Hello and welcome to our latest edition in the jokes section. This time, the topic is the epitome of all hospital jokes, the winner in all the medical jokes categories, and something that is even spicier than doctor jokes themselves. Are you ready to guess the topic here? Sure you are - it’s nurse jokes! Jokes dedicated to probably the most dedicated people in medicine who are worthy of nothing else but high praise!
As you’re about to see, these aren’t exactly jokes about nurses but rather jokes for nurses. We just couldn’t bear to make even the friendliest kind of fun of these specialists who saw us through the last couple of years of the pandemic with relentless heroism, saving tens of thousands of lives. Thus, this compilation of funny nurse jokes is more for them rather than about them. A way to pay our respects and provide at least the tiniest bit of comedic relief in their day. And we’ve set the bar for ourselves pretty high here, so hopefully, these hilarious jokes will fulfill their mission!
However, even if you’re not a nurse yourself, chances are you’ll also find these jokes quite amusing. All you have to do is scroll on down to check them out and then give the best jokes your vote! Lastly, share this article with your friends and anyone to whom these jokes might be of concern.
#41
"What happens if I want to try alternative forms of medicine?"
"You’ll need to find alternative forms of payment."
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#42
Acupuncture. What’s the point?
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#43
What did the nurse say when a patient who had multiple vegetables stuck to his body asked, “What is wrong with me?”
"You’re not eating properly."
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#44
What did the blood donor say to the nurse?
“I feel super tired; it is such a draining process.”
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#45
What did the patient ask when the nurse informed him that he had a-cute appendix?
“Compared to whom?”
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#46
What did the nurse say to the rocket ship?
"It’s time for your booster shot."
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#47
Heard about the man who cut his fingers using an electric saw?
When a nurse asked about the cut-off fingers, the man said, “I didn’t have anything to pick them up with.”
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#48
A ghost asked, “Nurse, can you tell me what does the X-ray of my head show?
“Absolutely nothing!” she replied.
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#49
A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, “No change yet.”
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#50
Heard about the guy who kept thinking he was a bell?
The nurse asked him to go home and give her a ring if the feeling persists.
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#51
Nurse pops her head into the doctor’s office…..
Nurse: Doctor, there’s an invisible man in the waiting room.
Doctor: Tell him I can’t see him.
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#52
A man is in a hospital and waits for a nurse to come. After a long time, the nurse comes in and says “Sorry I kept you waiting.”
He replies: “No worries. I’m patient.”
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#53
Nurse: Doctor, what is the medicine on this prescription? I went to 50 pharmacies still couldn’t find one.
Doctor: Oops, sorry. I was just checking if my pen work’s.
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#54
What did the nurse say to the medicine maker when he got sick?
"Lemme give you a taste of your own medicine."
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#55
Patient: “Will I be able to play the piano after this operation?”
Nurse: “Sure! Of course!”
Patient: “That’s awesome because I couldn’t before!”
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#56
What did the pillow say to the nurse?
Please help; I feel stuffed.
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#57
What is artery?
The study of classical paintings.
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#58
What do nurses mean by postoperative?
They think it's a letter carrier.
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#59
Why were the nurses so suspicious of the patient?
He had a lot of secret-ion.
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#60
What did the patient say when the nurse informed them that they would be administering an enema?
"But is it friendly?"
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