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"Men Writing Women": 50 Times Male Authors Proved They Know Next To Nothing About Women (New Pics)
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"Men Writing Women": 50 Times Male Authors Proved They Know Next To Nothing About Women (New Pics)

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Have you ever read a book and thought, "Women's bodies don't really work like that" or "I've never seen a woman actually do anything like this"? Well, you wouldn't be alone. For most of history, writing books has been an exclusively male endeavor. In the U.S., women were legally allowed to publish books under their names only since the late 19th century.
So, perhaps it's not surprising that a lot of the depictions of women in books by men are somewhat... questionable? The "Men Writing Women" subreddit collects the most absurd and ridiculous examples of women badly written by men.
Haruki Murakami is a frequent offender on the subreddit, but there are loads of other male authors who can't conjure up a complex and realistic female character without objectifying her. And here are the funniest and most distasteful examples readers have come across lately!

#1 Thought This Sub Would Enjoy This 😂

Screenshot of a humorous tweet highlighting male authors' portrayal of women in writing, illustrating gender perspective differences.
92points

#2 An Antique Call-Out

Old newspaper clipping on men expressing feelings with comment on male authors misunderstanding women, vintage text from 1899.
66points

#3 Actually My Chest T**s T***tily

Text post by user stoned cold fox joking about apologizing to male authors for underestimating how women's chests move, related to male authors and women.
45points

There's this thing called the Bechdel Test. Many might already be familiar with it, but here goes: in 1985, cartoonist Alison Bechdel came up with her personal criteria for whether or not she was watching a movie. She listed three main requirements:

  1. The movie had to have at least two female characters;
  2. The two female characters had to interact and talk to each other;
  3. And this conversation had to be about something other than a man.

Naturally, many audience- and critically-acclaimed films failed her test, among which were the original Star Wars trilogy, Blade Runner, and even Breakfast at Tiffany's. But today, Bechdel agrees that her test might be too rigid and a disappointingly low bar for movies and books to pass.

#4 The Colour Of Magic, Terry Pratchett

Excerpt from a male author's text highlighting misconceptions about women and their portrayal in writing.
36points

#5 ["Everything Men Know About Women" By Knott Mutch]

Hand holding an open book with blank pages, illustrating male authors' limited understanding of women.
32points

#6 Meme I Saw On Facebook

Comic panels humorously depicting clueless male authors writing awkward descriptions of women’s bodies and a man crushing his manuscript.
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Just because there are two women talking in a movie about something other than men doesn't automatically make it impressive or culturally significant. "If you think about it, they're pretty superficial criteria," Bechdel told NPR in 2023.

"It would be easy to make a movie that fulfilled them in name but kind of missed the point. There can be movies that completely fail the Bechdel Test that are great feminist movies or at least have a feminist perspective." She names the movie Fire Island as an example. "The men talked about women writers in the movie," she said. "The whole movie was based, like, on a Jane Austen plot. So I thought it was pretty feminist in its way."

#7 In A Doctor Who Kids Book, Of All Things

Excerpt from a book highlighting male authors' inaccurate and exaggerated descriptions of women’s bodies and behavior.
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#8 Her A*****t Was So Wonderful That She Spent Her Life Looking For Him?! (Love In The Time Of Cholera By Gabriel García Márquez)

Excerpt from a male author's text highlighting his limited understanding of women’s experiences and emotions.
30points

#9 Nietschze The Incel

Excerpt from a book showing male authors' perspectives on women, highlighting misunderstandings of women's nature and disposition.
28points

In trying to explain this deficiency demonstrated by male authors, many people revert to simplistic generalizations. "Men just aren't able to empathize the way women can," they say. "They can't just put themselves in the shoes of a woman and read her mind!"

But there's a lot of sexism in such sentiments. Aside from not giving men enough credit for being empathetic, it also ignores the historical side of publishing: perhaps women just had more insight into the male psyche because most of the books they read growing up were written by men?

#10 Some Inspiration For Any Aspiring Writers Out There

Close-up of a brown crayon labeled small potatoes illustrating male authors' lack of knowledge about women humorously.
28points

#11 [Drawing Dragons By Sandra Staple] The Dragon Gender Norms

Page from a book showing sexist drawing tips for making a female dragon with handwritten critiques by male authors.
27points

#12 Women Writing Women

Excerpt from a male author's text showing dialogue on women and language, highlighting misunderstandings about women.
27points

At least this is what columnist Rhiannon Lucy Cosslett suggests in her opinion piece for The Guardian, too. "It isn't that these male authors are unable to empathise, it is that they haven't bothered, or needed to," she writes. "How could they know, when we are only really near the beginning of exploring its depths ourselves in (published, respected) writing? Do we expect telepathy?"

#13 Anti-Suffragette Political Cartoons From The Early 1900s Are Wild

Series of vintage cartoons mocking women's suffrage, illustrating male authors' limited understanding of women and feminism.
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#14 I Do Think That Mediaeval Poets Were The Og Men Writing Women

Tweet showing a male author's poem with misguided views about women, highlighting male authors' limited understanding of women.
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#15 "She's Learned Her Lesson...and She Loved It!" [just Married #58]

Vintage comic strip depicting men and women in dramatic scenes, highlighting male authors' limited understanding of women.
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"So much of femininity is unspoken," Cosslett continues. "Moving through the world as a woman, the way you are viewed and treated, your emotions, your approach to your body (not to mention its private, shameful functions and rebellions) involve subtleties and complexities that are often unarticulated, even sometimes between women themselves."

#16 [gray Matters] By [william Hjortsberg]. Found This In A Retro Book Shop, Opened It To A Random Page And Was Assaulted With This Synonym

Close-up of book text illustrating how male authors barely know anything about women through awkward descriptions.
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#17 Pen Writing Women

Social media post showing a humorous male author’s perspective on pens and meeting a woman in high school.
22points

#18 At Age 35, She Can Feel Her Breasts Sag Audibly In The Night. [letters From The Dead By Campbell Black]

Page from a book showing male authors struggling to portray women in literature, highlighting flawed female characterization.
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That's not to say that all women protagonists written by a man are bad or insufficient. Leo Tolstoy created one of the most tragically complex and compelling portraits of a woman in literature in Anna Karenina. Gustave Flaubert criticized how 19th-century French society reduced women to wives, homemakers, and etiquette-obeying ladies in Madame Bovary.

#19 I Could Save The Day If I Didn't Have A Girl Brain! (Avengers #34, Lee/Heck)

Comic scene showing male characters misunderstanding women, highlighting male authors’ limited knowledge about women.
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#20 Because Even If A Woman Is The First To Discover Intelligent Alien Life, Her Story Isn't Complete Or Meaningful Without A Kid. (Jodie Foster Plays Ellie Arroway In The Movie Contact, 1997)

Text excerpt showing male authors’ misconceptions about women’s experiences and storylines in film development.
21points
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