Michael Chapman wasn’t the only man who hated mornings. Depending on your personality, you either love the morning or hate it. Either way, both morning and night people can agree that good morning jokes and puns are a great way to start the day.
Whether you’re waking up at 5 a.m. or starting the day at noon, funny good-morning memes can set the mood for the entire day. Many of us go online first thing in the morning. Although that’s an excellent way to keep up with current affairs, the abundance of negative headlines in the news can increase anxiety. Why not start the day on a good note by checking entertaining content like funny good morning images?
Brew yourself a coffee and get off on the right foot with some handpicked good morning jokes. We’ve compiled plenty of funny morning quotes and puns to make you giggle and brighten your day.
Do you know a morning joke that hasn’t been mentioned, or have some dirty jokes to start the day? Share it in the comments! And if you want even more humor for the morning, check out these mirthful one-liners! It’s time for your daily dose of Vitamin L (for laughter), so let’s get started.
#41
I woke up this morning to find all by books and knick-knacks scattered all over the floor.
I’ve only got my shelf to blame.
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#42
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead.
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#43 Pun Intended
What beverage do sick people have in the morning?
Cough-ee.
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#44
What happens when you smell breakfast in the morning?
It would be bacon-ing me and I'd be very egg-cited.
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#45
What is a dog’s favorite breakfast?
Woofles.
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#46
I couldn’t find the car window scraper this morning, so I used a plastic store discount card to clean my windows.
It didn’t work very well. I only got 20% off.
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#47 Morning Jogging Mystery
What happened to the guy that started jogging in the mornings for his health?
It's now been almost a year no one knows where he actually is.
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#48
What would you call having mushrooms every day in the morning?
It's what champignons eat.
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#49
What would you call the alarm clock which always goes off at 2 o'clock in the morning every day?
A ringing nightmare.
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#50
Did you hear about the man that woke up in the morning and forgot which side the sun rises from?
It eventually dawned on him.
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#51 Techie Morning Humor
What do iPhones eat for breakfast?
Siri-al.
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#52
What does a croissant say to a cup of coffee in the morning?
"You're not really my cup of tea."
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#53
"I'm totally a morning person in the sense that I'm a person and mornings happen and there's apparently nothing I can do about it."
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#54
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Mice krispies.
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#55
What would you say if your dad asks you how the breakfast waffles he made were?
"They weren't w-awful."
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#56 Morning Mood, Decoded
Good morning is a contradiction of terms.
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#57
I love the early hours of the day. It’s a nice place to visit but I wouldn’t want to live there.
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#58
What would you call it if you spent an entire morning coating a ladder with grease which leads into your attic?
An anti-climb-attic morning.
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#59
What did the man say to his son when he wanted a frozen rito in the morning for breakfast?
"Son, you want a brrrr-rito?"
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#60 Morning Spill Pun
What would you call it if you accidentally spilled some coffee grinds in the morning?
It was grounded.
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