Michael Chapman wasn’t the only man who hated mornings. Depending on your personality, you either love the morning or hate it. Either way, both morning and night people can agree that good morning jokes and puns are a great way to start the day.
Whether you’re waking up at 5 a.m. or starting the day at noon, funny good-morning memes can set the mood for the entire day. Many of us go online first thing in the morning. Although that’s an excellent way to keep up with current affairs, the abundance of negative headlines in the news can increase anxiety. Why not start the day on a good note by checking entertaining content like funny good morning images?
Brew yourself a coffee and get off on the right foot with some handpicked good morning jokes. We’ve compiled plenty of funny morning quotes and puns to make you giggle and brighten your day.
Do you know a morning joke that hasn’t been mentioned, or have some dirty jokes to start the day? Share it in the comments! And if you want even more humor for the morning, check out these mirthful one-liners! It’s time for your daily dose of Vitamin L (for laughter), so let’s get started.
#81
What do cows read in the morning?
The moospaper!
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#82
What do they call first thing in the morning in Poland?
The Krakow dawn.
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#83 Counting From Zero
As a programmer, waking up is the 0th thing I do every morning.
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#84
Why did the morning coffee never talk to the herbal drinks?
Because they weren’t really his cup of tea.
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#85
What's the color of the sun when it rises in the early morning?
It's rose.
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#86
Why did the jailer start counting the numbers of all the inmates in the morning?
Because she wanted a con-census.
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#87
What do bakers say when they wake up in the mornings?
"Time to get bread-y now."
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#88
Why did the man get arrested for pouring himself a cup of coffee in the morning?
The police thought it was mugging.
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#89
Why did the man make his hamster an extra-strong coffee in the morning?
He didn't want it to fall asleep at the wheel.
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#90 Breakfast Motivation Only
The only good part about getting out of bed in the morning is that I get to eat again.
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#91
What did the man do when he found all his knick-knacks and books scattered all around the floor?
He just blamed him-shelf.
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#92
Which superhero delivers the morning papers?
It's Newspaperman.
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#93
Why were the man and his family crying in the morning?
They were coming back from a moving sale.
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#94 Shellfish Morning Fuel
What drink do lobsters have in the morning?
Clawfee.
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#95
What does a Moogle need every day when it wakes up?
It needs a kup-o coffee.
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#96
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Ewok
Ewok who?
Ewok early this morning.
Who's there?
Ewok
Ewok who?
Ewok early this morning.
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#97
Why did the man started going for body surfing every morning at the beach instead of watching the news?
Because it kept him abreast of the current events.
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#98 Morning Cheat Logic
Why did the man always cheat on his diet in the morning?
Because he thought, at the end of the day, he's staying faithful.
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Which Morning Joke Made Your Day?
Let us know if we could put a smile on your face with these good morning puns and quips. We don’t want your fun to end just yet! Continue on the path of laughter with these funny memes for friends and relatable memes that will have you cackling. Make humor a part of your morning routine because a meme a day keeps the doctor away (or so we believe)!