Michael Chapman wasn’t the only man who hated mornings. Depending on your personality, you either love the morning or hate it. Either way, both morning and night people can agree that good morning jokes and puns are a great way to start the day.
Whether you’re waking up at 5 a.m. or starting the day at noon, funny good-morning memes can set the mood for the entire day. Many of us go online first thing in the morning. Although that’s an excellent way to keep up with current affairs, the abundance of negative headlines in the news can increase anxiety. Why not start the day on a good note by checking entertaining content like funny good morning images?
Brew yourself a coffee and get off on the right foot with some handpicked good morning jokes. We’ve compiled plenty of funny morning quotes and puns to make you giggle and brighten your day.
Do you know a morning joke that hasn’t been mentioned, or have some dirty jokes to start the day? Share it in the comments! And if you want even more humor for the morning, check out these mirthful one-liners! It’s time for your daily dose of Vitamin L (for laughter), so let’s get started.
#21
When the man who was visiting his wife’s grave said "Morning" to another visitor, what did the other man reply?
He said, "No, I'm just walking my dog."
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#22
How did Moses make coffee in the morning?
He-brewed it.
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#23
I'm a morning person. Every morning when I wake up, I'm mourning the fact that I'm no longer sleeping.
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#24
My outfits are typically inspired by the fact that I hit my snooze button 8 times every morning.
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#25
Every morning after I wake up, the first thing I do is make my bed.
Tomorrow I’m returning this piece of junk to Ikea.
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#26 Snooze Button Philosophy
Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.
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#27
A yawn in the morning is a silent scream for coffee…
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#28
Have you heard about the guy who found a bunch of celery every morning on his front doorstep?
He thought he was being stalked.
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#29
Bacon and eggs walk into a bar…
The bartender says, “Get out of here! We don’t serve breakfast!”
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#30 Tea Time Twist
What happens when you finish drinking your cup of tea in the morning?
It becomes emptea.
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#31
What would you say if you had breakfast with the Pope?
Eggs, Benedict?
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#32
Bought one of those travelling irons yesterday.
Woke up this morning and it was gone.
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#33 Morning Mood Struggles
What takes you the longest to get ready in the morning?
Finding the will to live.
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#34
Why don’t helicopters fly in the morning?
Twirly.
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#35
What do you call a radio that just works in the morning?
An AM radio.
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#36 Building Up Laughs
Did you hear about the man that found a bunch of LEGO every morning on his front porch?
He didn't know what to make of them.
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#37
What did the man say to his wife when she was grouchy all day because they ran out of bread?
"I didn't know you were lack-toast intolerant."
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#38
How do you feel every day before having your morning coffee?
Depresso.
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#39
What would it be called if you refused to go running in the morning?
Resistance Training!
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#40 Modern Problems Require This
I was driving to work this morning when I saw a guy texting and driving.
I was so angry I rolled down my window and threw my beer can at him.
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