We're guessing that many boys and men alike would love to know exactly how to tell if a girl likes you. Now, we could give you some tips and pointers on that, but sadly, it's not so simple with the girls. The foxy ladies like to include some subtle hints into sending signs that she likes you. And the signs themselves can be so faint that misinterpreting them could lead to all sorts of disaster. But even when a woman tries to make her intentions as clear as they possibly can, some guys just don't know how to take a hint, no matter how obvious that hinting might be. Check out these funny stories of missed and mixed signals to see what we mean.
The texts contain some of the funniest examples of women trying - and failing - to seduce oblivious members of the opposite sex. Have you also tried going after someone but they were oblivious to your intentions? Or maybe you have just realized how blind you were and couldn't spot someone's delicate hints in trying to seduce you? If so, share your stories below and don't forget to upvote your favorite ones!
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#181
Me: Do you still have gum left?
Girl I was dating: You can take mine. ( she showed it to me by biting on it )
Me: ok thanks.
Then I took it by my hand.
I didn't realize that she wants me to take it by using my lips. (Facepalm)
Girl I was dating: You can take mine. ( she showed it to me by biting on it )
Me: ok thanks.
Then I took it by my hand.
I didn't realize that she wants me to take it by using my lips. (Facepalm)
2points
#182
My guy best friend is always there for for me whenever I needed him. He showed up every time I needed him and would politely ask to walk me him every night we hang out. He was dating some girl at the time. One night when he was walking me home, I stopped him a few feet from my house at a dark spot and told him "You can drop me here because my parents might see you if we take any step further." He then kissed me on the forehead and left. Months later he wanted to know who I was dating and why.
2points
#183
In college, I was friends with a straight couple(they knew I was gay). I lived off campus and had a waterbed. Senior year, the guy says that he was thinking of getting a waterbed & wanted to sleepover to see what it was like before he bought one. I said ok. We were in bed talking and he asked me if I had (gay) porn. I thought he was going to make fun of me so wouldn't let him and I went to sleep. It was only after graduation that I realized he wanted to fool around. I regret it to this day!
2points
#184
I lived in a hostel with a guy I liked. One night after a few drinks (2 tops) I climbed him and kissed him passionately for a good hour or so. We then had to part ways as my roommate had got herself insanely drunk and was seeing ghosts in our room. Next day I made it obvious that I liked him and he said nothing. The next day he still hadn't mentioned a thing. I ended up bailing him up in the hallway and asked him what he wanted to do about the other night. His response was, I don't know, what doyouwanttodoaboutitAwkwardlyIsaidIthinkweshouldkeepdoingit17yearslaterandwevebeeninseperable
2points
#185
This one wasn't even a hint. I was talking to this girl and one day she calls me in the middle of the night asking me to pick her up and hang out. I ended up driving around talking to her all night and eventually she says she should be getting home. When we get there we sit in the car and she just keeps smiling at me and grabbing my leg until she grabs my dick and says "I want to fuck you" my response was "I'm sorry" and she then got out and stood by her door smiling at me again so I waved and left
2points
#186
So there was that guy in my class that I liked for a while, we talked a lot and would occasionally hang out. A few months later we went on a school trip or something and we talked non-stop for hours about many things. At some point, we started talking about relationships and he was like "I think communication is very important" so I tell him "I know right, I would love to date someone with whom I could talk with for hours". All he told me was "me too" and he totally forgot about it afterwards.
2points
#187
One night I dressed in a nighty and yelled downstairs (several times) for my now husband to come upstairs. He finally comes up all iritated, looks at me and says "if you are wearing that to watch tv you are gonna be cold." I sat there in shock as he walked away.
2points
#188
(Girl here) So it was at an earlier stage with my boyfriend, and we had not yet kissed. We were watching the movie Hitch. So when it gets to the point where they mentioned you go 90% and let the girl go 10%, my bf leans in 90%, and I just keep watching movie. Took me a while to get it
2points
#189
I was going out of town later in the afternoon with family so I took the day off. I was on the phone with my BF talking to him asking what he was doing.
Him: nothing just going to eat some cold pizza.
Me: oh sounds like fun.
Him: you?
Me:nothing waiting to get picked up to head out. I'm all alone, everyone is at work for several more hours and I won't be able to get picked up now for 4 more hours.
Him: Oh that sux. Well take a nap so you are not at tired when traveling.
Him: nothing just going to eat some cold pizza.
Me: oh sounds like fun.
Him: you?
Me:nothing waiting to get picked up to head out. I'm all alone, everyone is at work for several more hours and I won't be able to get picked up now for 4 more hours.
Him: Oh that sux. Well take a nap so you are not at tired when traveling.
2points
#190
During my college freshman orientation, we had an activity to get to know other freshman and we were told to approach a couple of people with compliments. A guy I knew from my high school came up to me and said, "You're cute!"
Me: Thanks! *big smile, turns away*
*guy stops me*
Guy: You're REALLY cute.
