Michael Chapman wasn’t the only man who hated mornings. Depending on your personality, you either love the morning or hate it. Either way, both morning and night people can agree that good morning jokes and puns are a great way to start the day.
Whether you’re waking up at 5 a.m. or starting the day at noon, funny good-morning memes can set the mood for the entire day. Many of us go online first thing in the morning. Although that’s an excellent way to keep up with current affairs, the abundance of negative headlines in the news can increase anxiety. Why not start the day on a good note by checking entertaining content like funny good morning images?
Brew yourself a coffee and get off on the right foot with some handpicked good morning jokes. We’ve compiled plenty of funny morning quotes and puns to make you giggle and brighten your day.
Do you know a morning joke that hasn’t been mentioned, or have some dirty jokes to start the day? Share it in the comments! And if you want even more humor for the morning, check out these mirthful one-liners! It’s time for your daily dose of Vitamin L (for laughter), so let’s get started.
#61
What do you say when someone compliments the eggs you cooked for breakfast?
"Well, I'm an eggspert."
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#62
What would you call it if you choke on your water when jogging every morning for a week?
The worst ever running gag.
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#63
What do jokesters eat for breakfast?
Pun-cakes.
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#64 Mornings Are Overrated
Mornings are pure evil from the pits of hell, which is why I don't do them anymore.
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#65
What would you say to your plumber if you heard a tap on your door first thing in the morning?
"You have quite a sense of humor."
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#66
What did the one-legged woman do at the ATM every morning?
She checked her balance.
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#67 Pun Intended
What did the man say when he woke up in the morning to find he had turned into a cat?
He said, "Don’t ask meow it happened".
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#68
What does a pastry chef say to himself in the morning every day?
"I'll be making a lot of dough today."
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#69
How does coffee usually help in the morning?
It makes people coffeedent.
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#70
What did the pirate always eat for breakfast?
Captain Crunch.
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#71
This morning, my Grandpa walked into my room with a young bearded guy wearing skinny jeans.
I said, “Who is this guy?”
My Grandpa said, “My hip replacement.”
I said, “Who is this guy?”
My Grandpa said, “My hip replacement.”
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#72 Morning Moisture Mysteries
People think grass don’t be wet in the morning... but it dew.
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#73
What did the woman say when she realized that her morning was actually bittersweet?
She said, "That's the last time I drink spoiled milk with sugar".
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#74
What did the woman say before telling jokes in the ‘early mornings?
“You up for it?”
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#75
Have you heard about a Frenchman that choked while he was eating his morning omelet?
He said, "Oeuf."
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#76 Mask Drama Unleashed
What would happen if you were made to promise to put on your mask before going to work every morning?
I'd be late to work every day and definitely get tired of Jim Carey.
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#77 Block Party Fail
What would you do if you got up in the morning, ran around the blocks a few times and got tired?
I'd pick up the blocks and put them back in my brother's toy box.
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#78
Have you heard about a man named Aaron who also has a son named Aaron and they go jogging together every morning?
Well, they're running Aarons.
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#79
What happened when the lawyer worried about his court case and forgot to use any coffee filter in the morning?
Well, after brewing, the coffee had quite a lot of grounds to appeal.
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#80
What would you call it if you had a gold-colored hot drink in a golden cup in the morning every day?
My gilt-tea pleasure.
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