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"Men Writing Women": 50 Times Male Authors Proved They Know Next To Nothing About Women (New Pics)
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"Men Writing Women": 50 Times Male Authors Proved They Know Next To Nothing About Women (New Pics)

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Have you ever read a book and thought, "Women's bodies don't really work like that" or "I've never seen a woman actually do anything like this"? Well, you wouldn't be alone. For most of history, writing books has been an exclusively male endeavor. In the U.S., women were legally allowed to publish books under their names only since the late 19th century.
So, perhaps it's not surprising that a lot of the depictions of women in books by men are somewhat... questionable? The "Men Writing Women" subreddit collects the most absurd and ridiculous examples of women badly written by men.
Haruki Murakami is a frequent offender on the subreddit, but there are loads of other male authors who can't conjure up a complex and realistic female character without objectifying her. And here are the funniest and most distasteful examples readers have come across lately!

#41 Darling Venom By Parker S. Huntington

TikTok post showing a bedroom with city view and humorous text on male authors barely knowing women.
13points

#42 Jitterbug Perfume By Tom Robbins - Sorry, As Red As What Now??

Excerpt from a male author’s description of women, highlighting how male authors barely understand women’s traits.
12points

#43 Marvel Comic Book Author Defends Hypersexualized Depiction Of A Young Girl By Saying She's A "Supernatural, Thousand-Year-Old Princess"

Comic illustration from King Conan showing a male character and scantily clad princess in a fantasy setting.
11points

#44 (An Archdemon's Dilemma: How To Love Your Elf Bride) Its Not Quite Rise Of The Shield Hero, But The Concept Is The Same

Anime character confused with math formulas overlaid, illustrating male authors barely understanding women in memes.
11points

#45 I Know Grrm Is Not Perfect On The Topic, But He Truly Understands That "Strong Women" Don't Need To Wear Armor Or Despise Traditionally Feminine Conventions And Skills (A Clash Of Kings, George R.r. Martin)

Excerpt from a book showing male authors' misunderstanding of women's courage and experiences in dialogue form.
10points

#46 God Emperor Of Dune By Frank Herbert - You Ever Watch A Guy Climb A Wall So Good You C*m?

Close-up of a book page highlighting a passage illustrating male authors' limited understanding of women’s feelings and experiences.
10points

#47 The Institute By Stephen King (2019) — The Difference Between The Way The Boys And Girls Are Described Is So Uncomfortable

Excerpt from a male author's book showing limited understanding of women through outdated character descriptions.
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10points

#48 "Unrestrained Lesbian Passion"

Excerpt from a male author's novel showing a misunderstanding of female intimacy and lesbian passion in text.
8points

#49 The Witcher By Andrzej Sapkowski. The Character In Question Is 14 By The Way

Excerpt from a book highlighting male authors’ limited knowledge about women with dated and biased descriptions.
6points

#50 I Will Acknowledge That Lok Had Its Flaws

Tweet discussing male authors’ misunderstanding of female characters with an image of Korra from The Last Airbender.
But When It Came To Lgbt Relationships, Women Protagonists, Especially Female Poc Lgbt Protagonists? I Would Still Say That This Show Had To Walk So That Shows Like Spop, Toh, Or Rwby Could Run. You Have To Start Somewhere, And This Show Was Groundbreaking.
5points
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