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"Men Writing Women": 50 Times Male Authors Proved They Know Next To Nothing About Women (New Pics)
Funny,FailsSEP 17, 2025

"Men Writing Women": 50 Times Male Authors Proved They Know Next To Nothing About Women (New Pics)

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Have you ever read a book and thought, "Women's bodies don't really work like that" or "I've never seen a woman actually do anything like this"? Well, you wouldn't be alone. For most of history, writing books has been an exclusively male endeavor. In the U.S., women were legally allowed to publish books under their names only since the late 19th century.
So, perhaps it's not surprising that a lot of the depictions of women in books by men are somewhat... questionable? The "Men Writing Women" subreddit collects the most absurd and ridiculous examples of women badly written by men.
Haruki Murakami is a frequent offender on the subreddit, but there are loads of other male authors who can't conjure up a complex and realistic female character without objectifying her. And here are the funniest and most distasteful examples readers have come across lately!

#21 1968 Femicin Ad - "I Suffered From Menstrual Cramps."

Black and white vintage ad showing man claiming he suffered from menstrual cramps, highlighting male authors' lack of knowledge about women.
21points

Some male authors get undeserved criticism for their portrayals of women. F. Scott Fitzgerald, for example, gets a lot of flak for having written Daisy as a shallow socialite in The Great Gatsby. But some readers might forget to consider the context in which Daisy lived. She may as well have been a prisoner of the societal expectations and values she'd been brought up with.

Beauty and social status are the most important things to her because she has been conditioned to think these are the only qualities that matter in a woman. But that doesn't mean she's not intelligent or observant – it's only one of the masks she's putting on. She even says she hopes her daughter will be a fool because she believes "that's the best thing a girl can be in this world, a beautiful little fool."

#22 Is It Wrong For Me To Be Critical Of The Way Arya Stark Was Made To Say, “Most Girls Are Idiots” In Game Of Thrones Season 2?

Young woman in dim light wearing medieval attire, illustrating male authors' misunderstanding of women in popular media.
20points

#23 [The Way Of The Superior Man By David Dieda] - How Many Isms Can He Fit In One Book?

Page from a male author’s book discussing young women’s feminine energy and its impact on men, illustrating gender perspective.
20points

#24 Thoughts As A Woman, During An Apocalypse, As You Starve To Death❤️ "Run" By Blake Crouch

Excerpt from a Blake Crouch book showing male author dialogue about women's appearance and weight loss.
20points

But let's not say that only men don't know how to write compelling characters of the opposite gender. Women write unrealistic male characters, too! They mostly come from the romance genre. Romance book fans: how many times have you come across the trope of the tall, dark, and brooding hero and the heroine who "fixes" him (think Fifty Shades and many YA male protagonists)?

#25 An Old Tom And Jerry Comic. Worst Thing I've Seen Today

Classic cartoon panels showing Tom and a female cat, highlighting humor and misunderstandings from male authors about women.
20points

#26 Script Excerpt From Death Proof (2007) By Quentin Tarantino

Excerpt showing a male author's flawed description of a woman, highlighting misunderstandings by male authors about women.
19points

#27 [the Scrivener's Bones By Brandon Sanderson] I'll Admit I Didn't Know This, But It's A Neat Fact!

E-reader displaying text humorously highlighting male authors' misunderstanding of women and pheromone effects.
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At the same time, there are plenty of examples of women writing complex, compelling male characters. J.K. Rowling was able to write from the perspective of a male from childhood to adulthood and did it pretty accurately. Even early English novelists Jane Austen, Charlotte and Emily Brontë wrote their female characters as full of contradictions, not just on the good/bad and dreamy/mean scale.

#28 Vonnegut Does It For Men Too! (Cat’s Cradle)

Close-up of a book page showing a misinformed male author's description of women’s breasts and men’s clothing.
18points

#29 Murakami Murakami-Ing (Hard-Boiled Wonderland And The End Of The World, Haruki Murakami)

Excerpt from a book showing male authors describing women as chubby and plump, illustrating misconceptions about women.
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#30 Posted In A Feminine Focused Subreddit, But Eventually Op Admits They Are A Male, Writing Creepy Sexual Fantasies! He Then Follows Up By Asking Responders About How They Feel Upon “The Male Gaze”

Text excerpt illustrating male authors' misunderstanding of women through a tense scene of female discomfort and male gaze.
16points

What are your favorite examples of men writing women badly, Pandas? Have you ever come across a description so ridiculous you couldn't help but laugh out loud? Share the wildest examples with us in the comments! And if you'd like to see even more cases of men failing to write women, check out our previous articles about the "Men Writing Women" subreddit here, here, and right here!

#31 Writing A Profile Of A History Lecturer For The Spectator? Make Sure You Emphasize How Her Blonde Hair Made You So Uncontrollably H***y That You Had To Get A Happy Ending Massage

Tweet screenshot critiquing male authors with an excerpt from Lloyd Evans' proposal, highlighting misunderstandings about women.
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16points

#32 [avengers: Age Of Ultron] That Time Marvel Conflated Infertility With Being A Monster

Scene from a movie with characters discussing sterilization and misunderstood women, highlighting male authors' views on women.
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15points

#33 The Case For Marrying An Older Man By Grazie Sophia Christine

Text excerpt highlighting male authors' misconceptions about women, showcasing inaccurate views in a humorous context.
15points

#34 “The Ultimate Aphrodisiac” By Robert G Barrett

Excerpt from a book highlighting male authors' inaccurate portrayals of women with explicit content and confusing details.
15points

#35 [comic Excerpt] Superman Kissing A 14 Year Old (Superman & Batman: Generations By John Byrne)

Comic panel showing a male superhero kissing a young woman, highlighting male authors misunderstanding women in comics.
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15points

#36 Birth Kink On Display - Saga By Brian K. Vaughan

Comic panels showing a male character in pain and discomfort, highlighting misunderstandings by male authors about women.
15points

#37 A Woman’s Breasts Marking The Passage Of Time [hyperion By Dan Simmons]

Close-up of a book page with text describing female breasts, highlighting male authors' limited understanding of women.
14points

#38 You Like It Darker By Stephen King Who Is Still Writing About Pre-Teen Boobage In 2024

Excerpt from a book showing male author’s limited knowledge about women's experiences, highlighting awkward interactions.
14points

#39 Nostalgia Check: Comics Edition! Back When Superheroes Needing Saving From Their Writers

Comic panel showing Wonder Woman and male superheroes discussing an honorary member in the Justice Society highlighting male authors' misunderstanding of women.
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13points

#40 Found This Silly

Text screenshot showing a humorous and awkward example of male authors misunderstanding women in writing.
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