We're guessing that many boys and men alike would love to know exactly how to tell if a girl likes you. Now, we could give you some tips and pointers on that, but sadly, it's not so simple with the girls. The foxy ladies like to include some subtle hints into sending signs that she likes you. And the signs themselves can be so faint that misinterpreting them could lead to all sorts of disaster. But even when a woman tries to make her intentions as clear as they possibly can, some guys just don't know how to take a hint, no matter how obvious that hinting might be. Check out these funny stories of missed and mixed signals to see what we mean.
The texts contain some of the funniest examples of women trying - and failing - to seduce oblivious members of the opposite sex. Have you also tried going after someone but they were oblivious to your intentions? Or maybe you have just realized how blind you were and couldn't spot someone's delicate hints in trying to seduce you? If so, share your stories below and don't forget to upvote your favorite ones!
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#201
Middle school Socially awkward nerd me: So I really like this girl, and it's obvious, although I've told no one. A bunch of guys make fun of me for liking her, but she's fairly "popular", so I was scared to approach. But here's the thing: they make fun of her for liking me too, and I just realised that I actually have a chance here. I have been friendlily flirtatious for a while, and she has responded the same way. I don't know anything, though. I am possibly planning on asking her out.
2points
#202
In high school I had a crush on a this girl and I attempted to flirt with her about everyday. We frequently talked about music and one day she brought in a mix tape she made for me. I just think oh cool music. I go home and listen to it and don't think anything about the song titles or lyrics. She asked me if I liked the songs and I tell her no not really my style. Two years go by and I'm driving and it just hits me that all of the songs were about sex and relationships.
2points
#203
Went as a wing woman for a friend to three weddings in one day (very long day) after the last wedding we both needed to change and have a glass of wine... we walk into her local bar and she introduces me to her guy friend...we laugh and flirt for hours... finally his roommate tells him he's heading out and I say "I could join you ya know" and he says wouldn't Brittany get mad you ditched her.... we will be married 4 years in Sept and Brittany was my maid of honor 💕
2points
#204
Spent the noght making out and slept on a couch together...went to drop him at his car in the morning and asked THREE times if he was sure he had his phone (waiting for him to ask for my number)...afew days later he IMed me for it. We have 3 kids now...he is still a clueless idiot
2points
#205
A really cute girl walked out before my brother when I was waiting outside his workplace, so I told him "she's cute you should get her number". He tells me "oh she's cool, but it was really weird I told her I was going bike riding in the boardwalk with my sister & she kept telling me she's never ridden a bike, I told she should learn it is a nice activity, she told me no one ever taught her and she'd really like to learn. I told her she should". I smacked him upside the head. He then said "oh!"
2points
#206
Guy here...this is a few weeks old thing...A coworker and I on our way back home were chatting abt the personal hygiene. I unknowingly points at her beautiful hairless legs and says, "how do you guys take such a good care of your skin." She comes back saying,"Why dont you see on your own...I still have got a lot of skin to take care of". And I was, "No thanks, that will be terrible pain"..This hit me today..What an Idiot..can someone say that again.
2points
#207
I was making out with this girl in my bed, she tells me "I'm so hot" and takes off her panties. It did not dawn on me that this might mean that she wants sex.... We made out more and went to sleep cuddling. If she hadn't woken me up straddling me the next morning, I would never have gotten the hint.
2points
#208
Ok so I recently bought condoms while I was out shopping with my female friend. She had turned to me and asked:
"Wanna go to my place and burn rubber?"
I replied with:
"I don't have a car."
It wasn't until later that night I realized what she meant.
2points
#209
Went to a party that my ex threw, before we dated. Asked him if there was anyone in his bed, attempting to hook up with him. He nodded absentmindedly as he tried to help me get the pullout couch as I had previously requested. There were a bunch of drunk girls in his bed, he slept on the floor...
