Will we ever get bored with The Office? No! Will there ever be too many articles about it? Probably not! And let's not forget the countless The Office memes that keep the show's humor alive.
Have we ever dedicated a post solely to Michael Scott’s quotes? Not yet, but we are about to fix that blunder with this collection of his most ingenious quotes! All one hundred and thirty-three of them to make you relive perhaps the best moments of the series.
So, what do we know about Michael Gary Scott? Born in 1965, he’s about to turn fifty-seven this year on March 15th (mark it on your calendar!). So, just a couple of years younger than the legendary comedian who portrayed him in the series, Steve Carell.
We also know that Gary had a pretty lonely childhood and never attended college, having lost all his tuition money in a pyramid scheme. Also, all he ever wanted was friends, and that’s why he chose the life of a salesman, ultimately landing a job as the Scranton branch manager at Dunder Mifflin.
And, you definitely know the rest - he’s the most unorthodox boss with the weirdest sense of humor and a very inappropriate understanding of social norms. So, basically, one of the most fantastic comedy characters ever created.
Okay, but let’s go back to Michael Scott’s quotes - from ‘How the turntables’ to various threats to Toby; you will definitely find all of his brilliant thoughts here. Some of these quotes you might know by heart, while other wise words of Michael’s might’ve gone under your radar before. But, no worries, as this is precisely the purpose of this article - to give you a chance to memorize all of Michael’s funny quotes!
So, put on your ‘fun jeans,’ scroll down just one Angela, and check out the hilarious quotes for yourself! Vote for the best quotes that are the epitome of Michael Scott to you, and don’t forget to share this cheerful article with your office coworkers!
#81 When Teaching Takes a Dance Break
“Sometimes you have to take a break from being the kind of boss that’s always trying to teach people things. Sometimes you just have to be the boss of dancing.”
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#82 When Your Brain Hits Full Capacity
“OK, too many different words from coming at me from too many different sentences.”- Michael becomes overwhelmed while the entire office tries to convince him that a potential client is in the Mafia.
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#83 Accidental Work Besties
“The people that you work with are, when you get down to it, your very best friends.”
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#84 Plot twist energy right there
“You will not die! Stanley! Stanley! Barack is President! You are black, Stanley!”
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#85 I’m The Punchline Too
“I’m not usually the b**t of the joke. I’m usually the face of the joke.”
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#86 Saint Paddy’s but Make It Scranton
“It is St. Patrick’s Day. And here in Scranton, that is a huge deal. It is the closest that the Irish will ever get to Christmas.”
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#87 Work BFFs, No Off-Duty Required
“Jim and I are great friends. We hang out a ton, mostly at work.”
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#88 Good standards, better limbo skills
“The only time I set the bar low is for limbo.”
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#89 Mood swings but make it fashion
"I hate it! I hate it. I don't hate it, I just don't like it. At all. And it's terrible."
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#90 Crisis Text Level: Toby Back in Office
“I learned a while back that if I do not text 911, people do not return my calls. Um, but people always return my calls because they think that something horrible has happened.”— To get a return call from CFO David Wallace, Michael texts him 911. To Wallace’s dismay, the “emergency” Michael was calling about was Toby Flenderson back in the office.
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#91 Wait, that math doesn’t add up
“You know what they say ‘Fool me once, strike one, but fool me twice… strike three.’”
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#92 When your hype is next-level
“I say dance, they say ‘How high?'”
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#93 Buttered Feet Drama
“I want you to rub butter on my foot… Pam, please? I have Country Crock.”
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#94 Friend Vibes with Boss Energy
“I guess the attitude that I’ve tried to create here is that I’m a friend first and a boss second and probably an entertainer third.”
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#95 Mean but make it work
“It just seems awfully mean. But sometimes, the ends justify the mean.”
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#96 Can’t Lie, That’s a Valid Reason
“Hate to see you leave, but love to watch you go. ‘Cause of your b**t.”
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#97 Mood when someone’s peak annoying but you still care
“I hate so much about the things you choose to be.”- Michael is annoyed by Toby.
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#98 Already broke my diet rules
“It’s never too early for ice cream.”
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#99 This is way too much energy
“Don’t ever, for any reason, do anything to anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what.”
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#100 From Bestie to Nope, Real Quick
“Last week I would have given a kidney to anyone in this office. I would have reached right into my stomach and pulled it out for them. But now, no. I don’t have the relationship with these people that I thought I did. I hope they ask, so they can hear me say, 'Uh… no. I only give my organs to my real friends. Go get yourself a monkey kidney.'“
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