Me: Thanks! *big smile again*
Me: Thanks! *big smile, turns away*
*guy stops me*
Guy: You're REALLY cute.
Me: Thanks! *big smile again*
Guy never approached me again in four years of college.
2points
#191
I was texting my crush back when we were still flirting. It was a gorgeous summer day; sun was shining bright, birds were singing, bugs chirping - a perfect day for a little one on one-time. So I text my crush and say "Man, today is a great day. I would love to be snuggled up to somebody on a blanket in the grass right now, just enjoying the sun, stealing some kisses; that would make it a perfect day." His response? "Nah, it's too windy up here." I knew right then we would never make it.
2points
#192
I was chilling with one of my guy friends one time and we had been flirting on and off, he had made continues jokes about kissing me and I always just laughed it off thinking he was kidding, one night I took a selfie of us on Snapchat and he captioned it with the kiss emoticon (:*) and I was just like haha that's cute and he just looked at me for a bit before going in for it. I didn't get the hint so I wasn't ready and the whole thing was fucked, it wasn't until the next day I realized I fucked up
2points
#193
At a party talking to a very attractive girl that I had known for a few weeks.
Girl: How do you tell if a girl likes you?
Me: She usually over-laughs at everything I say.
Girl (putting her face really close to mine): Do you mean like this? Hahahaha!
Me: Um...yeah (while thinking 'why is this girl acting so strange? She is SO weird.').
Finally figured it out 6 months later when she blew up at me after I stopped by to tell her the good news I had just found a girlfriend. Probably for the better.
Girl: How do you tell if a girl likes you?
Me: She usually over-laughs at everything I say.
Girl (putting her face really close to mine): Do you mean like this? Hahahaha!
Me: Um...yeah (while thinking 'why is this girl acting so strange? She is SO weird.').
Finally figured it out 6 months later when she blew up at me after I stopped by to tell her the good news I had just found a girlfriend. Probably for the better.
2points
#194
Guy I was dating, total gamer, I'm not. He's spending the night at my house and using my computer to play games, I decide to pull out a cute little lingerie number I'd been saving and have some fun. I come into the room and drop my ribs, he looks over at me says "wow" then goes back to playing. I put my robe back on and proceed to tell him to get out of my house because obviously he only wanted my computer. Never dated a gamer again.
2points
#195
Worked at a food counter 5 years ago, massage therapists from a nearby clinic were regulars to the point we talked openly, including my bad knees. One gave me her number on a business card. Me: "oh, I bet massages would help with my knees that sounds great!" Her: "Yeah, sure" and walked away. Talking to my mom the next day: "oh...should I call her?" Mom: "uh, DUH!" Our THIRD date: "so why did you give me your number? To hang out or for more than that? She married this idiot 3 years ago.
2points
#196
Flirted with this guy at Best Buy every time I went in (and at the time it was a lot cause I was looking for stuff for college) I bought 3 Apple products from him even, and I am a Samsung girl. Called the store on the way home to ask about my new tablet, that wasn't giving me problems at all, asked specifically for him, then proceeded to ask him if I could have his number in case I needed help again, he just gave me a number for a 24/7 Apple service place. 🙄
2points
#197
These are two conversations between me and one of my guy friends my junior year of high school:
Convo 1:
Him: I've always wondered what it would be like to kiss a blonde.
Me: Why don't you find a blonde girl, ask her out, and kiss her?
Convo 1:
Him: I've always wondered what it would be like to kiss a blonde.
Me: Why don't you find a blonde girl, ask her out, and kiss her?
Convo 2:
Him: I've always wondered what it would be like to kiss a girl with braces.
Me: Why don't you find a girl with braces, ask her out, and kiss her?
Him: I've always wondered what it would be like to kiss a girl with braces.
Me: Why don't you find a girl with braces, ask her out, and kiss her?
I was blonde, with braces, and pretty sure he liked me but I wasn't going to kiss someone that wasn't my boyfriend
2points
#198
I was under-age at the hottest disco in town. No lie, a blande, tight body, German Stewardess, in uniform, walked up to me, and asked, very seductively, where the "meat market" was. I promptly and politely gave her precise directions to the nearest Meat market. She said, "Danka." And walked off.
Damn.
Damn.
2points
#199
A girl I was close with started holding my hand saying they were cold while we were at the mall. As she holds my hand I realize her hand is much warmer than mine and jerk my hand away saying I don't want to make them much colder. She also came over to hang out on my bed and would cuddle up to me while I smartly moved away and apologized for crowding her. She eventually pushed me down and kissed me.
2points
#200
At the break table, my co-worker comes and sits. I thought he had a crush on another girl at work so I bring her up and ask how that's going. He tells me it wasn't and that it never would have worked cuz he likes short girls (I'm 5'1 and still have no idea he's flirting). We're both single parents, he turns the convo into talking about dating W/kids. I comment about I don't want to date someone w/kids cuz my step dad sucked. He walked away. Took me a few days but we've been married 11 yrs now!
2points