1point
#210
I met this intelligent hottie (a decade younger) at a professional conference. After a session, she said that she remembered me from the prior year's event; I did not. For two days, she kept asking for my card. I finally asked if I hadn't already given it to her. (She admitted it, but only later in a telephone conversation.) She had even asked me what I was doing after dinner, and I replied with "Work." After a few calls after the conference did I realize that she was interested. -still single-
1point
#211
When I was in university a nice girl invited me at her place and asked me to show her some stuff related to what we were studying. Next thing I remember was we were sitting by the kitchen table and I was reaching for my backpack when she put her hand on my thigh an asked me with a playful voice "ok what are you going to show me now, what do you want us to do".I totally ignored her and took a book out of my backpack and started explaining to her boring stuff wondering why she suddenly turned sad!
1point
#212
This guy, i have liked him for years with lots of mutual flirting...
Invited him out to dinner with me.
He arrives just after me and sits opposite.
me: *pats seat* you don't want to come and sit here next to me?
He: oh... this seats comfy as
*starts chatting about random stuff*
me: 0.o
Invited him out to dinner with me.
He arrives just after me and sits opposite.
me: *pats seat* you don't want to come and sit here next to me?
He: oh... this seats comfy as
*starts chatting about random stuff*
me: 0.o
Dropped a million hints that night, paid for dinner and got a hug and a selfie as we said goodbye :(
1point
#213
Hubby is not very quick on ques. I had to make the 1st move, after a few months of talking to him. He was dating a woman before we met. She lived in SF, he lived in LA. He made the 10 plus hour drive up to surprise her. She said she didn't want to sleep w/ him, she was still hurt after a bad breakup.After going to bed, she came out in a little skimpy negligee. She grabbed 2 glasses of wine and and sat on the couch. He told her she was rude for teasing him. Wasn't until the week later he realized
1point
#214
So, about a year or two ago, me and my current girlfriend were talking about homecoming, then she asks me "are you going to homecoming?" not realizing that she was asking me to homecoming with her, I said "no, and I'm not sure if I want to go". Not too long after, she told me that she wanted to go. It still worked out, because we've been dating for over a year and a half, close to two years, but I still feel kinda dumb for not picking up on her hint that she wanted to go with me.
1point
#215
Awhile back, I started flirting A LOT with this guy at work and he flirted back. All of our co workers knew and teased us about it constantly. After 2 months of flirting and waiting for him to make a move, I texted him and asked him out. We went on a date and then about a week later, he came over to "watch Netflix". I put pillows and blankets all over the floor and we laid there, our faces inches away from eachother, FOR 6 HOURS until he finally kissed me. 2 years later, we're still together
1point
#216
I had a huge crush on a guy I had met at my local youth group. I constantly flirted with him, and we talked constantly. I ended up getting his number and I asked if he wanted to hang out? He came over and we watched Harry Potter and I kind of awkwardly leaned my head on his shoulder, he literally shrugged me off... We are married now!
1point
#217
So I was out at the club with some friends and we were having a bad a night so I was just ready to get to my car to leave. It was a guys night. So a hot chick that I work with walked by us on the sidewalk and stopped me, looking really happy to see me. She was with just enough hot friends too. She said "what are you guys doing tonight?" And I said "oh we're on our way back to my car." My friends jaws dropped in shock of what I had just done.
1point
#218
I was with the girl of my dreams. Beautiful intelligent and we got along great. Everything I ever wished for. One night after the bar. Sitting in my car in front of her place. Things were getting heated, lot of kissing. She looks at me and says I feel bad if I leave now. I said "So don't" She took it as don't feel bad. Got out of the car and went inside. I was yelling at myself the whole way home. Miss her to this day. She was the one.
1point
#219
Was asked out to dinner by a friend on Valentines Day and said yes. Wasn't until we were finishing dessert that I realized we were on a date.
1point
#220
When i was at college I had to go away for a study block in a different city. A friend of a friend (15 years older than me) wanted to catch up, and convinced me to skip class and spend the day in the pool at my hotel. After an hour of drinking wine in the spa, she got out, telling me she needed a shower and dragged me back to my room. I got her a towel, and pointed to the shower, and went and got in the other shower.
She spent 45 minutes in the shower before giving up. She got out and went home.
1point