Will we ever get bored with The Office? No! Will there ever be too many articles about it? Probably not! And let's not forget the countless The Office memes that keep the show's humor alive.
Have we ever dedicated a post solely to Michael Scott’s quotes? Not yet, but we are about to fix that blunder with this collection of his most ingenious quotes! All one hundred and thirty-three of them to make you relive perhaps the best moments of the series.
So, what do we know about Michael Gary Scott? Born in 1965, he’s about to turn fifty-seven this year on March 15th (mark it on your calendar!). So, just a couple of years younger than the legendary comedian who portrayed him in the series, Steve Carell.
We also know that Gary had a pretty lonely childhood and never attended college, having lost all his tuition money in a pyramid scheme. Also, all he ever wanted was friends, and that’s why he chose the life of a salesman, ultimately landing a job as the Scranton branch manager at Dunder Mifflin.
And, you definitely know the rest - he’s the most unorthodox boss with the weirdest sense of humor and a very inappropriate understanding of social norms. So, basically, one of the most fantastic comedy characters ever created.
Okay, but let’s go back to Michael Scott’s quotes - from ‘How the turntables’ to various threats to Toby; you will definitely find all of his brilliant thoughts here. Some of these quotes you might know by heart, while other wise words of Michael’s might’ve gone under your radar before. But, no worries, as this is precisely the purpose of this article - to give you a chance to memorize all of Michael’s funny quotes!
So, put on your ‘fun jeans,’ scroll down just one Angela, and check out the hilarious quotes for yourself! Vote for the best quotes that are the epitome of Michael Scott to you, and don’t forget to share this cheerful article with your office coworkers!
#101 Work Was The Dream
“They say on your deathbed you never wish you spent more time at the office — but I will.”
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#102 Breaking Laws for Good Vibes
“I know it’s illegal in Pennsylvania, but it’s for charity, and I consider myself a great philanderer.”
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#103 Famous Last Words, Honestly
“It’s not like booze ever killed anyone.”
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#104 Skin drama, but make it rockstar-worthy
“It’s a pimple, Phyllis. Avril Lavigne gets them all the time, and she rocks harder than anyone alive.”
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#105 Plot twist nobody saw coming
“I think Angela might be gay. Could Oscar and Angela be having a gay affair? Maybe! Is that what this is about?”
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#106 Oof, Toby Didn’t See That Coming
“That was offensive and lame. So double offensive. This is an environment of welcoming and you should just get the hell out of here.”- Michael talking to Toby once more.
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#107 When HR Calls, You Know It’s Bad
Gabe Lewis: “Michael, you’ve just physically assaulted an employee. Can we talk in private?”
Michael Scott: “Yes. Of course. What’s this in reference to?”
Michael Scott: “Yes. Of course. What’s this in reference to?”
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#108 Biggest promise, biggest risk
“I fell in love with these kids. And I didn’t want to see them fall victim to the system. So I made ’em a promise. I told them if they graduated from high school, I would pay for their college education. I have made some empty promises in my life but, hands down, that was the most generous.”
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#109 When Your Desk Feels Like a Life Choice
“Nobody should have to go to work thinking, ‘Oh, this is the place that I might die today.’ That’s what a hospital is for. An office is for not dying. An office is a place to live life to the fullest. To the max. To… an office is a place where dreams come true.”
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#110 Best Mistakes Ever Made
“They always say that it’s a mistake to hire your friends. And they are right. So, I hired my best friends. And this is what I get!?”
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#111 Bracing for the next heartbreak
“No question about it, I am ready to get hurt again.“- Michael is ready to date again.
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#112 Well, that’s one way to show love
"I love my employees even though I hit one of you with my car."- expressing his affection for the employees of Dunder Mifflin.
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#113 Not Your Average Hospital Update
“I took her to the hospital. And the doctors tried to save her life, they did the best they could. And she is going to be OK.”- Michael informs colleagues after hitting Meredith with his car.
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#114 Pizza: The Universal Mood Booster
“Pizza. Great equalizer. Rich people love pizza. Poor people love pizza. White people love pizza. Black people love pizza. Do black people like pizza?“
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#115 Stanley’s Bus Rules
“If you don’t like it, Stanley, you can go to the back of the bus, or the front of the bus, or drive the bus.”
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#116 Okay, now I’m curious
“Oh, this is gonna feel so good getting this thing off my chest… that’s what she said.”
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#117 Desperation: The New Optimism
“And I’m optimistic because every day I get a little more desperate.”
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#118 Michael’s Secret Identity
“I am Beyonce, always.”- Michael finds that he is the mistress in a love triangle.
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#119 When You’re Stuck in the Group Chat Forever
“I want today to be a beautiful memory that the staff and I share after I have passed on to New York. And if Toby is a part of it, then it’ll suck.”
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#120 When Words Just Quit
“It’s simply beyond words. It’s incalculable.”
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