next morning when I realised
'Then where would you sleep'
Regret kicked in the next morning when I realised
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